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Season 7  "Getting the Poison Out"  7x5

Aired 10 years ago - May 11, 2014

Levon enjoys a night with Nikki, while Karen, Hank and Marcy are forced to endure the company of Nikki's creepy friend. Meanwhile, Charlie gets in over his head with a new client.

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 1
the... the good news here is I'm totally free to hang tonight.
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Honey, I need you to go back to your room now.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 5
He said that you probably needed the work.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 6
So what are you, like, a publicist or something?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 7
but he's not really very picky.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 8
Drink up, Nancy. It'll put hair on your balls.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 9
and then the girl goes silent,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 10
Uh, hi, pr... pretty lady.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 11
Honestly, I've been better. That was a dark time.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 12
Cool.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 13
My friend is gonna lose her shit.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 14
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 15
as much as about what me can do for him.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 16
Thank you, Charlie.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 17
Not even a fucking preposition or two.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 18
you know, last-resort situation?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 19
- Promise? - I promise.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 20
This is the best playdate Stuart's ever had.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 21
Yeah, or a...
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 22
Is this wrong?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 23
Thank you. And you are?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 24
So how does it work? What's the split?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 25
Well, why?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 26
What do you mean? What do you mean?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 27
Little Stuart is officially asleep.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 28
I mean, she's pretty open, as you can see, but scat play...
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 29
- Maybe. - Marcy!
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 30
You... you got me a fucking hooker?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 31
to lose your virginity like this.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 32
- It's... - I do, yeah.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 33
Just... yeah.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 34
What is wrong with you? Did you...
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 35
I'll get the door.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 36
Uh, no. No, not in your car...
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 37
Hold on. That's not a good idea,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 38
That's full-service management, all right?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 39
for a couple of random jerk-off sessions?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 40
No! No.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 41
You're getting hard right now, aren't you?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 42
I'm so sorry.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 43
Shut up.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 44
be having the same conversation,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 45
I agree with you. I do.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 46
Hey, it's more for a threesome.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 47
May... maybe Karen's right.
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I do.
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works like a charm. Trust!

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Honey, I need you to go back to your room now.
#4 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 5
He said that you probably needed the work.
#5 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 6
So what are you, like, a publicist or something?
#6 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 7
but he's not really very picky.
#7 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 8
Drink up, Nancy. It'll put hair on your balls.
#8 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 9
and then the girl goes silent,
#9 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 10
Uh, hi, pr... pretty lady.
#10 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 11
Honestly, I've been better. That was a dark time.
#11 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 12
Cool.
#12 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 13
My friend is gonna lose her shit.
#13 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 14 #14 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 15
as much as about what me can do for him.
#15 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 16
Thank you, Charlie.
#16 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 17
Not even a fucking preposition or two.
#17 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 18
you know, last-resort situation?
#18 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 19
- Promise? - I promise.
#19 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 20
This is the best playdate Stuart's ever had.
#20 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 21
Yeah, or a...
#21 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 22
Is this wrong?
#22 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 23
Thank you. And you are?
#23 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 24
So how does it work? What's the split?
#24 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 25
Well, why?
#25 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 26
What do you mean? What do you mean?
#26 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 27
Little Stuart is officially asleep.
#27 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 28
I mean, she's pretty open, as you can see, but scat play...
#28 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 29
- Maybe. - Marcy!
#29 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 30
You... you got me a fucking hooker?
#30 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 31
to lose your virginity like this.
#31 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 32
- It's... - I do, yeah.
#32 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 33
Just... yeah.
#33 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 34
What is wrong with you? Did you...
#34 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 35
I'll get the door.
#35 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 36
Uh, no. No, not in your car...
#36 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 37
Hold on. That's not a good idea,
#37 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 38
That's full-service management, all right?
#38 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 39
for a couple of random jerk-off sessions?
#39 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 40
No! No.
#40 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 41
You're getting hard right now, aren't you?
#41 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 42
I'm so sorry.
#42 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 43
Shut up.
#43 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 44
be having the same conversation,
#44 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 45
I agree with you. I do.
#45 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 46
Hey, it's more for a threesome.
#46 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 47
May... maybe Karen's right.
#47 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 48
I do.
#48 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 49 #49 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 50
works like a charm. Trust!
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