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Season 8  "Archer Dreamland: Gramercy, Halberd!"  8x7

Aired 6 years ago - May 17, 2017

Archer and Trexler try to escape a rampaging Dutch by telling the world's worst knock-knock joke.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 1
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But how? He's like...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 4
We tried that! Grab the gimp!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 5
It's three inches of solid... Oh shit!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 6
- I mean... - Oops!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 7
- What? - Former! I guess. I don't know.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 9
Yes! With metal bones! Motor oil for blood!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 10
Whatever! He doesn't have a heart!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 11
What? You're the one who crushed his Goddamn ankles!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 12
Because your final thought on this earth wasn't about how my gun tasted.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 13
Hmm. Honestly, not that bad. What's that, codeine?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 15
- No shit. - Easy!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 16
I'm priapic! From the shock!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 17
Why're you asking me?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 18
Because it's English and it's stupid,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 19
And also... I've lost track of time!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 20
That halberd was pretty nice.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 21
- Something's not right. - I'll say.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 22
If the wheels end up coming off this thing,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 24
Is the parking brake off?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 25
Ahem. Fair enough.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 26
for stealing Trexler's whores!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 29
Are we gonna stand here all night yanking our Goddamn...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 30
we wouldn't be... whatever!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 31
Oh, shit!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 32
Guess I better not stall.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 33
No, actually, you'll come with me!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 34
Kidnapping, conspiracy to commit kidnapping,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 35
Well. Looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican standoff.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 36
Both: Shut up.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 39
Nowhere, apparently!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 41
Eat a dick, gort.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 42
Whoa!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 43
Whoa!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 44
Ha ha! Holy shit!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 45
Oh, yeah, what was up with that? She's a t-man!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 46
And, again, you are all under arrest!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 47
Oh, yeah? Well, how about that?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 50
Do you have any idea how bad that is...

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 2
But how? He's like...
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We tried that! Grab the gimp!
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 5
It's three inches of solid... Oh shit!
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 6
- I mean... - Oops!
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 7
- What? - Former! I guess. I don't know.
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 8 #8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 9
Yes! With metal bones! Motor oil for blood!
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 10
Whatever! He doesn't have a heart!
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 11
What? You're the one who crushed his Goddamn ankles!
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 12
Because your final thought on this earth wasn't about how my gun tasted.
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 13
Hmm. Honestly, not that bad. What's that, codeine?
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 14 #14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 15
- No shit. - Easy!
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 16
I'm priapic! From the shock!
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 17
Why're you asking me?
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 18
Because it's English and it's stupid,
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 19
And also... I've lost track of time!
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 20
That halberd was pretty nice.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 21
- Something's not right. - I'll say.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 22
If the wheels end up coming off this thing,
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 23 #23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 24
Is the parking brake off?
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 25
Ahem. Fair enough.
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 26
for stealing Trexler's whores!
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 27 #27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 28 #28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 29
Are we gonna stand here all night yanking our Goddamn...
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 30
we wouldn't be... whatever!
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 31
Oh, shit!
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 32
Guess I better not stall.
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 33
No, actually, you'll come with me!
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 34
Kidnapping, conspiracy to commit kidnapping,
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 35
Well. Looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican standoff.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 36
Both: Shut up.
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 37 #37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 38 #38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 39
Nowhere, apparently!
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 40 #40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 41
Eat a dick, gort.
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 42
Whoa!
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 43
Whoa!
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 44
Ha ha! Holy shit!
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 45
Oh, yeah, what was up with that? She's a t-man!
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 46
And, again, you are all under arrest!
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 47
Oh, yeah? Well, how about that?
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 48 #48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 49 #49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 50
Do you have any idea how bad that is...
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