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Season 5  "Under Pressure"  5x12

Aired 5 years ago - Jan 15, 2014

Gloria has an encounter with a mean mom (Jane Krakowski) during the high school open house; Mitchell meets a judgmental neighbor (Jesse Eisenberg); Alex goes to a therapist.

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...aurus Rex, it's clear, by the use of carbon-dating that...
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Hey, Brian, check it out!
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All right. Thanks a lot, Peter.
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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain, Glenn Quagmire.
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We've got some very strong headwinds... giggety.
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My Pet Goat. Page one.
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That's right, Diane. As if the world weren't already scary enough,
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we'll show you how disastrous it could have been.
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But boy, am I angry!
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I feel like this is partially my fault.
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I got enough in my savings until I find another job.
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I'll remind you that I was invited here!
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Oh, come on, Marlee, I know you can't hear them,
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Hello?
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And what does 8,008 look like on a calculator?
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Hey, what are you doing out here? Don't you want to dance?
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Prom night Dumpster baby
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My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it
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- I'm takin' a stroll - He's takin' a stroll
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Well, you're gonna have to help him find one,
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Uh, Stewie should probably never use this pacifier again.
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- So how's the job hunt going? - It's awful, Cleveland.
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Then that's the only answer.
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Then Joe and I will sneak into the flight attendants' lounge
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At which point, Quagmire is forced to step in and land the plane safely,
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- What's "moose stuff"? - Whatever you want it to be.
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- I really like you, Sandy. - I really like you, too, Peter.
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Ma'am, I hate to be a nuisance,
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Both the pilots are unconscious, and we're in a nosedive.
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I know you have a choice in airport sex, and I appreciate your choosing Quagmire.
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- What?! Oh, no! - And that's not the worst part.
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You look like you got something on your mind.
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He said : "You know, I've got a 13-inch member..."
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Excuse me, Hef.
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Hey, Brian, check it out!
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All right. Thanks a lot, Peter.
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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain, Glenn Quagmire.
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We've got some very strong headwinds... giggety.
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My Pet Goat. Page one.
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That's right, Diane. As if the world weren't already scary enough,
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we'll show you how disastrous it could have been.
#16
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But boy, am I angry!
#18
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I feel like this is partially my fault.
#19
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I got enough in my savings until I find another job.
#20
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I'll remind you that I was invited here!
#21
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Oh, come on, Marlee, I know you can't hear them,
#23
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Hello?
#24
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And what does 8,008 look like on a calculator?
#25
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Hey, what are you doing out here? Don't you want to dance?
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Prom night Dumpster baby
#29
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My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it
#30
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- I'm takin' a stroll - He's takin' a stroll
#31
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Well, you're gonna have to help him find one,
#32
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Uh, Stewie should probably never use this pacifier again.
#33
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- So how's the job hunt going? - It's awful, Cleveland.
#34
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Then that's the only answer.
#35
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Then Joe and I will sneak into the flight attendants' lounge
#36
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At which point, Quagmire is forced to step in and land the plane safely,
#37
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- What's "moose stuff"? - Whatever you want it to be.
#38
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- I really like you, Sandy. - I really like you, too, Peter.
#40
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Ma'am, I hate to be a nuisance,
#41
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Both the pilots are unconscious, and we're in a nosedive.
#42
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I know you have a choice in airport sex, and I appreciate your choosing Quagmire.
#43
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- What?! Oh, no! - And that's not the worst part.
#44
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You look like you got something on your mind.
#47
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He said : "You know, I've got a 13-inch member..."
#48
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Excuse me, Hef.
#49
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