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Season 6  "Patriot Games"  6x22

Aired 4 years ago - May 06, 2015

Alex's worst nightmare is realized when she gets news that she has to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sanjay! Both sets of parents get equally caught up in the rivalry and convince Principal Brown to let them break the tie via a gym grade they both have not completed - a one mile run. Elsewhere, Gloria is studying for her upcoming U.S. citizenship test and a visit from Javier throws her off her game, and Mitch and Cam blindly agree to join a protest against a local restaurant that they are actually secretly excited about.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 1
that, uh, made me nervous, and so I wrote down my remarks.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 2
- Oh. - No.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 3
I agree with them. Ties are un-American.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 4
[ Sighs ] Not all the grades.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 5
Name two cabinet-level positions.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 6
This little jumping bean's about to become an American.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 7
Do you know that once I pass, I can serve on a jury?
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 8
Really? You're gonna lecture me on abandonment?
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 9
..
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 10
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 11
Enough. We will do a makeup race.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 12
with their friend's older brother who's home from college.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 13
Sanjay was forming full sentences at 13 months.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 14
- We owed a lot more money than I realized. - Hmm.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 15
That's fine. I'll get someone else.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 16
[ Groans ] Is that a word?
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 17
Oh, like "shame" doesn't cover 1,000 different things?
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 18
Longinus and Jotham do this all the time.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 19
- Table for two? - No, no.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 20
[ Sniffs ]
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 21
She's surprisingly graceful for being so uncoordinated.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 22
[ Thud ] Oh. There it is.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 23
Maybe a little bit.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 24
- I am having some doubts. - Okay.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 25
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 26
Don't worry. We're not gonna eat this. We're gonna eat steak.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 27
That son of a bitch wants me to turn my back on my homeland
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 28
What are those?
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 29
You know how hard it's been to keep up with you my whole life?
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 30
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 31
Why are we so focused on helping Alex win
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 32
was our competition, and...
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 33
Think about it, sweetie.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 34
Tomorrow, Sanjay Patel begins a lifetime of second best.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 35
I'm not gonna lie, I like where this is going.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 36
Well, I'm not gonna do it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 37
Yeah, I heard the moaning. Are we terrible people?
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 38
We don't support corporations that contribute to super PACs
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 39
- Right now? Ah. - We're here! We're queer!
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 40
I don't know why this is a surprise.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 41
and we demanded a refund for our gift cards.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 42
and we stumbled, but who amongst us hasn't?
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 43
- But it's hard to keep track... - So hard.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 44
You are no better than the people in that restaurant.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 45
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 46
You still have his last name. You're both Colombians.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 47
That's the longest you've ever been quiet,
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 48
this is what you always wanted.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 49
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 50
It's not rocket science, unfortunately for you,

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- Oh. - No.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 3
I agree with them. Ties are un-American.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 4
[ Sighs ] Not all the grades.
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 5
Name two cabinet-level positions.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 6
This little jumping bean's about to become an American.
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 7
Do you know that once I pass, I can serve on a jury?
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 8
Really? You're gonna lecture me on abandonment?
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 9
..
#9
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Enough. We will do a makeup race.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 12
with their friend's older brother who's home from college.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 13
Sanjay was forming full sentences at 13 months.
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 14
- We owed a lot more money than I realized. - Hmm.
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 15
That's fine. I'll get someone else.
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 16
[ Groans ] Is that a word?
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 17
Oh, like "shame" doesn't cover 1,000 different things?
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 18
Longinus and Jotham do this all the time.
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 19
- Table for two? - No, no.
#19
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[ Sniffs ]
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 21
She's surprisingly graceful for being so uncoordinated.
#21
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[ Thud ] Oh. There it is.
#22
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Maybe a little bit.
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 24
- I am having some doubts. - Okay.
#24
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Don't worry. We're not gonna eat this. We're gonna eat steak.
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 27
That son of a bitch wants me to turn my back on my homeland
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 28
What are those?
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 29
You know how hard it's been to keep up with you my whole life?
#29
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Why are we so focused on helping Alex win
#31
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was our competition, and...
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 33
Think about it, sweetie.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 34
Tomorrow, Sanjay Patel begins a lifetime of second best.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 35
I'm not gonna lie, I like where this is going.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 36
Well, I'm not gonna do it.
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 37
Yeah, I heard the moaning. Are we terrible people?
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 38
We don't support corporations that contribute to super PACs
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 39
- Right now? Ah. - We're here! We're queer!
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 40
I don't know why this is a surprise.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 41
and we demanded a refund for our gift cards.
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 42
and we stumbled, but who amongst us hasn't?
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 43
- But it's hard to keep track... - So hard.
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 44
You are no better than the people in that restaurant.
#44
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You still have his last name. You're both Colombians.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 22 (S06E22) - 47
That's the longest you've ever been quiet,
#47
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this is what you always wanted.
#48
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It's not rocket science, unfortunately for you,
#50