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Season 7  "Dicks"  7x4

Aired 6 years ago - May 04, 2014

Hank and Levon help Julia celebrate her new role. Meanwhile, financial trouble adds to Charlie and Marcy's marital unrest, but a new client may put Charlie back in the black; and Levon tries to get some alone time with Melanie, but the Director keeps getting in the way.

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 1
Just break one of those incredibly sexy legs of yours.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 2
Go get them.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 3
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 4
Hey, get in here. Take a look at this.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 5
Rules are made to be broken, sweetheart.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 6
She's... she's... she's very natural.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 7
Is it cool if I, uh...
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 8
My life is entirely too complicated right now.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 9
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 10
- No, you didn't. - Yes, I did.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 11
You wrote an episode of Dawson's Creek, didn't you?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 12
because you would be bored to tears.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 13
But do you think it's working against me professionally?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 14
We're talking. We're just... we're sitting.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 15
Yeah, well, sometimes those limp dicks can surprise you.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 16
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 17
What about her?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 18
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 19
and barely holding on to the first rung,
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 20
had something to do with it...
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 21
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 22
Tight squeeze back here.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 23
That's right.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 24
- What? - It's Melanie.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 25
So what's the move here?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 26
and I will start working to make your dreams come true.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 27
You know what I mean?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 28
I went on RedTube and watched your masturbation video.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 29
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 30
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 31
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 32
Sure. I was happy to.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 33
Are you saying that he expects me to have sex with him
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 34
that the boss man might have a crush on you.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 35
- You should. - Mm-hmm. I will, right away.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 36
He's left me alone ever since.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 37
of sexual harassment lawsuits,
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 38
Yeah, but you work for the show, right?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 39
I'm just swinging my big, fat dick around.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 40
Get her one too, and, uh, don't be too quick about it.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 41
Okay, so?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 42
- I am. - Yes, you are.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 43
He's on his way down. I'm on my way up.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 44
What the fuck? You have a gun in there?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 45
And what other way could that have possibly sounded?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 46
Oh, but that doesn't make me want to be with you, Levon.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 47
You know, you got to see a dentist
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 48
that might have been something, but Levon always got in the way.
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 49
- Well, that's not fair. - What?
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 50
- It's a terrible idea. - Terrible idea.

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 2
Go get them.
#2
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 3 #3 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 4
Hey, get in here. Take a look at this.
#4
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 5
Rules are made to be broken, sweetheart.
#5
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 6
She's... she's... she's very natural.
#6
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 7
Is it cool if I, uh...
#7
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 8
My life is entirely too complicated right now.
#8
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 9 #9 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 10
- No, you didn't. - Yes, I did.
#10
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 11
You wrote an episode of Dawson's Creek, didn't you?
#11
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 12
because you would be bored to tears.
#12
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 13
But do you think it's working against me professionally?
#13
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 14
We're talking. We're just... we're sitting.
#14
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 15
Yeah, well, sometimes those limp dicks can surprise you.
#15
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 16 #16 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 17
What about her?
#17
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Fuck you. Fuck you.
#18
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and barely holding on to the first rung,
#19
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had something to do with it...
#20
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Tight squeeze back here.
#22
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That's right.
#23
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 24
- What? - It's Melanie.
#24
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 25
So what's the move here?
#25
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 26
and I will start working to make your dreams come true.
#26
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 27
You know what I mean?
#27
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 28
I went on RedTube and watched your masturbation video.
#28
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Sure. I was happy to.
#32
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 33
Are you saying that he expects me to have sex with him
#33
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 34
that the boss man might have a crush on you.
#34
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 35
- You should. - Mm-hmm. I will, right away.
#35
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 36
He's left me alone ever since.
#36
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 37
of sexual harassment lawsuits,
#37
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 38
Yeah, but you work for the show, right?
#38
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 39
I'm just swinging my big, fat dick around.
#39
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 40
Get her one too, and, uh, don't be too quick about it.
#40
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 41
Okay, so?
#41
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 42
- I am. - Yes, you are.
#42
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 43
He's on his way down. I'm on my way up.
#43
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 44
What the fuck? You have a gun in there?
#44
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 45
And what other way could that have possibly sounded?
#45
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 46
Oh, but that doesn't make me want to be with you, Levon.
#46
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 47
You know, you got to see a dentist
#47
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 48
that might have been something, but Levon always got in the way.
#48
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 49
- Well, that's not fair. - What?
#49
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- It's a terrible idea. - Terrible idea.
#50