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Season 3

Aired 14 years ago - Dec 13, 2009

As the Moodys at last prepare to move to New York, Becca tells Hank about an intimate coming of age experience she had. Hank’s stunned when Mia shows up at the house unannounced, in town with her slimy boyfriend / manager PAUL for a book signing. Hank fails to prevent Mia and Paul from hatching a devious publicity stunt, forcing Hank to finally share the long-buried heartbreaking secret with Karen. gives Charlie a career opportunity of a lifetime, but Charlie must confront the fact that he might be losing Marcy for good. MORE -LESS

Aired 14 years ago - Dec 06, 2009

Karen drags Hank to an end of the semester goodbye luncheon at Felicia’s. Hank realizes he’s walked into a hornet’s nest as Felicia, Jackie and Jill all gang up on him. The Hank bashing is interrupted when Richard Bates, the novelist / professor Hank replaced at the college, pays a surprise visit.

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 29, 2009

Hank takes Charlie out on the town to drown his sorrows after Sue Collini fires him for causing client Rick Springfield to leave the agency. Meanwhile, Karen, still miffed by Hank's dalliance with Felicia, organizes a girls' night out with Becca and Marcy.

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 22, 2009

When Becca and her friend Chelsea get into a brawl on campus, it leads to the revelation of one of Hank's affairs. In the meantime, Charlie risks his job trying to hold Marcy off drug addict Rick Springfield.

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 15, 2009

Hank's in for a hedonistic night to remember when Jackie and two stripper friends arrive at his doorstep, unannounced. The next morning, before Hank can escort his new friends from the apartment, Charlie shows up with a verbally abusive Rick Springfield. Hank’s forced to hide the hung-over party girls all over the house after Jill and Felicia pay surprise visits. The charade reaches its boiling point when Dean Koons arrives on the scene, resulting in a messy catharsis by fire. MORE -LESS

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 08, 2009

Hank's attempts to set things right with Karen lead to even deeper entanglements with the campus ladies. In the meantime, Charlie tries to prevent Sue's top client from leaving the agency and Becca scolds Hank for being a terrible role model for her.

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 01, 2009

Karen hatches a plan to move the family back to New York for good. Hank's mighty pleased, but Becca's crestfallen about leaving her new best friend, Chelsea. After inviting herself to Hank's class, Karen meets the comely ladies of the university: T.A. Jill Robinson and sexpot student Jackie. Later on, tempers flare when Becca and Chelsea get into some serious trouble and Hank and Karen are forced to pay a tense visit to Chelsea's parents, Felicia and Stacy Koons. Charlie is crushed when Marcy loudly consummates her girlhood-crush on Rick Springfield. But Sue Collini thinks up a creative way to restore Charlie's confidence. MORE -LESS

Aired 14 years ago - Oct 25, 2009

Hank has the apartment all to his bad self when Becca visits Karen in New York. Hank's old buddy from Long Island pays a visit. Hank shows him an epic time. Hank and his talented pupil Jackie take their student / teacher relationship to the next level. Charlie and Marcy are finally hitting the sheets again.

Aired 14 years ago - Oct 18, 2009

Hank objects to Becca's adult fashion sense; Hank and Charlie visit a strip club to discover the secret life of a talented student; Charlie and Marcy's house sale goes awry.

Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 1
[moaning]
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Give a girl some credit.
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I was more thinking along the lines
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- hard and wet, that's a winning combination.
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Whose limp-dicked husbands have long since stopped
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For hank moody.
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- just the once. - oh, bullshit.
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- yeah. what are you doing later, hank?
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- buh-buh-sheeure. yeah.
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Okay, i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that.
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Sure. feel free. go ahead.
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Buying a few t-shirts at hot topic
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Hey, listen, why don't we, um, go for a little walk and talk,
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- you can't have it both ways, dad.
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What is it, pimm? - oh, no, thanks.
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I don't know, classy as humanly possible.
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- you dirty english rose, you.
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- see, i told you he wasn't quite the asshole
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I think i can see where they put the implants in.
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- ashley madison. - ashley madison.
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- ooh... - oh, settle down.
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Writing's just not my thing. - i beg to differ.
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Look, i know what you're thinking.
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- ahh...right.
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[laughter] - it was a compliment.
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Is coming back for the third time this week.
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- well, maybe you should.
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It's boring as shit. [laughter]
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Instead, i would rather retire my mother, you know.
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- madison.
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- um, just make sure your jerk off paraphernalia
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Some bad, but so many good, really.
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- party. yeah. - party with us.
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- well, that does not sound very appetizing or filling.
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- they're my regulars. they're usually sweethearts.
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Even you guys.
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- well, i think we've seen everything
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I want to take a look at you.
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No matter how ill-conceived or amateurish the execution?
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And as such this is frowned upon somewhat.
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- look, i'm 23.
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- ? honey, you're the one that i want ?
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I think i got it all.
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- would you cut me some slack?
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I just--i took a wrong turn somewhere.
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♪ somebody must change ♪
Aired 14 years ago - Oct 11, 2009

Hank attends a university mixer and consoles his jilted assistant; Charlie celebrates his first talent signing.

Aired 14 years ago - Oct 04, 2009

Hank starts working as college professor and soon gets into trouble while Charlie interferes with Marcie's romantic life.

Aired 14 years ago - Sep 27, 2009

With Karen gone, Hank has to deal with a more and more rebellious Becca. Meanwhile, Charlie and Marcy move back together though they still plan to divorce each other.