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Season 9  "Sex, Lies & Kickball"  9x4

Aired 7 years ago - Oct 18, 2017

Jay’s best friend, Shorty, is back from Costa Rica but spends more time with Gloria than Jay. Alex is ready to shed her good-girl image and is going to prove to Claire that her relationship with Ben is definitely a sexual one.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 1
- and I'm getting really tired of this. - Oh, calm down.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 2
- Hey, honey. - Hi, Dad.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 3
This doesn't feel like it's about me.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 4
You're not gonna become one of those over-scheduled kids
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 5
And we said, "Or, you rich queens",
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 6
Jersey. Right.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 7
- Oh, and I used to be so uptight. - But look at us now.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 8
It's Burberry from Harrods in London. Right?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 9
and Cam tells me that we have a sports package.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 10
Come walk us to the door.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 11
What's in it?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 12
to show her what kind of man you are.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 13
and last night's fries were fantastic.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 14
Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't you get out of those pajamas...
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 15
I got a little thing this morning at the office.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 16
Pepper says anyone who's still doing tomato-basil
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 17
Well, you aren't at Pepper and Ronaldo's house.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 18
- Things break. - I'll pay for it.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 19
how lucky I am to live here.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 20
You know what I'm in the mood for?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 21
Hey, guys. Cool painting. Who did it?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 22
It's aggressive.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 23
maybe over dinner with her and Ben...
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 24
You know the rules. Helmet.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 25
Oh, sorry, I kind of lost track of time.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 26
Well, I would love to, but, uh...
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 27
You're turning Shorty into Manny.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 28
You are the son that he's talking about.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 29
I mean, we're their friends.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 30
Oh, goodness, we feared you two
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 31
I haven't even gotten to say,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 32
You know, art and culture and good food...
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 33
Well, I did see him spit some sashimi into a napkin,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 34
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 35
Okay, Lionel, bring me home.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 36
I was skeptical at first
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 37
Oh. How many scenes does kickball have?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 38
Mi amor, it's okay.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 39
I hate sports and nature and... and sherbet...
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 40
I mean it.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 41
You told Lily that she was lucky to live with us.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 42
I thought good parents
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 43
You can swing by and pick him up on your way.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 44
I worked so hard all day
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 45
Don't freak out, babe. That's exactly what she wants.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 46
I have to admit, I feel slightly uncomfortable.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 47
- You two need to loosen up a little. - That's not what I meant.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 48
This is exactly what you and your dad always did to me.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 49
the way that Jay tore me down,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 50
No one was good enough for his little girl, and...

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Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 2
- Hey, honey. - Hi, Dad.
#2 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 3
This doesn't feel like it's about me.
#3 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 4
You're not gonna become one of those over-scheduled kids
#4 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 5
And we said, "Or, you rich queens",
#5 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 6
Jersey. Right.
#6 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 7
- Oh, and I used to be so uptight. - But look at us now.
#7 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 8
It's Burberry from Harrods in London. Right?
#8 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 9
and Cam tells me that we have a sports package.
#9 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 10
Come walk us to the door.
#10 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 11
What's in it?
#11 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 12
to show her what kind of man you are.
#12 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 13
and last night's fries were fantastic.
#13 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 14
Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't you get out of those pajamas...
#14 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 15
I got a little thing this morning at the office.
#15 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 16
Pepper says anyone who's still doing tomato-basil
#16 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 17
Well, you aren't at Pepper and Ronaldo's house.
#17 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 18
- Things break. - I'll pay for it.
#18 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 19
how lucky I am to live here.
#19 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 20
You know what I'm in the mood for?
#20 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 21
Hey, guys. Cool painting. Who did it?
#21 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 22
It's aggressive.
#22 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 23
maybe over dinner with her and Ben...
#23 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 24
You know the rules. Helmet.
#24 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 25
Oh, sorry, I kind of lost track of time.
#25 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 26
Well, I would love to, but, uh...
#26 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 27
You're turning Shorty into Manny.
#27 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 28
You are the son that he's talking about.
#28 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 29
I mean, we're their friends.
#29 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 30
Oh, goodness, we feared you two
#30 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 31
I haven't even gotten to say,
#31 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 32
You know, art and culture and good food...
#32 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 33
Well, I did see him spit some sashimi into a napkin,
#33 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 34 #34 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 35
Okay, Lionel, bring me home.
#35 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 36
I was skeptical at first
#36 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 37
Oh. How many scenes does kickball have?
#37 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 38
Mi amor, it's okay.
#38 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 39
I hate sports and nature and... and sherbet...
#39 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 40
I mean it.
#40 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 41
You told Lily that she was lucky to live with us.
#41 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 42
I thought good parents
#42 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 43
You can swing by and pick him up on your way.
#43 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 44
I worked so hard all day
#44 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 45
Don't freak out, babe. That's exactly what she wants.
#45 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 46
I have to admit, I feel slightly uncomfortable.
#46 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 47
- You two need to loosen up a little. - That's not what I meant.
#47 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 48
This is exactly what you and your dad always did to me.
#48 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 49
the way that Jay tore me down,
#49 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 50
No one was good enough for his little girl, and...
#50