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Season 2

Aired 6 years ago - Apr 21, 2011

Krieger works to finish a top-secret project, and Archer brings a mysterious former KGB agent named Katya Kazanova home to meet Malory.

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If you're into power, let's go down to my van...
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Eh, l almost got married once. Church, reception, I had it all lined up.
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I mean, she did move in with me but--
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Well, whatever. And shut up. And if you don't make Katya an lSlS agent, Mother...
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And yet you talk.
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Because the traitor Kasanova knows too much.
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No, you have actual egg on your face. What? Unh!
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[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]
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...and l was trying to beat my record for cramming pool balls in my mouth...
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Speaking of, would you describe your relationship with Katya as solid or--?
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My God, Krieger, why not just give her the project on a floppy disk?
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I know it just kills you that I'm in love with Katya--
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Which is more than l ever got.
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From there it's all just Orcs and Gollums and Balrogs.
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How long until Mother sees this? Okay. Ow.
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Faking my file so that everyone here thinks that l am--
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You don't have to. Look at me.
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Although not in that order. Hey, not in any order.
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[YELLS]
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Don't worry, she won't get far. I'm locking lSIS down, top to bottom.
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But he is not a double agent. Are you retarded?
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[CHUCKLES]
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He's your son, not a-- Ray, she got him to quit drinking.
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What was it? My bug-out bag. It was right here.
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I shall check my sewing room. Wait, his what?
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Ah, is not so bad. You take crossword, you catch up with your neighbors.
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So nyet promotion...
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Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.
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[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN]
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Oh, pleasure. Definitely pleasure.
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Even if it's-- Oh, l don't know, a criminally insane cyborg.
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If l knew and/or cared who and/or what that was.
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Canada's got casinos, right?
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At one time, yes, but I needed a place to sew your suits, you see, so--
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And nobody, especially Mother, is gonna ruin that for me.
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...l'd like for you to have this.
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Well then, goodbye, Woodhouse, and you're fired.
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If you come out to the living room, I have a surprise for you.
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Yeah, it hurt like crazy. No, no, about this, about us.
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Okay. Coming, Mother!
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I'm all good. Uh, no, I'm fine.
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...but l am in love with Katya.
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I knew l forgot to mention something, and it was this.
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...is Russia's most dangerous enemy.
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Krieger-san, you promised.
Aired 6 years ago - Apr 14, 2011

Archer's search for his father's identity leads him into hot water. Agent Barry Dylan is sent to rescue Archer.

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- Super bad, have you seen a neurologist? - Have a cat-scan tomorrow.
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- Who, nice. - Right? The man you've been having a
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- What's up? - You disgusting little sneak!
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- and it's freezin my jernk... - Then I put whipped cream all over everything...
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- really just the, ya know, core group. - Pam, I should have you
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Probably hanging by his Achilles tendons in some KGB hellhole!
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- You little...! Okay, then... Lana! - Yes?
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- As what, Russia's only black woman? - Damn it!
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wouldn't hurt... could, um, this someone be from outside the agency?
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- Oh! And he sodomized my fiancée! - You're still together?!
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- Or more damage. - One million dollars.
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- You did it once! - By accident! Mostly.
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Not Archer! Well, also very much Archer,
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- After. Non-negotiable. - Then can I bring you back anything from Moscow?
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- Yeah, so I hear... - Damn that... Pam!
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Which is... pretty rare for me. Hi.
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I swear I'm just a Finnish skydiving enthusiast
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- In the brain's language center? - I tink nut. Okay, we wait some test on you,
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Barry?! Oh my God, Barry, I got... Holy shit, Barry! You're in the KGB?!
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Um, okay. Until then, do you have some sort of escape plan, or...?
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Nikolai Jakov, the head of the KGB?
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I know you heff been sleepink with thet,
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Da?! Do you know your son is here, in the cells of the dreaded Lubyanka?!
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- Touch it Barry. - Uh, no, it's not that thick back here.
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So what was your plan again? I think I remember thinking it was good...
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Were you talking about we're out of rubber cement?
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- Just roll it down. - We're hiding in plain sight, alright...
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Or earplugs, you idiot! You know how bad that is for your eardrums?!
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- Yeah?! Well at least I have a father! - Are you implying
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- Barry wait, slow down! - Why?!
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Kroshka, he kill two military police. So even if he wuz my biologik son...
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- The unly guy who want a fodder? - Under wery suspicious circumstences...
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- You could help, ya know! - Yeah so now, what are we doing?
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- Who tut you women how to shoot?! - It's just I'm not super-big on heights...
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Yeah, to the silk-lined sleeve of a bespoke Savile Row suit jacket!
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And uh... That way's not looking too good. Wait, wait, wait Barry, there! We'll jump it!
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get outta here... So I'm thinking that we probably should split up.
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- Archer! Lemme climb up you! - Barry...
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Mudaks! You shoot like uld women!
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Uh... secret police! Shoes! Now! Those cannot be your only shoes.
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But I'm giving you this coat, so... Hi, how ya doin, Sterling Archer.
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- Who would break in to this shithole?! - Come on! He's on the roof!
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What is Luffers...? Wh-?! Aahhaaaghhhh!
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More of a lace-up crowd?! Aaaaaghhhh! How?!
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Did I just blow your minds?
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Oh, that's groceries? Sorry, thought it was garbage. Here, take this...
Aired 6 years ago - Apr 07, 2011

