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Season 7  "30 Minutes or Less"  7x8

Aired 11 years ago - Jun 01, 2014

Hank has problems with Hashtag Black. Stu's offer leads to fisticuffs.

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 1
What the fuck is he going on about?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 2
Kickoff party tonight at my place--be there.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 3
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 4
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 5
It's inspiring, Hank.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 6
Levon says great things about you.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 7
Do you notice anything weird about Levon?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 8
Yeah. One day, all this could be yours.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 9
Well, it's like riding a bike. You just have a drink or ten
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 10
- Stu, Nikki, how's it hanging? - Hank, how are you?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 11
levon/hooker thing on the D.L.?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 12
Hashtag.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 13
We can do a modern-day action-comedy,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 14
- Oh! Oh, oh, okay. - Mm-hmm.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 15
Well, see, that's where you're wrong, Moody.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 16
So it's not enough that I have to fight with this motherfucker
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 17
- sometimes you got to what? - You know.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 18
- I want to bone her again. - She's with Stu.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 19
Yeah, but now that I got my dick wet,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 20
Are you sure you should be... drinking?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 21
I'm so fucking pissed at Rath right now.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 22
woman-hating dickhead.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 23
Have fun.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 24
and sticking pencils up his pooper.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 25
Can I be honest with you?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 26
How--how you doing? How's married life?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 27
This television thing has me shitting cash.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 28
Marcy may very well be your soul mate,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 29
Now, when was this
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 30
You miss fucking Marcy. Okay, I get it. So what?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 31
for as many times as we can fit into a night.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 32
I mean, not like comedian funny, but I-I'm witty.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 33
I needed a job too, but I'm not so keen on growing up.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 34
A big bummer. Can you do me a favor?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 35
- is Sasha Bingham. - I know Sasha Bingham.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 36
Absolutely.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 37
After all, isn't it important for a writer to show
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 38
You're a very pleasant actress, very agreeable.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 39
Yeah. Um, sorry about that.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 40
Well, it's not like I'm some commodity.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 41
I was very vulnerable in that chair.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 42
- Ew. - What if I brushed my teeth?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 43
I mean, I-I don't know that I'd want to.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 44
where it don't belong.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 45
The job is yours, Julia.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 46
Motherfuckers!
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 47
No, I know, Stu. I'm really sorry.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 48
You lost your virginity to a hooker.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 49
But, no, I had to fly too close to the sun.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 50

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 2
Kickoff party tonight at my place--be there.
#2 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 3 #3 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 4 #4 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 5
It's inspiring, Hank.
#5 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 6
Levon says great things about you.
#6 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 7
Do you notice anything weird about Levon?
#7 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 8
Yeah. One day, all this could be yours.
#8 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 9
Well, it's like riding a bike. You just have a drink or ten
#9 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 10
- Stu, Nikki, how's it hanging? - Hank, how are you?
#10 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 11
levon/hooker thing on the D.L.?
#11 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 12
Hashtag.
#12 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 13
We can do a modern-day action-comedy,
#13 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 14
- Oh! Oh, oh, okay. - Mm-hmm.
#14 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 15
Well, see, that's where you're wrong, Moody.
#15 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 16
So it's not enough that I have to fight with this motherfucker
#16 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 17
- sometimes you got to what? - You know.
#17 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 18
- I want to bone her again. - She's with Stu.
#18 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 19
Yeah, but now that I got my dick wet,
#19 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 20
Are you sure you should be... drinking?
#20 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 21
I'm so fucking pissed at Rath right now.
#21 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 22
woman-hating dickhead.
#22 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 23
Have fun.
#23 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 24
and sticking pencils up his pooper.
#24 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 25
Can I be honest with you?
#25 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 26
How--how you doing? How's married life?
#26 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 27
This television thing has me shitting cash.
#27 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 28
Marcy may very well be your soul mate,
#28 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 29
Now, when was this
#29 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 30
You miss fucking Marcy. Okay, I get it. So what?
#30 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 31
for as many times as we can fit into a night.
#31 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 32
I mean, not like comedian funny, but I-I'm witty.
#32 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 33
I needed a job too, but I'm not so keen on growing up.
#33 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 34
A big bummer. Can you do me a favor?
#34 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 35
- is Sasha Bingham. - I know Sasha Bingham.
#35 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 36
Absolutely.
#36 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 37
After all, isn't it important for a writer to show
#37 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 38
You're a very pleasant actress, very agreeable.
#38 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 39
Yeah. Um, sorry about that.
#39 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 40
Well, it's not like I'm some commodity.
#40 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 41
I was very vulnerable in that chair.
#41 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 42
- Ew. - What if I brushed my teeth?
#42 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 43
I mean, I-I don't know that I'd want to.
#43 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 44
where it don't belong.
#44 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 45
The job is yours, Julia.
#45 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 46
Motherfuckers!
#46 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 47
No, I know, Stu. I'm really sorry.
#47 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 48
You lost your virginity to a hooker.
#48 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 49
But, no, I had to fly too close to the sun.
#49 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 50 #50