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Season 6  "The Long Honeymoon"  6x1

Aired 4 years ago - Sep 24, 2014

When Alex returns from a humanitarian trip, the family dynamic shifts; Cameron remains in a lovey-dovey mood even after the honeymoon ends; Gloria gives Jay a taste of his own medicine after noticing the lack of effort he puts into his appearance.

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(crash)
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Well, contribute to pointing your gun at that door.
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- OK, I clicked "Preferences". - Now go to "Default media browser".
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All right. It's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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"No, it's OK, he won't mind."
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Ooh, ooh! OK, OK. I'm feeling number 14. Let's go with number 14.
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- My father was a service droid! - Hey, where are you going?
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Oh, man, this looks like the wrong neighbourhood.
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(♪ Minuet from "String Quintet No 5" by Boccherini)
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No. It's virtually indestructible - like, 99.99%.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That sounds like a pretty big design flaw.
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That would look terrible - we gotta think about resale.
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That property is in a prime location - 20 minutes to the beach, same to downtown.
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- We'll get estimates. - Get estimates, yeah. Yeah.
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(woman) Luke? Luke?
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One day, I'm just gonna take off and join the rebellion, whether you like it or not.
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(melancholy music)
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John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, everybody!
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Now do the theme to The People's Court.
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Oh, this oil bath is gonna feel so good.
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Due to a garbled subspace transmission,
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My God, you shoot small animals for fun?
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- R2, what are you doing out here? - Beep, oop, beep.
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Who the hell are you?
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General Kenobi, many years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars.
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... Joey Lawrence haircut. So I'll assume we can count on your help
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Luke, you must learn the ways of the Force and come with me to Alderaan.
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Yeah, everyone in the neighbourhood has one.
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But if they find out who the Jawas sold them to, that could lead them back... home!
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(♪ parody of theme from "The Simpsons")
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Sorry, private party tonight.
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- I don't like you either. - You don't even know me!
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- Same song. Here we go. - (same tune resumes)
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so I'm gonna assume there's no one in there.

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Well, contribute to pointing your gun at that door.
#3
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- OK, I clicked "Preferences". - Now go to "Default media browser".
#5
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All right. It's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7.
#6
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
#8
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"No, it's OK, he won't mind."
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 10
Ooh, ooh! OK, OK. I'm feeling number 14. Let's go with number 14.
#10
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- My father was a service droid! - Hey, where are you going?
#11
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Oh, man, this looks like the wrong neighbourhood.
#12
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(♪ Minuet from "String Quintet No 5" by Boccherini)
#14
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No. It's virtually indestructible - like, 99.99%.
#16
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That sounds like a pretty big design flaw.
#17
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That would look terrible - we gotta think about resale.
#18
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That property is in a prime location - 20 minutes to the beach, same to downtown.
#19
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- We'll get estimates. - Get estimates, yeah. Yeah.
#20
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(woman) Luke? Luke?
#22
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One day, I'm just gonna take off and join the rebellion, whether you like it or not.
#23
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(melancholy music)
#24
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John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, everybody!
#25
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Now do the theme to The People's Court.
#26
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Oh, this oil bath is gonna feel so good.
#27
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Due to a garbled subspace transmission,
#29
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My God, you shoot small animals for fun?
#30
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- R2, what are you doing out here? - Beep, oop, beep.
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Who the hell are you?
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General Kenobi, many years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars.
#36
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... Joey Lawrence haircut. So I'll assume we can count on your help
#37
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Luke, you must learn the ways of the Force and come with me to Alderaan.
#38
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Yeah, everyone in the neighbourhood has one.
#39
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But if they find out who the Jawas sold them to, that could lead them back... home!
#40
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(♪ parody of theme from "The Simpsons")
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Sorry, private party tonight.
#45
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- I don't like you either. - You don't even know me!
#47
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- Same song. Here we go. - (same tune resumes)
#48
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so I'm gonna assume there's no one in there.
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