When a mysterious stranger summons Malory and her intrepid ISIS agents to Monaco, all bets are off! Well, actually all bets are on. Because Monaco is basically one giant casino, and Archer has $4 million in untraceable bearer bonds. Also, it's Gran Prix week, so you can just forget getting a hotel room

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Sounds like "Ben Wa balls," Benoit. "Balls." See?
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...a post-Jacuzzi female companion, and for somebody to get up here...
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Pardon, monsieur, but as I said, the suite royale is reserved for...
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Madame, the only way you will have this suite is over my lifeless corpse.
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- Pretty dumb taking a bath with it. - Sterling, I'm warning you.
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No.
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Um, slightly from where?
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- You better not. - Oh, my God.
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And how does she have 2.3 million damn dollars in her 401(k)?
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Which is funny why?
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ARCHER: What? - Lady luck, monsieur.
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- Bon. Then I wish you bonne chance. - Oh, shoot. I can't. I don't have any...
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- Banque. - What happened?
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Shit. Or whatever, merde.
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Uh, speaking of candy, I'm gonna be here a while...
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- Here, take this. - No, thanks. I'm not thirs... Ow!
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- Three-point-two million dollars? - I've been really streaky, Ray.
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BOY ARCHER: Um, hit me? MALORY: Busted.
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- Archer, when your mother finds out... - No, Ray, you cannot tell her.
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Who are you, Carrie Nation?
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- Keep it in your pants, sister. - Ha-ha-ha.
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Unh. Oh, God.
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Shut up. And ours too.
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- Look, I said I was sorry. - No, you didn't.
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Not without my turtleneck, but still...
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...is whatever asshole physically holds the piece of paper.
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Because your mother's cleaned out all the ISIS 401(k) accounts.
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He does have a point.
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Well, whatever's on the disk, Lachouffe expects $4 million in bearer bonds...
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I bet you get chilly at night, all alone in that great big castle.
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- Lf they're even in the casino. - Well, where else would they be, Ray?
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Why not? They're already tied up, and we don't even have any rope, so...
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[BOTH SPEAK IN FRENCH]
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- Zoo? Ici? - Go, dumbass.
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And I can let all this stuff go for $41,688.
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...and about, say, 80 computers for your clubhouse?
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Oh.
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Wow, this might be hard to drive with such a huge, throbbing erection.
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And a Negress at that.
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Well, yeah, now.
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And I never got my swan-shaped towels.
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Just must be out of carburetor.
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 31, 2011

Pam is abducted by kidnappers who mistake her for Cheryl. It seems that Cheryl wasn’t completely forthcoming about her background when she applied for her job at ISIS.

