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Season 5  "The Late Show"  5x5

Aired 6 years ago - Oct 16, 2013

The adults struggle to make it to a hot new restaurant in time for the reservation Jay pulled a lot of strings to get.

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before cooking it to a perfect medium-rare,
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Then I get mad and tell her to hurry.
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I took San Vicente thinking that I was gonna save some time,
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Nope! Dolls.
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You did it again.
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and just thought, "What I would do to have that many choices."
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All right, I hate to play this card,
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- Then why didn't you? - Because I didn't want to yell.
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Somebody in this family remembers a nice thing I did.
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
They seem to be kind of getting lost.
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are really gonna tie your whole outfit together.
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Okay, and if you're hungry, don't order a pizza.
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In case of earthquake --
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This old thing?
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I don't know.
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Meantime, you get credit for offering to change
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And you do look super-duper handsome in that.
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Come on! You can't possibly think --
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Nice theory, Nancy Grace, but I'm not that petty.
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when you're tied up by a recently paroled pizza guy.
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Die, pizza man!
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Once I changed the earrings, I had to change the shoes.
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It's bad enough you're being rude to me,
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Where the hell is everybody?
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why don't you start earlier?
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so I figured, what's the harm?
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That dress is so beautiful.
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they may as well say, "Welcome to the Morgue."
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Any minute.
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Oh, Cam, no.
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Gloria, holy mackerel.
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♪ On that midnight train to Georgia ♪
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because you keep asking for my opinion
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We chose the exact same outfit.
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- They're fine. - Thank you.
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You will, and you should, and I'm sorry.
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They don't let Manny stay home alone.
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Thank God. Here they are.
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Okay, this stinks. I give up.
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before you make such a big decision?
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Well, do you like this suit?
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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Then I get mad and tell her to hurry.
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I took San Vicente thinking that I was gonna save some time,
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Nope! Dolls.
#7
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You did it again.
#8
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and just thought, "What I would do to have that many choices."
#9
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All right, I hate to play this card,
#10
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- Then why didn't you? - Because I didn't want to yell.
#12
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Somebody in this family remembers a nice thing I did.
#13
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They seem to be kind of getting lost.
#14
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are really gonna tie your whole outfit together.
#15
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Okay, and if you're hungry, don't order a pizza.
#16
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In case of earthquake --
#17
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This old thing?
#18
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I don't know.
#20
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Meantime, you get credit for offering to change
#21
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And you do look super-duper handsome in that.
#23
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Come on! You can't possibly think --
#24
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Nice theory, Nancy Grace, but I'm not that petty.
#25
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when you're tied up by a recently paroled pizza guy.
#26
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Die, pizza man!
#27
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Once I changed the earrings, I had to change the shoes.
#29
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It's bad enough you're being rude to me,
#30
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Where the hell is everybody?
#31
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why don't you start earlier?
#32
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so I figured, what's the harm?
#34
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That dress is so beautiful.
#35
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they may as well say, "Welcome to the Morgue."
#36
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Any minute.
#37
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Oh, Cam, no.
#38
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Gloria, holy mackerel.
#39
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♪ On that midnight train to Georgia ♪
#40
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because you keep asking for my opinion
#41
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We chose the exact same outfit.
#42
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- They're fine. - Thank you.
#43
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You will, and you should, and I'm sorry.
#44
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They don't let Manny stay home alone.
#45
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Thank God. Here they are.
#46
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Okay, this stinks. I give up.
#47
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before you make such a big decision?
#48
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Well, do you like this suit?
#49
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
#50