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Season 9  "Spanks for the Memories"  9x15

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 07, 2018

When Jay overhears Gloria on the phone talking about spanking, he assumes she is frustrated in the bedroom. Now that Mitchell has an amazing new job, he and Cam throw a party to rub it in Cam's friends' faces so they can no longer give him "the look of pity."

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with just a touch of enjoying my pain.
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Hey, you.
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Cool. Beantown.
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I've always heard there comes a time in life
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And I saw you sneak those carrots out of your lunch.
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Yesterday, all my dribble glasses
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but, you know, I'm always nervous about the answer.
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Great party, boys.
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Hi. You are the editor of L.A. Woman magazine, right?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 10
And ironically, we have a new glass-ceiling closet.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 11
Hey, everyone, everyone. Thank you so much for coming.
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Yeah.
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Pure love and support with just a hint of rancid envy.
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about a job that doesn't exist.
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Hey, no. Not your keys, Jotham.
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Well, I am flattered, Dad.
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maybe, a little more variety.
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Oh, crap. I was afraid it would be about that sort of thing.
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He looks me up and down.
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Who cares? What about merit?
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It's not making the case you think it's making, Dad.
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Well, we couldn't really afford it with your new job, either.
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What do you think that we do?
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For what it's worth, sometimes people do things to other people
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- Who are those men? - What are these things I don't do?
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Okay. Well, if it doesn't go back today, we own it,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 28
- Okay. - Can you guys, uh,
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Well, that would explain the mental-health waiver.
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Who's the jock?
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spot nine is a shared parking space.
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I'm Zorel, a 19th-level wizard
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by too many worldly possessions.
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You didn't even have to turn around. You knew it was me.
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Hey, I'll bet you can help me with something I've been struggling with.
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I'll clean my room, I promise!
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Dad, take over. You're basically in an unlosable position.
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You win by getting to the summit.
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You win by taking the lead... Which is what I did for you
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You know why I like the meadow?
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I beat out hundreds of candidates.
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You've collected enough gold ingots
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Okay, so, the piano's gone.
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Okay, all fixed.
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They say even five minutes of direct sunlight on a new piano
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- Ew. - It's not dirty...
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He's gonna put you on the cover.
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Okay, well...

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Hey, you.
#2
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Cool. Beantown.
#3
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I've always heard there comes a time in life
#4
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And I saw you sneak those carrots out of your lunch.
#5
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Yesterday, all my dribble glasses
#6
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but, you know, I'm always nervous about the answer.
#7
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Great party, boys.
#8
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Hi. You are the editor of L.A. Woman magazine, right?
#9
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And ironically, we have a new glass-ceiling closet.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 11
Hey, everyone, everyone. Thank you so much for coming.
#11
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Yeah.
#12
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Pure love and support with just a hint of rancid envy.
#13
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about a job that doesn't exist.
#14
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Hey, no. Not your keys, Jotham.
#15
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Well, I am flattered, Dad.
#16
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maybe, a little more variety.
#17
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Oh, crap. I was afraid it would be about that sort of thing.
#19
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He looks me up and down.
#20
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Who cares? What about merit?
#21
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It's not making the case you think it's making, Dad.
#22
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Well, we couldn't really afford it with your new job, either.
#23
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What do you think that we do?
#24
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For what it's worth, sometimes people do things to other people
#25
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- Who are those men? - What are these things I don't do?
#26
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Okay. Well, if it doesn't go back today, we own it,
#27
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- Okay. - Can you guys, uh,
#28
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Well, that would explain the mental-health waiver.
#30
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Who's the jock?
#31
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spot nine is a shared parking space.
#32
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I'm Zorel, a 19th-level wizard
#33
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by too many worldly possessions.
#34
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You didn't even have to turn around. You knew it was me.
#36
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Hey, I'll bet you can help me with something I've been struggling with.
#37
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I'll clean my room, I promise!
#38
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Dad, take over. You're basically in an unlosable position.
#39
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You win by getting to the summit.
#40
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You win by taking the lead... Which is what I did for you
#41
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You know why I like the meadow?
#42
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I beat out hundreds of candidates.
#43
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You've collected enough gold ingots
#44
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Okay, so, the piano's gone.
#45
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Okay, all fixed.
#46
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They say even five minutes of direct sunlight on a new piano
#47
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- Ew. - It's not dirty...
#48
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He's gonna put you on the cover.
#49
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Okay, well...
#50