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Season 3  "The Land of Rape and Honey"  3x2

Aired 14 years ago - Oct 04, 2009

Hank starts working as college professor and soon gets into trouble while Charlie interferes with Marcie's romantic life.

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looked up to hiscenturies-old mentor.
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and feed he would.
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so I'm half-chubbed.
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Okay.
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is the death of desire.
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drinking each other's blood and cum and whatnot,
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I was doing my thesis on him.
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Ah, look at that. I sound like a fuckin' retard.
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It's like traffic school.
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But now that I have, yeah, she's smoking.
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Seriously. Watch it.
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Thanks, dick. That's a great idea.
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I'm just fucking with you.
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You're the mentor, you know? In my story?
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You know what I'm saying?
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Maybe I led him on.
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Fine. You put it in my pooper.
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We've all got a gay experience or two in our back pockets.
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- It wasn't gay. - Sure.
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That's right. You better recognize.
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I am not!
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I'm sick?
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Dean Koons wants to see you.
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This is no time to be glib, Hank.
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"Oh, me love her too much.
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No, his friends call him Balt.
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It's pretty clear what happened.
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what anyone would call an education professional.
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to make sure you never step foot
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All work and no ass-play makes chuck a dull boy.
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Warren beatty's lost Rolex, maybe.
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about... being raped?
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sneaking into my bedroom and taking me in my sleep.
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and he drank all the cold medicine he could find.
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We've all had a gay experience in our past or two.
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yeah, we would, uh, we'd get undressed....
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but just more of a...
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You know what I dug about your story?
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- No kiss goodnight? - Oh.
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Fuck.
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