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Season 7  "Getting the Poison Out"  7x5

Aired 6 years ago - May 11, 2014

Levon enjoys a night with Nikki, while Karen, Hank and Marcy are forced to endure the company of Nikki's creepy friend. Meanwhile, Charlie gets in over his head with a new client.

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Honey, I need you to go back to your room now.
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He said that you probably needed the work.
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So what are you, like, a publicist or something?
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but he's not really very picky.
#7
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Drink up, Nancy. It'll put hair on your balls.
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and then the girl goes silent,
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Uh, hi, pr... pretty lady.
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Honestly, I've been better. That was a dark time.
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Cool.
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My friend is gonna lose her shit.
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as much as about what me can do for him.
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Thank you, Charlie.
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Not even a fucking preposition or two.
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you know, last-resort situation?
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- Promise? - I promise.
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This is the best playdate Stuart's ever had.
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Yeah, or a...
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Is this wrong?
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Thank you. And you are?
#23
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So how does it work? What's the split?
#24
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Well, why?
#25
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What do you mean? What do you mean?
#26
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Little Stuart is officially asleep.
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I mean, she's pretty open, as you can see, but scat play...
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- Maybe. - Marcy!
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You... you got me a fucking hooker?
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to lose your virginity like this.
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- It's... - I do, yeah.
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Just... yeah.
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What is wrong with you? Did you...
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I'll get the door.
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Uh, no. No, not in your car...
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Hold on. That's not a good idea,
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That's full-service management, all right?
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for a couple of random jerk-off sessions?
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No! No.
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You're getting hard right now, aren't you?
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I'm so sorry.
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Shut up.
#43
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be having the same conversation,
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I agree with you. I do.
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Hey, it's more for a threesome.
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May... maybe Karen's right.
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I do.
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works like a charm. Trust!
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