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Season 7

Aired a year ago - Jun 02, 2016

Things get even deadlier on the set of Deadly Velvet when someone turns up, you guessed it, dead.

Aired a year ago - May 26, 2016

Archer and the gang are hired by renowned director, Ellis Crane, to investigate suspicious activity on the set of his new movie, Deadly Velvet.

Aired a year ago - May 19, 2016

The on-again, off-again relationship of Archer and Slater causes a rift in the on-again, off-again relationship of Archer and Lana.

Aired a year ago - May 12, 2016

Who's sexier, Cyril or Krieger? Pam or Cheryl? Only one way to find out: bar fight!

Aired a year ago - May 05, 2016

Archer and Lana go missing as a hostage situation gets out of control

Aired a year ago - Apr 28, 2016

A fundraiser goes awry due to party crashers.

Aired a year ago - Apr 21, 2016

A mysterious stranger surfaces and asks Archer to help him find his birth mother.

Aired a year ago - Apr 14, 2016

A business opportunity arises at a prep school reunion.

Aired a year ago - Apr 07, 2016

Archer and Lana make a handoff while the others listen to the best voicemail ever.

Aired a year ago - Mar 31, 2016

Archer breaks into a mansion to repair a Hollywood starlet's honor.

Recap of Archer (2009) Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 1
And a B.A. in Criminal Justice.
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And I'm sure that's the last time we'll hear anything about that. Not.
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- Cyril-- - And... go!
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full of rats and throw that bag into the river.
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The whole thing is just so...grubby!
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I'm not schlepping to Staten Island
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they stole a computer disk with, I suppose
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and wished to arrange its return.
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I have every reason.
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[all] No.
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[scoffing] Ms. Deane isn't a standard client, Cyril.
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Yeah, that's our rate for that.
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regarding the Italian Prime Minister's murder and dismemberment--
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[all laughing]
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[continues laughing]
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[Archer] Okay, people, listen up.
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Well, our-- Okay.
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You dick! Hey, shut up!
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Okay, Pam, this is our target location.
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mechanic, and maybe occasional muscle.
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why'd you mention shellfish? He's allergic!
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[sighs] I guess, since we're hourly now.
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Duh. And since the front of the house by the road is guarded 24/7,
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Ah, that's what the patent office said.
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Well, what the heck is that thing?
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You know, you guys could help.
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[laughs] You realize how ridiculous you are,
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Great. Shut your guess-hole. Oh, come on!
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[grappling hook whooshes]
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was a pile of titanium gears and a shitty weave.
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[muttering]
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Whatever the hell Ray's doing.
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I'm goin' infrared, Lana.
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But I admit, I'm cautiously optimistic.
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but Sterling was an excellent spy.
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Well, I mean, it was kind of a license.
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Oww! Archer, lower your voice!
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I always am.
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[scoffs] That's 'cause he's my mother's...
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[muffled] Archer?
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Shh! Ow! Ow...
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So, if y'all are done having your little post-fight-makeup-sex-fight--
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That's bullshit. How did he know?
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Move, you idiots. They got the disk!
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No. I ate 'em all. Because we're all gonna get shot.