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Season 9  "Clash of Swords"  9x22

Aired a year ago - May 16, 2018

Mitchell sneaks out to “Hero-Con” with fanboy Phil, dressed as their favorite characters from the show “Clash of Swords.” It’s great until Phil commits the ultimate fan faux pas. In a clash of another kind, Gloria’s dinosaur party for Joe is ruined when her nemesis, Dr. Donna Duncan, upstages her with a far bigger and better party right next door.

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This baby gets us all-access and two free yards of mead.
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I just found out you can get the Golf Channel online.
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so we just dropped them on some rando's desk.
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So here's our offer, best and final.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 5
Ooh, lower the B.P., O.G.
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that's gonna make places like this obsolete.
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Their website looks legitimate.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 8
before you realized no one was on my donkey.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 9
You remember my stepson, Digby.
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Look who's here!
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I've told you, that's the kind of person these cults target!
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Nick, it's time for laser tag.
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I did some digging,
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Oh, I get it, 'cause you're not very good with partners.
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That's a different, fancier party than this.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 21
I had to go to court to play Little League.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 22
just so I would shout the details of Gloria's party
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 23
Get out of here!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 24
Sweet home Alduzzarna,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 25
The Foolmaker. I got to get a selfie.
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Phil, why would you say that?!
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I'm guessing my birth parents.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 29
- Oh, uh... - Don't be shy.
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including the gruesome beheading of Adebayo the Righteous.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 31
We all stay off of spoiler sites for a reason!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 32
It's yours if you come with me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 33
and a stack of fully completed Sudoku books.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 34
Look, you're facing a challenge that scares you,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 35
Like if I were to be a Beatle, who would I be?
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I bring news from the Catalina Room!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 37
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and... and beat back every threat...
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The mascot?
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That makes you like the... the Tony Bennett of closets.
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It's just a little intimidating.
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- You've got to help me. - You know this scoundrel?
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Okay, stop, stop it! What are we doing, huh?
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who left us off of group e-mails about bar association dances.
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The red one, Gary!
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And I said, "Send me whatever you got."
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Please, I'm so sorry!
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if you hadn't inspired me.
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Perhaps you should be turning your passions elsewhere.

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I just found out you can get the Golf Channel online.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 3
so we just dropped them on some rando's desk.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 4
So here's our offer, best and final.
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 5
Ooh, lower the B.P., O.G.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 6
that's gonna make places like this obsolete.
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 7
Their website looks legitimate.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 8
before you realized no one was on my donkey.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 9
You remember my stepson, Digby.
#9
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Look who's here!
#13
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I've told you, that's the kind of person these cults target!
#14
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Nick, it's time for laser tag.
#17
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I did some digging,
#18
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Oh, I get it, 'cause you're not very good with partners.
#19
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That's a different, fancier party than this.
#20
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I had to go to court to play Little League.
#21
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just so I would shout the details of Gloria's party
#22
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Get out of here!
#23
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Sweet home Alduzzarna,
#24
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The Foolmaker. I got to get a selfie.
#25
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Phil, why would you say that?!
#26
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I'm guessing my birth parents.
#28
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- Oh, uh... - Don't be shy.
#29
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including the gruesome beheading of Adebayo the Righteous.
#30
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We all stay off of spoiler sites for a reason!
#31
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It's yours if you come with me.
#32
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and a stack of fully completed Sudoku books.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 34
Look, you're facing a challenge that scares you,
#34
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Like if I were to be a Beatle, who would I be?
#35
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I bring news from the Catalina Room!
#36
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and... and beat back every threat...
#38
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The mascot?
#39
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That makes you like the... the Tony Bennett of closets.
#40
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It's just a little intimidating.
#41
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- You've got to help me. - You know this scoundrel?
#43
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Okay, stop, stop it! What are we doing, huh?
#44
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who left us off of group e-mails about bar association dances.
#45
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The red one, Gary!
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 47
And I said, "Send me whatever you got."
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 48
Please, I'm so sorry!
#48
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if you hadn't inspired me.
#49
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Perhaps you should be turning your passions elsewhere.
#50