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Because my last name isn't Gimple, like it says on my W-4.
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Not a big deal, they're everywhere.
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I spent like, every summer there, listening to my creepy
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Oh my god! That's you!
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Ugh, my stupid ocelot.
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Do what huh what?
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The chauffeur had a stroke and slammed into a tree.
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I... because I'm not worth a billion dollars!
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Being scared of kidnappers the rest of my life?!
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- First of all, I'm sure Pam is fine... - Who taught ya how to punch?
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For, you know... a modest retainer.
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What're we doing?
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It's like Meow-schwitz in there.
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Followed by an illion.
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Cool.
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Plus an administrative fee, a small contingency fee, few odds and ends...
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Crepuscular?
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Cheryl is insisting we try to get the kidnappers to release Pam!
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Yes? Yeah, one sec? Kidnappers.
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- Two minutes. - What?!
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Small price to pay for beauty.
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We don't want them coming here.
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How do ya think I paid for college?
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Well I just assume she's safe at ISIS, laughing her skinny lying ass
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Wh-? Not the IRA, my IRA!
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But...
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- Well, we obviously don't want you to... - Violate the First Law of Robotics.
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- And even if she were... - I am!
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- Five thousand? - For Pam?
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so if you will excuse me, I am going to rescue Pam.
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No heroics, you two. It's just Pam.
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Now shut up.
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Especially Cheryl.
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Jesus, how many Irish gangs are there?
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Are they?
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- Oh my God... - I'm not taking his side!
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Brett! For the love of God!
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No she didn't!
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I mean, unless you wanna chop off my fingertips and slice out my retinas!
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- Uh, let's see, what else... - Tom Collins, try not to drown it.
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Ahhhhh... ha!! Who ya talkin to?
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What kind of sick, degenerate...
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Not the phone sex operator you're totally lying about! Cheryl!
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No, I've been up here the whole time.
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 24, 2011

When Archer discovers that the chemotherapy drugs he has been taking are phony, he goes on a rampage against the Irish gangsters behind the scheme. He also makes friends with a fellow marijuana-toking cancer patient (voice of Joan Van Ark). Meanwhile, Cyril learns why Krieger is fluent in Portuguese.

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Yeah. Me.
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What are you...? Sterling, no, you're not well.
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Which I am going to push, very slowly, into your urethra.
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- Well, excuse me, Lana. It's a rampage. - Still, though.
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Plus I can only assume a Brazilian mob would be a jillion times sexier.
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- Name the douchebag who's in charge. - Vincent Van Go fuck yourself.
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- Unh, unh. Oh, you son of a whore. - Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.
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One more and the innocent Honduran janitors...
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They told me it was cream for male pattern baldness.
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Victimless crimes, Mikey. Tell me about the counterfeit chemo drugs.
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All those beaners care about is taking American jobs.
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I know, but now in mid-rampage? You really think that's a good idea?
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...and, wow, how you holding up?
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- And have you ever told him that? - What, are you kidding? No.
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I thought Krieger was a German name.
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- "Aha" what? - It's Austin, duh.
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Me too. It was my fifth best feature.
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- But, uh, it's not good, huh? - No, dear.
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- Pretty sure the Nazis had scientists. - No, they didn't.
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Because between the cancer and the chemo...
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And do it badass like I would...
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Speaking of hurt, boy, you're stepping into a great big world of it.
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Because ain't nothing in the world can make me talk.
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- What? - She's not gay, she just has big hands.
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Now, where's your cancer-patient-killing boss?
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What, Lana?
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What are you doing? Delaney's not here.
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Regis. I wake up early every morning and watch Regis.
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- Archer. - What? Oh.
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A walk? Is that some sort of a joke?
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What? That's like comparing apples to Nazi oranges.
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But, Cyril, I know all about Dr. Krieger's origins.
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Yeah, Cy... Wait, what?
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The day my pet Dobermans accidentally ate my father.
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...I promise you, I will shoot your fat Irish faces off...
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Damn it, that is classic him.
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Pretty much, yeah.
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Aired 6 years ago - Mar 17, 2011

Breast cancer strikes the Archer family---Sterling has it. "I'm trying to stay positive," he says. "I can beat this." But before surgery, he wants to bond with young Seamus (even though he isn't actually the baby's father) and take a Las Vegas vacation.

