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Season 6  "Fight or Flight"  6x15

Aired 4 years ago - Feb 18, 2015

After a long reunion weekend with Phil's old cheer buddies, Claire jumps at the chance to snag the only first class seat left on the return flight home, leaving Phil in coach. Gloria forces Jay to teach Manny how to defend himself against a bully in his cooking class, but when things backfire it seems that the real bully might be someone else. Mitch, Cameron, Pepper and the whole gang throw Sal a belated baby shower.

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because there's a boy there that is picking on him.
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The kid is just not a fighter.
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You think calling us pretty is gonna get you a ride?
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 4
So, what did she do that was so crazy, Luke--
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 5
Ugh, when did you become a guy? It's gross.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 6
so if you want it done, here.
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I may have, uh, what you're looking for...
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 9
- Oh, I-I had a suitcase land on me. - Oh, let me see.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 10
Ooh. Caramel truffles.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 11
I want the gutters cleaned today, not mañana.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 12
I'd put down the burrito and get up that ladder.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 13
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was a little baby.
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Let's not jump to conclusions.
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That gin-soaked tart abandoned the little bastard.
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when we're accusing a mommy
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Oh, no. This-- Uh, h-here's a note.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 19
Oh, my.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 20
My friend Claire would like to meet you in the bathroom.
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"C," for Catherine.
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who keeps digging into my elbow
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 24
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Oh, geez.
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I'm not fighting anymore. It's not worth it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 27
Well, that's the goal, anyway.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 28
"Thanks for the dumbest breakup text ever.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 29
There was nothing dumb about it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 30
that she's on a plane to Cabo.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 31
sent Moses down the river in a basket,
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 32
- That's crazy. - Aww.
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[ Dramatically ] But, you know,
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 34
Pleasure to meet you.
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But I need you to check your pocket.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 36
Why would I thank you for giving you an awesome weekend?
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 37
Oh, my heart goes out to you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 38
and don't wind my fist up like Popeye.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 39
- Because without that... - I-I get it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 40
What? You were not.
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and he made me that dessert as an apology.
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like it's some rabbit you found in the yard.
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Y-you're very nice people, but we've done this before.
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[ Scoffs ] Fine!
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Honey, what are you doing?
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 46
You didn't have to be so great this weekend.
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 47
Gloria: Wipe your feet before you come in!
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Thanks to me? What, did--
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and wants you to be safe in this world.
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Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 2
The kid is just not a fighter.
#2
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You think calling us pretty is gonna get you a ride?
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 4
So, what did she do that was so crazy, Luke--
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 5
Ugh, when did you become a guy? It's gross.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 6
so if you want it done, here.
#6
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I may have, uh, what you're looking for...
#8
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- Oh, I-I had a suitcase land on me. - Oh, let me see.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 10
Ooh. Caramel truffles.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 11
I want the gutters cleaned today, not mañana.
#11
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I'd put down the burrito and get up that ladder.
#12
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was a little baby.
#14
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Let's not jump to conclusions.
#15
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That gin-soaked tart abandoned the little bastard.
#16
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when we're accusing a mommy
#17
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Oh, no. This-- Uh, h-here's a note.
#18
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Oh, my.
#19
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My friend Claire would like to meet you in the bathroom.
#20
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"C," for Catherine.
#21
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who keeps digging into my elbow
#23
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Oh, geez.
#25
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I'm not fighting anymore. It's not worth it.
#26
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Well, that's the goal, anyway.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 28
"Thanks for the dumbest breakup text ever.
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 29
There was nothing dumb about it.
#29
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that she's on a plane to Cabo.
#30
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sent Moses down the river in a basket,
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 32
- That's crazy. - Aww.
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 33
[ Dramatically ] But, you know,
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 34
Pleasure to meet you.
#34
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But I need you to check your pocket.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 36
Why would I thank you for giving you an awesome weekend?
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 37
Oh, my heart goes out to you.
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 38
and don't wind my fist up like Popeye.
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 39
- Because without that... - I-I get it.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 40
What? You were not.
#40
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and he made me that dessert as an apology.
#41
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like it's some rabbit you found in the yard.
#42
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Y-you're very nice people, but we've done this before.
#43
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[ Scoffs ] Fine!
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 45
Honey, what are you doing?
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 46
You didn't have to be so great this weekend.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 47
Gloria: Wipe your feet before you come in!
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 48
Thanks to me? What, did--
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 6 Episode 15 (S06E15) - 49
and wants you to be safe in this world.
#49
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