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Season 7  "Kickoff"  7x6

Aired 6 years ago - May 18, 2014

A "Santa Monica Cop" kickoff party is hosted by Rath, where Hank conducts an intimate notes session with the show's leading lady, and Hashtag Black eyes Julia. Meanwhile, Charlie manages head-case client Goldie; and Stu makes Charlie an offer.

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 1
wherever it winds up.
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No offense-- y'all got the tendency
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- Set--set bitches? Set bitch? - No.
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the one who came in his pants.
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All right, go inside and behave yourself.
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something of a positive role model.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 9
My schween is hanging on your every word.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 10
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 11
and told me both men and women had nipples.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 12
- How you be, bro? - I be good.
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- Mm-hmm. - All right, look.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 14
I'm doing scenes with her right now up in here.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 15
then there's no ass left to enjoy.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 16
And he doesn't like the way you're writing him.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 17
- sometimes you got to what? - You know.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 18
So what? She can't spare a few minutes
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 19
beating off just seems kind of lame, you know?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 20
Sorry. Who would know?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 21
He let Hashtag call me a bitch today.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 22
Good, I made sure they had
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 23
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Be gentle with me.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 25
I did, and he blew me off.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 26
Oh, yeah? What's that, Stu?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 27
I know you won her fair and square,
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 28
she let me go down on her,
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 29
Tuesday...
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With your permission, and hers, of course,
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 31
You totally made this worth my while.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 32
It was time to grow the fuck up.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 33
or some class-up-the-ass BBC thing,
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 34
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That is just a very nice thing to say about a person.
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It just sounds so intellectual.
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Yeah. Um, sorry about that.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 39
What can I say? You get the boys all hot and bothered.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 40
I was very vulnerable in that chair.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 41
Come on, that's got to be a bit of a turn-on--
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 42
But I think there's only one way to defuse this situation.
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goes in here and whose doesn't, okay?
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What you waiting for, Rath? Fire his fucking ass.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 45
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 46
So, really, this is all on you.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 47
She--she's the coolest. I think I'm in love.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 48
And he totally was.
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Don't worry, dad.
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Rath, I think what Goldie means to say is--

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 2
No offense-- y'all got the tendency
#2
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- Set--set bitches? Set bitch? - No.
#3
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the one who came in his pants.
#6
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All right, go inside and behave yourself.
#7
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something of a positive role model.
#8
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 9
My schween is hanging on your every word.
#9
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and told me both men and women had nipples.
#11
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- How you be, bro? - I be good.
#12
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 13
- Mm-hmm. - All right, look.
#13
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 14
I'm doing scenes with her right now up in here.
#14
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 15
then there's no ass left to enjoy.
#15
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And he doesn't like the way you're writing him.
#16
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 17
- sometimes you got to what? - You know.
#17
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So what? She can't spare a few minutes
#18
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beating off just seems kind of lame, you know?
#19
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Sorry. Who would know?
#20
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He let Hashtag call me a bitch today.
#21
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Good, I made sure they had
#22
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Be gentle with me.
#24
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I did, and he blew me off.
#25
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Oh, yeah? What's that, Stu?
#26
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I know you won her fair and square,
#27
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she let me go down on her,
#28
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Tuesday...
#29
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 30
With your permission, and hers, of course,
#30
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You totally made this worth my while.
#31
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It was time to grow the fuck up.
#32
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or some class-up-the-ass BBC thing,
#33
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That is just a very nice thing to say about a person.
#35
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It just sounds so intellectual.
#36
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Yeah. Um, sorry about that.
#38
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What can I say? You get the boys all hot and bothered.
#39
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 40
I was very vulnerable in that chair.
#40
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Come on, that's got to be a bit of a turn-on--
#41
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But I think there's only one way to defuse this situation.
#42
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goes in here and whose doesn't, okay?
#43
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What you waiting for, Rath? Fire his fucking ass.
#44
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So, really, this is all on you.
#46
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She--she's the coolest. I think I'm in love.
#47
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And he totally was.
#48
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Don't worry, dad.
#49
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Rath, I think what Goldie means to say is--
#50