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that I might have breast cancer, he'd be devastated.
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Pam!
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A what? What are you...
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Because no one is to speak of this, ever, and especially not to... Sterling!
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I'm okay I'm okay, I'm good! I'm good...
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You'd think he was a half fainting goat.
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I'll know for sure after I get the results of her diagnostic exam, but...
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I didn't have breakfast.
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Or perhaps the lead container I probably should've left it in?
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Yeah, and is it... I wanna say Peggy?
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Peggy?
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Thaaat... Yeah that's breast cancer.
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but it's not, ya know, obviously not as good as no cancer.
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I go in for surgery next week, and they'll try to cut it all out...
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I have to be positive.
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Excuse me.
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So is me paying you child support, Trinette,
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Was getting all the attention?
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I know, I'm not normally a tattoo guy, but...
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Costs more than that, I bet to buy acid, Trinette.
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Oh, and smoothies, and... and why are you dressed like a tout?
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And we've always dreamed of someday going to Las Vegas together,
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- Oh, well... - I'm serious, you know,
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Here, take two, and... Brett!
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Oh you gotta go, it's amaze... zing I hear, but I've never been.
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Alcohol?!
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Well, you do the best you can.
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Yeah, gimme another belt.
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B-but what if I dooon't?
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- I seriously might though. - Ugh, you're gonna be fine.
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- Newp. - Did I mention I have cancer?
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Archer. Archer.
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No wait, we should talk about... whatever's in this IV, which I love...
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I've been here since six!
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Ha ha ha!
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- No I wanna be here, in case he... - Don't.
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Ha ha ha!
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MALORY Wh-?! What about Sterling? ! Ass!
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Yeah, so... is that why you didn't even
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Sorry! Jeez!
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So, the thing is... here's the thing.
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You may want to... hold off on that?
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Well it's not good, obviously, so...
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Sterling, there's radiation treatment, there's chemotherapy, there's...
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Oh my God listen, I'm gonna clear up this Vegas thing!
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Lana, I want you to know that what I said last... Woodhouse,
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 10, 2011

On Malory's orders, Lana helps Hollywood star Rona Thorne (voice of Rachael Harris) research her role in a spy thriller while Malory writes a role for herself in the movie (with Cyril's reluctant assistance). Meanwhile, Pam steals Rona's diary.

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"Woman's perspective". I mean...
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- Well played, sir. - Thank you.
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- Ha, ha, you're kidding. - And just what exactly is so funny?
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"If you like puzzles, I may have a job for you."
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Guess that Tunisian guy would still be alive.
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But not Martin, something like Steele, because she's a very strong woman who...
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Ha, ha. Oh, my God, that is amazing!
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Oh, my God, if I, like...
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- Excuse me? - You're rigid and stiff...
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But, hey, speaking of your body and my body and stiffness...
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...which is why, please don't hate me, you're teeming with insecurities.
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Hey, where's my journal?
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Oh, come on. Haven't you ever snooped on somebody you thought was dreamy?
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He said it was in a coconut.
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- I'm sorry? - I said, "Come in here, I need your help."
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Oh. "Cut to Malory Steele, the 50ish and incredibly sexy CIA director..."
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- That's where you come in. - Bad writing.
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Yeah, but racist overtones aside, it really limits your casting options.
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...not the embodiment of sexy, empowered womanhood that you've become.
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- Ooh. What should we call it? - Dick Sledge.
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I was invisible. He wouldn't even sign my cast when I broke my own arm.
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Because he totally snuck up on me.
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- Holy shit snacks. - Yeah. They said he could've gone pro.
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...that this guy... Who, also, cannot be named Cassius.
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. Mawp. But I'm under a lot of stress.
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Hey, who am I, Kissinger? Broad strokes.
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Oh, come on, I just wanna see if me and her have stuff in common, like...
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...you forget it's in there.
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Now, beat it. I'm on a mission.
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- No. - Yes.
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The forbidden love between Malory and Cassius is central to the plot.
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But even though it's super-dangerous, I'm preventing World War III, so...
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...from assassinating the Soviet premier as he enters the UN.
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- If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle. - What?
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Which is why shut up because I and Rona, am and are taking the mission.
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But we're, like, keeping the world free for democracy...
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Look, I took this call as a courtesy to Rona, okay?
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Anybody doing a Mandingo sequel? When can you get me a treatment?
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- Oh, yes. Take me. - Mm, mm.
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You swallow it over, three days and you start to, you know, pass it...
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Oh, yeah? While you're tangled up in a half-mile of shit-covered tape?
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That's not all. If you order now, you'll also receive...
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What voice is that? Is that from Bullwinkle?
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Oh, my God, I can see my penthouse.
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I just this second realized why you do macramé instead of knitting.
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- Give me. Give me it. - What the shit?
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 03, 2011

Cyril agrees to help George Spelvin inject a virus into the ISIS mainframe so Cyril can defeat the virus and be seen as a hero.

