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Season 7  "Levon"  7x1

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 13, 2014

Hank's reunion with Karen doesn't go quite as he planned. Meanwhile, Hank gets hired by the "Santa Monica Cop" showrunner; and a reporter asks to interview Hank for his college paper.

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 1
you were back here alone, by yourself.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 2
Uh, hello.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 3
Karen, please, come on.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 4
I know where to find you.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 5
His cum probably tastes like hummus.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 6
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 7
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 8
A shit sandwich to chew on.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 9
He was incredibly moved by my quest.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 10
It would be irresponsible of me, Hank.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
There are no jobs, Hank, not anymore.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
It's all right. It's all right, baby boy.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13
Okay. Talk to me, buddy boy.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
a big lippy puss down there.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 15
Okay.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 16
Aw, thanks, Hanky.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 17
Whaaat...
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 18
That's you.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 19
What the fuck, Runks? I didn't tell you to set that up.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 20
So, uh, where were you born?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 21
Not really. I mean, I'm a big fan of "Womaninity".
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 22
How many hearts have you broken in your life?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 23
Bye.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 24
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 25
I know exactly what that woman is like on a honeymoon.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
So things are going really well for me. Thanks for asking.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27
But then I picked myself the fuck up,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 28
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
Take a walk. You guys too. Get out.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
and a brief but very moving puppet show.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 31
but life is too short for shenanigans, Hank.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 32
I have the... the sexy, energetic brain of a newbie
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 33
I'm trying to grow the fuck up for once.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 34
Can you work with actors without fucking them
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 35
What is this really about?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 36
I got eyes and ears all over this fucking building, scumbags.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
It's just... that seems like something stu would call you.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
Okay? Gimme kissy.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
Ok... Okay.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40
It's just... it... Ugh!
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 41
I'm gonna go down on you
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 42
Oh, my God, Charlie. If you're gonna eat me out you can't cry.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 43
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
He can actually suck himself off
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 45
You remember that nice lady from the New York Times
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 46
'cause I-I came back for you and all.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 47
Di... Did he leave you?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 48
Okay. Bye.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 49
writer of books and some movies, I guess.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 50
Cool. Did... Did you used to love her?

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 2
Uh, hello.
#2 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 3
Karen, please, come on.
#3 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 4
I know where to find you.
#4 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 5
His cum probably tastes like hummus.
#5 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 6 #6 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 7 #7 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 8
A shit sandwich to chew on.
#8 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 9
He was incredibly moved by my quest.
#9 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 10
It would be irresponsible of me, Hank.
#10 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
There are no jobs, Hank, not anymore.
#11 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
It's all right. It's all right, baby boy.
#12 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13
Okay. Talk to me, buddy boy.
#13 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
a big lippy puss down there.
#14 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 15
Okay.
#15 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 16
Aw, thanks, Hanky.
#16 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 17
Whaaat...
#17 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 18
That's you.
#18 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 19
What the fuck, Runks? I didn't tell you to set that up.
#19 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 20
So, uh, where were you born?
#20 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 21
Not really. I mean, I'm a big fan of "Womaninity".
#21 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 22
How many hearts have you broken in your life?
#22 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 23
Bye.
#23 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 24 #24 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 25
I know exactly what that woman is like on a honeymoon.
#25 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
So things are going really well for me. Thanks for asking.
#26 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27
But then I picked myself the fuck up,
#27 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 28 #28 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
Take a walk. You guys too. Get out.
#29 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
and a brief but very moving puppet show.
#30 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 31
but life is too short for shenanigans, Hank.
#31 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 32
I have the... the sexy, energetic brain of a newbie
#32 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 33
I'm trying to grow the fuck up for once.
#33 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 34
Can you work with actors without fucking them
#34 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 35
What is this really about?
#35 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 36
I got eyes and ears all over this fucking building, scumbags.
#36 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
It's just... that seems like something stu would call you.
#37 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
Okay? Gimme kissy.
#38 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
Ok... Okay.
#39 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40
It's just... it... Ugh!
#40 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 41
I'm gonna go down on you
#41 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 42
Oh, my God, Charlie. If you're gonna eat me out you can't cry.
#42 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 43 #43 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
He can actually suck himself off
#44 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 45
You remember that nice lady from the New York Times
#45 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 46
'cause I-I came back for you and all.
#46 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 47
Di... Did he leave you?
#47 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 48
Okay. Bye.
#48 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 49
writer of books and some movies, I guess.
#49 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 50
Cool. Did... Did you used to love her?
#50