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Season 7  "30 Minutes or Less"  7x8

Aired 9 years ago - Jun 01, 2014

Hank has problems with Hashtag Black. Stu's offer leads to fisticuffs.

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 1
What the fuck is he going on about?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 2
Kickoff party tonight at my place--be there.
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It's inspiring, Hank.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 6
Levon says great things about you.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 7
Do you notice anything weird about Levon?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 8
Yeah. One day, all this could be yours.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 9
Well, it's like riding a bike. You just have a drink or ten
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 10
- Stu, Nikki, how's it hanging? - Hank, how are you?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 11
levon/hooker thing on the D.L.?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 12
Hashtag.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 13
We can do a modern-day action-comedy,
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 14
- Oh! Oh, oh, okay. - Mm-hmm.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 15
Well, see, that's where you're wrong, Moody.
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So it's not enough that I have to fight with this motherfucker
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- sometimes you got to what? - You know.
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- I want to bone her again. - She's with Stu.
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Yeah, but now that I got my dick wet,
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 20
Are you sure you should be... drinking?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 21
I'm so fucking pissed at Rath right now.
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woman-hating dickhead.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 23
Have fun.
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and sticking pencils up his pooper.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 25
Can I be honest with you?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 26
How--how you doing? How's married life?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 27
This television thing has me shitting cash.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 28
Marcy may very well be your soul mate,
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 29
Now, when was this
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 30
You miss fucking Marcy. Okay, I get it. So what?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 31
for as many times as we can fit into a night.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 32
I mean, not like comedian funny, but I-I'm witty.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 33
I needed a job too, but I'm not so keen on growing up.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 34
A big bummer. Can you do me a favor?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 35
- is Sasha Bingham. - I know Sasha Bingham.
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Absolutely.
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After all, isn't it important for a writer to show
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 38
You're a very pleasant actress, very agreeable.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 39
Yeah. Um, sorry about that.
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Well, it's not like I'm some commodity.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 41
I was very vulnerable in that chair.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 42
- Ew. - What if I brushed my teeth?
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I mean, I-I don't know that I'd want to.
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where it don't belong.
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The job is yours, Julia.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 46
Motherfuckers!
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No, I know, Stu. I'm really sorry.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 48
You lost your virginity to a hooker.
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But, no, I had to fly too close to the sun.
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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 2
Kickoff party tonight at my place--be there.
#2
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It's inspiring, Hank.
#5
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 6
Levon says great things about you.
#6
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 7
Do you notice anything weird about Levon?
#7
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Yeah. One day, all this could be yours.
#8
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 9
Well, it's like riding a bike. You just have a drink or ten
#9
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 10
- Stu, Nikki, how's it hanging? - Hank, how are you?
#10
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 11
levon/hooker thing on the D.L.?
#11
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 12
Hashtag.
#12
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 13
We can do a modern-day action-comedy,
#13
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 14
- Oh! Oh, oh, okay. - Mm-hmm.
#14
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 15
Well, see, that's where you're wrong, Moody.
#15
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So it's not enough that I have to fight with this motherfucker
#16
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- sometimes you got to what? - You know.
#17
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- I want to bone her again. - She's with Stu.
#18
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Yeah, but now that I got my dick wet,
#19
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Are you sure you should be... drinking?
#20
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I'm so fucking pissed at Rath right now.
#21
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woman-hating dickhead.
#22
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Have fun.
#23
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and sticking pencils up his pooper.
#24
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 25
Can I be honest with you?
#25
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 26
How--how you doing? How's married life?
#26
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 27
This television thing has me shitting cash.
#27
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 28
Marcy may very well be your soul mate,
#28
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 29
Now, when was this
#29
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 30
You miss fucking Marcy. Okay, I get it. So what?
#30
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for as many times as we can fit into a night.
#31
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I mean, not like comedian funny, but I-I'm witty.
#32
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 33
I needed a job too, but I'm not so keen on growing up.
#33
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 34
A big bummer. Can you do me a favor?
#34
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 35
- is Sasha Bingham. - I know Sasha Bingham.
#35
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 36
Absolutely.
#36
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 37
After all, isn't it important for a writer to show
#37
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 38
You're a very pleasant actress, very agreeable.
#38
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 39
Yeah. Um, sorry about that.
#39
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 40
Well, it's not like I'm some commodity.
#40
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 41
I was very vulnerable in that chair.
#41
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 42
- Ew. - What if I brushed my teeth?
#42
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I mean, I-I don't know that I'd want to.
#43
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where it don't belong.
#44
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 45
The job is yours, Julia.
#45
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Motherfuckers!
#46
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 47
No, I know, Stu. I'm really sorry.
#47
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You lost your virginity to a hooker.
#48
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But, no, I had to fly too close to the sun.
#49
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