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You're the one who stuffed four pool balls in it.
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Yeah, the last thing I remember was... I don't know, were we super-bitchy to Cyril?
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Right after you idiots de-worm the entire computer network!
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At not sucking at stuff.
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I snuck into the mainframe last night, after all the champagne and the, uh...
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be the hero for once, that didn't happen.
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Oh good, for a second I thought they'd brought you chicken toes or something.
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Too good, that's the problem.
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Not from this! It's just a cute little pirate.
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- Wow... No, I mean, as long as it's for the greater good... - Oh, it is.
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Because now the worm is in the mainframe databanks, and...
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Pam, I swear to God...!
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here to Hanoi that they are secret agents!
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Because the worm has transformed the mainframe... into a sentient being!
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Sesame Ginger Savings and Loan?
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Was. But it mutated, and now we're like, on the brink of World War Two.
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So what am I supposed to do, just look out the window?!
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Oh please, he couldn't fix... dinner.
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For the love of God, man!
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Ya gonna disappoint it to death?
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Rrrrungh!
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Oh yeah, just like Cyril Figgis always does everything wrong,
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is allowing him to legally marry her!
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The worm's decrypting the ISIS agent list and then, apparently,
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behind this foul deed - every ISIS agent in the field will be exposed.
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right here Like, one second ago.
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Once my little worm uploads the list to my server.
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You'd still be about three zeros short.
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Or maybe your father, who never thought you quite measured up!
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No, it could take hours for this thing to bypass the electronic lock!
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And just for once, be the guy who... oww!
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- But I already spent like, three thousand on new suits, and shoes and... - Mine.
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I am unbelievably angry right now.
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Are there windows, do they face west, can we use the sun to our advantage?!
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Don't open it!
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Well, you say that... Dammit, the worm's got the list!
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Which are um, real. Unbelievable.
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Because I don't even know if that's a real thing!
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Ninjas are sexy! Right?
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Keiko, katana!
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Gotcha.
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Do you hear this?!
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Any time now, Cyril!
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D-drop it, Spelvin!
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Then go ahead, Cyril... shoot!
Aired 6 years ago - Feb 24, 2011

When members of Woodhouse's famed WWI Royal Flying Corps squadron start dying mysteriously, Archer tries to track down the killer.

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- Thank God you're all right, sir. - God and my twin Vickers, Woodhouse.
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See you've already bagged yours.
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- The tontine. - Oh.
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...and the last survivor collects the capital and interest.
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What? Nobody is getting killed over however much that is in real money.
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Here. God. Baby.
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Well, now that's Stilton's been killed, it's just me, Scripes, and...
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None of my business. Consenting adults and so on.
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- ...in Secaucus, New Jersey. - Riveting.
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We'll turn this fruity flat into a killing field.
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So, sir, perhaps your mother could look after the wee baby Seamus?
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- No, because... - That's what I always did.
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Oh, what the hell? Hello?
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Serves you right, shooting blind like that. You could've killed me.
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He's got it tough enough as it is.
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Did somebody trick you? Hmm?
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It's not... Cyril, can you explain compound interest to her?
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Yeah. Yeah, count me in.
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I don't know, sir. Scripes was the toughest man in the squadron.
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And if you won't tell him, Woodhouse, I bloody well shall.
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And he was looking at me... My God, I can still see him smile.
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...and now it seems his chickens have come home to roost. Bawk, bawk.
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And there I found him, in the words of Henley, "bloodied but unbowed".
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- Cheers. - Now, let me just light that for you.
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- What? - He must have had 50 of them.
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Then I sort of washed up in Tangiers...
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So I could really, really use a drink.
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Oh, I can't breathe.
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I know you're not supposed to have them on a greasy bar. In Tangiers.
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He also saved my life. And yours.
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Here, Miss, for the baby.
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No. A little too gay, but...
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Wha...? What?
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But you won't have him to kick around forever...
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Wait, why did you have an eye patch?
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- Cyril, what? - Noth... Oh!
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You'll never take us alive, Scripes.
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Bloody should be. Almost killed me.
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Gloucester fell off the roof mucking about with the aerial.
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Always looking for something sturdy to loop his Sam Browne over?
Aired 6 years ago - Feb 17, 2011

Archer and Lana head to Louisiana to stop an ecoterrorist from blowing up a natural-gas pipeline. (Archer’s also looking forward to a Big Easy vacation.) Back at ISIS headquarters, Mallory orders the staff to go green to get “freebie socialist tax credits.” A flashback recalls Lana’s introduction to ISIS.

