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Season 7  "Julia"  7x2

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 20, 2014

Hank gets frustrated with his "Santa Monica Cop" coworkers on his first day in the show's writer's room, and he gets a surprise when he visits Levon's apartment. Meanwhile, Charlie meets Rath's new assistant; and Karen gets an unexpected surprise.

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 1
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 2
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 3
Oh, right. Sorry about that.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 4
I mean, super fucking annoying
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 5
By the way, what the fuck are you doing here?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 6
Let me drink you in, big boy.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 7
- Here you are. - Thank you.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 8
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 9
Okay, so here's the deal. It's--
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 10
I'm in a long-term relationship,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 11
You're a real fucking asshole, you know that?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 12
Cool! You want to come over?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 13
Hey, this is for you.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 14
I guess I just don't see her that way.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 15
She likes having them around, I guess.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 16
What the fuck?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 17
I did the right thing then.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 18
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 19
So he's--I'm guessing that he's really mine?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 20
Or--or--or I could go.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 21
And it hasn't been in the vicinity of any shellfish?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 22
Taking a picture of my burger.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 23
have him watch you take a picture of your gourmet burger
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 24
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 25
- Oh, wow! - Holy shit.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 26
What if Danko Jones--
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 27
It traps your penis in a flaccid state.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 28
That was not gluten-free.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 29
does anybody know of a bar around here
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 30
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 31
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 32
So when I realized I was knocked up,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 33
I don't see a ring on your finger.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 34
Open up.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 35
and never saw him again.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 36
and leave us the fuck alone.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 37
His cock was like a battering ram.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 38
Anything at all. You name it.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 39
He's a cool guy. He'll understand.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 40
Make it happen. Smooth that shit over.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 41
- and I needed to see you. - Why?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 42
You never knew, so I thought maybe you should.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 43
She didn't have any boyfriends around?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 44
I know this is pretty much the last thing you wanted
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 45
Are you kidding me? I'd love to.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 46
What?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 47
Hey, hey, I remember this show.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 48
I guess it was just a fender bender after all.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 49
I think it's working. The little blue pill worked.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 50
Call 911! It's a massive coronary event!

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 2 #2 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 3
Oh, right. Sorry about that.
#3 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 4
I mean, super fucking annoying
#4 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 5
By the way, what the fuck are you doing here?
#5 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 6
Let me drink you in, big boy.
#6 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 7
- Here you are. - Thank you.
#7 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 8 #8 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 9
Okay, so here's the deal. It's--
#9 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 10
I'm in a long-term relationship,
#10 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 11
You're a real fucking asshole, you know that?
#11 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 12
Cool! You want to come over?
#12 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 13
Hey, this is for you.
#13 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 14
I guess I just don't see her that way.
#14 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 15
She likes having them around, I guess.
#15 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 16
What the fuck?
#16 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 17
I did the right thing then.
#17 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 18 #18 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 19
So he's--I'm guessing that he's really mine?
#19 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 20
Or--or--or I could go.
#20 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 21
And it hasn't been in the vicinity of any shellfish?
#21 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 22
Taking a picture of my burger.
#22 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 23
have him watch you take a picture of your gourmet burger
#23 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 24 #24 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 25
- Oh, wow! - Holy shit.
#25 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 26
What if Danko Jones--
#26 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 27
It traps your penis in a flaccid state.
#27 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 28
That was not gluten-free.
#28 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 29
does anybody know of a bar around here
#29 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 30 #30 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 31 #31 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 32
So when I realized I was knocked up,
#32 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 33
I don't see a ring on your finger.
#33 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 34
Open up.
#34 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 35
and never saw him again.
#35 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 36
and leave us the fuck alone.
#36 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 37
His cock was like a battering ram.
#37 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 38
Anything at all. You name it.
#38 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 39
He's a cool guy. He'll understand.
#39 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 40
Make it happen. Smooth that shit over.
#40 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 41
- and I needed to see you. - Why?
#41 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 42
You never knew, so I thought maybe you should.
#42 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 43
She didn't have any boyfriends around?
#43 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 44
I know this is pretty much the last thing you wanted
#44 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 45
Are you kidding me? I'd love to.
#45 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 46
What?
#46 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 47
Hey, hey, I remember this show.
#47 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 48
I guess it was just a fender bender after all.
#48 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 49
I think it's working. The little blue pill worked.
#49 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 50
Call 911! It's a massive coronary event!
#50