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Season 5  "Larry's Wife"  5x3

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 02, 2013

Phil's job takes up a lot of his time; Luke has his friends over for a poker game; Gloria worries the baby is cursed; Cam hosts a funeral for the cat's imaginary wife.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
- Ready. - Lose the hat.
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Charles Bronson's a firm family man, and he...
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
Stop it. Stop it!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
after the tragic news last week from the Andys.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
Yep. Stay out of my way. Sorry.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
Yeah, street meat or coyote chow.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
Oh, so, what, if I were to die,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
This little game you dorks play,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
If you're gonna move your hands around like that,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Yeah, me too.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
I can turn over big things to him
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
Um, that is work.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Yes, I deal with a lot of lonely women,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
I didn't tell Jay, but sometimes Joe even scares me.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
I can tell he's a gentle soul.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
Last week, his eyes got red, and the dog backed away.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
No, you bump into somebody, you apologize.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
they have to move to, um, the forest,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
People get married and then break up?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
to celebrate the remarkable life of Larry's wife.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
I'm so proud of him.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
It's a bloodbath down there.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
I thought cats had nine lives.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
So, Lily, I'm really sorry.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
She loved Larry.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
and I need you to go into my office
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
I can grab them to help you down.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
but I don't winnow down.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
And, please, can somebody catch that thing?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
You know, I just think we're we're better together.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
Calm down. The movie's 50 years old.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
- I'm just saying... - Uh-huh? Yeah.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
while my mom was driving a taxi,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
but the men, they're kissed by the devil.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
Amazing.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
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Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
Charles Bronson's a firm family man, and he...
#2 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
Stop it. Stop it!
#3 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
after the tragic news last week from the Andys.
#4 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
Yep. Stay out of my way. Sorry.
#5 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
Yeah, street meat or coyote chow.
#6 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
Oh, so, what, if I were to die,
#7 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8 #8 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
This little game you dorks play,
#9 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
If you're gonna move your hands around like that,
#10 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Yeah, me too.
#11 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12 #12 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
I can turn over big things to him
#13 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14 #14 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15 #15 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
Um, that is work.
#16 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Yes, I deal with a lot of lonely women,
#17 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
I didn't tell Jay, but sometimes Joe even scares me.
#18 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
I can tell he's a gentle soul.
#19 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
Last week, his eyes got red, and the dog backed away.
#20 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21 #21 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
No, you bump into somebody, you apologize.
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they have to move to, um, the forest,
#27 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
People get married and then break up?
#28 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
to celebrate the remarkable life of Larry's wife.
#29 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
I'm so proud of him.
#30 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
It's a bloodbath down there.
#31 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
I thought cats had nine lives.
#32 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
So, Lily, I'm really sorry.
#33 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
She loved Larry.
#34 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35 #35 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
and I need you to go into my office
#36 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
I can grab them to help you down.
#37 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38 #38 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39 #39 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40 #40 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
but I don't winnow down.
#41 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
And, please, can somebody catch that thing?
#42 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
You know, I just think we're we're better together.
#43 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
Calm down. The movie's 50 years old.
#44 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
- I'm just saying... - Uh-huh? Yeah.
#45 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
while my mom was driving a taxi,
#46 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
but the men, they're kissed by the devil.
#47 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
Amazing.
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