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It's a pipe inspection gauge, for cleaning the pipeline.
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Cause I'm not sure if I'll like it.
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- What? - Big money.
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Umm...
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lean and green.
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- protect that pipeline... - Which I'm only doing for the wetlands...
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Shoulda called first... Cause dat's the only airboat
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Cause I've waited my entire life to say this exact phrase...
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Annie! Annie?
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One for each cat, duh!
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Nope! Can't hear you, I'm too happy!
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I am not... gonna blow...
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No no, by all means, let me do it...
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Yeah, back then Hollywood was pretty weird about the whole race
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Tell all this wildlife you're sorry when the pipeline
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Yeah, right after I set up the grill.
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Loot at me, chopping ice for a Tom Collins
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God knows what kinda parasites are swimming around in it.
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What the [BEEP] shit is this?
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Morphine?!
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C'mon, this is a very fragile ecosystem.
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I'm not radical.
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And how and why is that funny?
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No, I'm pretty sure it was shut up.
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- I mean, maybe... - Great, so maybe he's wounded.
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Yeah, it's not ideal.
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Six, really?
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- It's free-form, you come up with a lot of ideas... - Yeah, like using the
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also known as dry ice, of which we have plenty...
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Well, we got plenty of water.
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Ruth Baker, age 39,
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And so... you've memorized every fatal alligator attack?
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God, will ya just... it's crocodiles!
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What does a brain aneurysm have to do with walking around in a swamp?!
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I guess you can if you want.
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How could you even say that?!
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- I think your biggest fear is intimacy... - Ha.
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Oh I'm sorry, I forgot to time it!
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You know why.
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Now behold the horror you have wrought!
Aired 6 years ago - Feb 10, 2011

When Archer's favorite call girl suddenly arrives for a visit, Archer is shocked to learn that she claims her new baby boy was fathered by him. She obtains a court order that forces him to take a paternity test in hopes of proving her claim.

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Nothing. Hundred-to-one he's mine.
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Ouch. I mean that's gotta hurt, huh?
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One, I don't need a baby to validate my existence.
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Well, I'm sorry, Lana, but I didn't invent the childproof pill bottle.
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Bring it.
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Oh, he'll hate that. I wanna come.
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And said test will, obviously, be administered by a third party, so...
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...given your agency's, uh...
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- How's it hanging, buddy? - Hanging great, Barry. How's the leg?
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- What the...? Hey! - What the hell is this?
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...which should prevent his attempting to compromise the test.
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I don't know why I told you where. It doesn't matter.
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...along with a blood sample from the wee baby Seamus...
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I seriously don't feel good at all.
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How could I show my face around town if...?
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...and replace your blood with someone else's.
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Ugh. I think I could use a drink.
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- Oh, you guys are so sweet. - I made that.
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Here, it's some plastic dry cleaner bags. Oh, and a book about SIDS.
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Well, I don't care to be judged by a couple of lousy hooker-baby havers.
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...you're gonna get all boohooey and ask me to pump a baby in you.
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Alcohol tends to exacerbate an underlying personality disorder.
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I don't know, sometimes I think, you know, I'd like to adopt a little baby.
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- Come on, Ray. - Sploosh. Called it three drinks ago.
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Oh, and here's to child support.
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Hey, I just ran all the way to the drugstore a liter low on blood...
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After that scrape I got you out of?
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I didn't have a sip of water the entire time I was down there.
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- Cyril, you are... - Preaching to the choir, buddy.
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- Uh-huh. - Prancing around in their stirrup pants.
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- What are you doing to me? - Shut up.
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God, how are you even still alive? Holy shit, how am I still alive?
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...for the bastard child you humped into a filthy whore.
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"Hey, where did you get your turtleneck? The turtleneck store?"
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...because I'm kind of drunk for this. Oh, shit. Nuts.
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- Oh, yeah? Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah.
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So shut up and help me find the nutmeg, and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea.
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- It wasn't exactly planned, Lana. - Okay, shut up, but...
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Why are you and Mother in my room, going through my things?
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Cannot picture him as a baby. You know?
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- I was trying to get him off, buttinsky. - Out.
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His first smoking jacket.
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- And why are you calling me right now? - I had to, before it's too late.
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- And yes, maybe I've had a few. - Really?
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Sterling, no one's ever sure they're ready for a child.
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Was it when I wanted cornrows? No.
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- They only took a bit of blood. - Quit being such a baby.
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- ...out of sight of ODIN personnel. - We get it. Let's move on, Barry.
Aired 6 years ago - Feb 03, 2011

After Malory is wiped out in a Ponzi scheme, she hatches a scheme of her own: selling ISIS - lock, stock and snack machines - to archrival spy agency ODIN. Archer and the rest of the ISIS employees, rightfully fearing for their jobs, must use every trick in the book (ISIS Field Manual, 3rd Edition) to try to stop the sale.

