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Season 9  "Written in the Stars"  9x14

Aired 2 years ago - Feb 28, 2018

Phil thinks that Gloria is upset at Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing that doesn't go off as planned. Mitch and Cam may have unwittingly ruined Luke's Valentine's Day date and are forced to make things right.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 1
make his sweaty moves on his conquest of the week.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 2
I think it's nice that we're helping out
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Oh, radical.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 4
Oh, my goodness.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 5
I am Gigi DeLaroca, businesswoman.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 6
Very clever.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 7
What business are you in? Bueno.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 8
I was once married to a man
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 9
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 10
For us, they are.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 11
Just forget I'm here.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 12
I don't know how I got her to begin with.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 13
If I can't role-play with her, I'm not doin' it with you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 14
smash it on the bar, and say,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 15
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 16
But sure, let's go with you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 17
It's right next to a white dwarf.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 18
Do you smoke weed?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 19
Yeah.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 20
Wow, you've done a lot.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 21
I've been kind of sort of dabbling in, like,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 22
No, I didn't even make my mom a Valentine's card this year.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 23
- Isn't she with you? - She was...
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 24
Because he's the constant noise you can't get rid of!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 25
take in the stars, just in case she shows up.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 26
to find a good-looking genius?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 27
"Friend, lover, husband.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 28
What? No. Cam knows what I mean.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 29
Tonight was supposed to be a romantic night.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 30
No, no, stop it. You have great hair.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 31
- you've been... a little disgusting. - A little disgusting.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 32
How can you not hear this?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 33
Can you get him? I'm afraid of the dark.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 34
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Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 36
I feel like the rest of the Breakfast Club
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 37
with money or name-dropping, I think.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 38
The hotel owner is very strict
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 39
This is not a part of it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 40
- Oh, hi! - Hey! Wow.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 41
It's a cultural thing.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 42
I mean, seeing Luke all dressed up,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 43
someone who's gonna be there for me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 44
If you guys have even the smallest chance
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 45
You see, we have the same address and the same last name.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 46
We're not looking for any input. Thank you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 47
So your 6-year-old kid
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 48
he told me that he would forever be my Valentine's.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 49
If I did more, you wouldn't depend on your kids for those things.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 50
I fell in love with you all over again.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 2
I think it's nice that we're helping out
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 3
Oh, radical.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 4
Oh, my goodness.
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 5
I am Gigi DeLaroca, businesswoman.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 6
Very clever.
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 7
What business are you in? Bueno.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 8
I was once married to a man
#8
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For us, they are.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 11
Just forget I'm here.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 12
I don't know how I got her to begin with.
#12
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If I can't role-play with her, I'm not doin' it with you.
#13
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smash it on the bar, and say,
#14
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But sure, let's go with you.
#16
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It's right next to a white dwarf.
#17
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Do you smoke weed?
#18
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Yeah.
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 20
Wow, you've done a lot.
#20
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I've been kind of sort of dabbling in, like,
#21
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No, I didn't even make my mom a Valentine's card this year.
#22
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- Isn't she with you? - She was...
#23
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Because he's the constant noise you can't get rid of!
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 25
take in the stars, just in case she shows up.
#25
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to find a good-looking genius?
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 27
"Friend, lover, husband.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 28
What? No. Cam knows what I mean.
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 29
Tonight was supposed to be a romantic night.
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 30
No, no, stop it. You have great hair.
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 31
- you've been... a little disgusting. - A little disgusting.
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 32
How can you not hear this?
#32
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Can you get him? I'm afraid of the dark.
#33
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I feel like the rest of the Breakfast Club
#36
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with money or name-dropping, I think.
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 38
The hotel owner is very strict
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 39
This is not a part of it.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 40
- Oh, hi! - Hey! Wow.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 41
It's a cultural thing.
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 42
I mean, seeing Luke all dressed up,
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 43
someone who's gonna be there for me.
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 44
If you guys have even the smallest chance
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 45
You see, we have the same address and the same last name.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 46
We're not looking for any input. Thank you.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 47
So your 6-year-old kid
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 48
he told me that he would forever be my Valentine's.
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 49
If I did more, you wouldn't depend on your kids for those things.
#49
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I fell in love with you all over again.
#50