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Season 9  "CHiPs and Salsa"  9x19

Aired 2 years ago - Apr 11, 2018

When Haley hears that her loopy boss is looking for a product with the magical properties of peppers, she tries to gain favor by convincing Gloria to sell her salsa to NERP. Mitchell gets Cam the police ride-along he's always dreamed of. Also, Phil and Claire compete against one another while Luke has a meeting with a dean of university.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 1
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I think what you and I did right there
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Oh, I had you beat, easily. I didn't even break a sweat.
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Oh, God, Phil, I 100% let you win.
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Okay, this is so exciting.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 7
Weird thing, they're understaffed.
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Anyway, they call me "Arthritis"
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- Wait. What was that? - In progress?
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You know, Phil, it's not too late to back out.
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PHIL: My first thought was that I had been shot in both shoulders.
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Possum-punch! Possum-punch!
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Yeah, hi. Have you guys considered using the Waze app.
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- I'm losing the thread. - That's the siren.
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Oh, my God, that was such a rush.
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School board's got me buried in paperwork.
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- Hmm, looking squirrely. - Yeah.
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Took a lot of guts to admit
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And once your walk through
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 21
then transfer to a real... to a four-year college
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Already got one of those.
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CAMERON: Okay, guys, guys.
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- Oh, hi. Thank you so much. - LUCY: Hi.
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I'm going to give you guys a minute.
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...and if today taught us anything,
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I live by my circadian rhythms.
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Oh, I did not see that movie.
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I don't know what nonsense this cult was pushing,
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Things were not always easy in my village.
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GLORIA: You know, I remember
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Maybe it is the right time.
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This deal is done!
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What legacy? There's not legacy.
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So, you want to get rid of the business?
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With the ball and the scoopy thing?
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Denver, Closet-Con, '97.
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Maybe a big rash.
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- PHIL: Luke! - Dad?
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Hi.
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[WHISPERING] Don't say that!
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What? No. Oh, boy.
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I suggest once you can move, you make another baby.
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You're out on that basketball court all the time.
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is when we run after the ice cream truck.
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Let's start having early dinners!
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I think what you and I did right there
#2
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Oh, I had you beat, easily. I didn't even break a sweat.
#3
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Oh, God, Phil, I 100% let you win.
#4
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Okay, this is so exciting.
#6
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Weird thing, they're understaffed.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 8
Anyway, they call me "Arthritis"
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 9
- Wait. What was that? - In progress?
#9
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You know, Phil, it's not too late to back out.
#10
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PHIL: My first thought was that I had been shot in both shoulders.
#12
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Possum-punch! Possum-punch!
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 14
Yeah, hi. Have you guys considered using the Waze app.
#14
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- I'm losing the thread. - That's the siren.
#15
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Oh, my God, that was such a rush.
#16
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School board's got me buried in paperwork.
#17
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- Hmm, looking squirrely. - Yeah.
#18
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Took a lot of guts to admit
#19
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And once your walk through
#20
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then transfer to a real... to a four-year college
#21
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Already got one of those.
#22
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CAMERON: Okay, guys, guys.
#23
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- Oh, hi. Thank you so much. - LUCY: Hi.
#24
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I'm going to give you guys a minute.
#25
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...and if today taught us anything,
#26
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I live by my circadian rhythms.
#27
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Oh, I did not see that movie.
#28
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I don't know what nonsense this cult was pushing,
#29
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Things were not always easy in my village.
#32
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GLORIA: You know, I remember
#33
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Maybe it is the right time.
#34
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This deal is done!
#35
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What legacy? There's not legacy.
#36
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So, you want to get rid of the business?
#37
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With the ball and the scoopy thing?
#39
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Denver, Closet-Con, '97.
#40
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Maybe a big rash.
#41
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- PHIL: Luke! - Dad?
#42
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Hi.
#43
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[WHISPERING] Don't say that!
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 45
What? No. Oh, boy.
#45
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I suggest once you can move, you make another baby.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 47
You're out on that basketball court all the time.
#47
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is when we run after the ice cream truck.
#48
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Let's start having early dinners!
#49
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