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CHERYL/CAROL Or whom...
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Hello, beautiful!
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The what?!
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- So I'd be like, like the... - Regional director for the Americas.
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And also mine. Yes.
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My plan, is to crowdsource a plan!
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And speaking of, kiddo, hope you're gonna welcome me into your family.
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- Holy shitsnacks... - Is Trexler buying ISIS
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She does have a point, though Not the... m-i-l-f part!
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- Well that explains a lot... - I thought those
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- Okay... - I lied, I didn't wire it.
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- Okay, yeah that's... - But sounds like
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Will you shut up?
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Ugh... there's not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that.
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Your new... oh my God, ODIN's making you the new boss?
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Speaking of mess, you traitor, your stupid birdbot is leaking.
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The sale isn't final yet, Barry.
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Yes it is, Other Barry, yes it is.
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named this bunny.
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Oh. Yeah, maybe.
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You really do, don't you?
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Yeah, that's how you like it, huh?
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- As we speak. - Yessss!
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- So us hooking up is still, um... - A perquisite for the job, yeah.
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For sexual harrassment complaints.
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Ray you lure Lana into the mainframe, Carol you lure Barry...
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That was a pretty weird time for me.
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You're about to do brain surgery!
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Not even the other kind. Technically.
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I guess you must be the infamous "Barry"
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We're buying this place.
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I think I'm gonna miss you so much!
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Uck. It all feels so... dirty.
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So guess that worked, huh?
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- And once you countersign... - We can set sail for romance!
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No, it's beautiful!
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Yeah, so listen, about the job, and this... I don't think I can do it.
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of a lounge, Morris chairs, that kinda stuff...
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Okay, he's out. How's Krieger doing?
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Look this sale is gonna happen.
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- Okay now, uh... wow, that feels good... - Krieger!
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- Uh, uh, what do I do, what do I... - Just hit tab!
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Uh, can we give Lenny the rabbit?
Aired 6 years ago - Jan 27, 2011

In yet another attempt to secure funding for ISIS, Malory drags her agents to the luxury winter resort town of Gstaad to protect a Swiss billionaire's daughter from a kidnapping threat. But Archer soon finds out the real threat is his protectee: an underage nymphomaniac who will stop at nothing to bed the world’s greatest spy.

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Yeah, and if money's so damn tight, why is she even here?
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What kind of limit is that?
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- Let's hope not. - ...you must protect mein princess.
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Surely El Frente does not frighten the famous Sterling Archer.
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- Come on. - And the rest of you, get to work.
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- What what? Didn't you see that? - I saw you totally eye-bang a teenager.
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Don't smell it.
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Your twin brother.
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- So we go with my plan. - Your plan stinks more than that cheese.
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Countess von Fingerbang.
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In many ways, yes, but we can talk about that in bed.
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Holy shit. Did you see that?
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So they're not pikemen. Wait, Anka, tell your father what happened.
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And yet here you stand...
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Yeah, the entire hotel's talking about your little shaving accident.
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And as luck has it, there is some chilling in mein suite.
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Meaning I set one on fire?
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- Should I kiss it and make it better? - No, you should get away from me.
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Now, raus, you mouse. Get ready for our ski lesson.
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Yeah, which is last.
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Now I must call headquarters for reinforcements.
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All these idiots think about is sex.
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...who's got a jillion guests coming to her birthday party tomorrow.
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Holy shit. Lana, look. That's the kidnapper I set on fire.
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And if you don't believe me, fine.
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Going against an unknown number of radical terrorists...
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Not without my glasses. I was hoping you could read this to me...
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Then you don't get to squirt that hot white cream all over your face.
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Right after I freeze to death. Double dukes.
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Do you think I need a boob job?
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Come on.
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I mean, I'm sure I've been in worse situations.
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Immigrants. Cramming their lowriders full of free health care and snow.
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Yeah, all four minutes of it.
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Triple dukes.
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Okay, I need you to do exactly what I tell you when I tell you without...
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Hey, that's right in my ear, so...
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You want lies? Wait until I tell everyone you seduced me.
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...the Lars Larsen Snowmobiling Experience?
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You gotta twist it, like this.
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Grip it hard as you can and twist the absolute shit out of it.