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Season 6  "The Big Guns"  6x12

Aired 4 years ago - Jan 14, 2015

Claire is furious about neighbors Ronnie and Amber’s eye-sore of a boat on their front lawn and it soon becomes an all-out war when Phil calls in the “big guns” as back up -- his dad Frank and all his retired friends to give them a taste of their own medicine. Elsewhere, Jay is trying to potty train Joe but Gloria does not think he’s ready yet, and Cam secretly takes Lily to clown school behind Mitchell’s back.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 2
I've got a lunch meeting and then a meeting after lunch.
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What is going on?
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W-Wait, we had the radio on and we were talking about some goofy stuff.
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I mean, you should get an eye patch.
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Brian's sick. Mom, get your keys!
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God, this is a more disturbing sight then Tom Hanks and E.T. in Philadelphia.
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Ahhhh, Kristallnacht!
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I'm going to fire this canon all over your store. Hahahahaha.
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Dear me, it's almost 3 o' clock.
#11
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Oh, no. Privateers.
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I said, shoot it again. But I said it pirate like.
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Well done, you barnacle-munchings-callywiggers.
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Who was that masked man who saved us?
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Noooooooooo!
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I tried to pick him up,
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Um.. I'm Chris.
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Wow, we're having a conversation.
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Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved working with animals.
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and then you'll think I'm made up of two different guys that were sewn together,
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Gooey!
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Kids?! Kids?! It's so awesome!
#30
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and, if you don't mind, I was hoping I could ask you a few questions,
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Yeah, and I'm sure you have fond memories,
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K, bye Chris.
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If you want to get anywhere with a chick, you can't treat 'em too nice-like.
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wait for the beep!
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What!?
#37
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Why in the world I wanan do that after what you just said?
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- We had sex. - We had sex!
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What's the difference?
#40
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You're not the first person whose life he screwed up.
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My man Ranold, who did this!?
#42
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'cause now Chris is all sad and crying and fat and bad at sports.
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Well, what dou you know about that!?
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See, look at this-
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But I don't want to date anyone else.
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