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Season 5  "Las Vegas"  5x18

Aired 11 years ago - Mar 26, 2014

Jay is determined to get the adults' hotel suite upgraded; Claire tries to win back some money; Phil auditions to be a magician.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 1
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to the importance of discretion in my job?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 3
our luxury bath service, sir?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 4
- Yep. - All right. Thank you.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 5
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 6
So if you see him, maybe don't mention what I'm doing.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 7
Okay, everybody. We have a visitor.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 8
But let me tell you another story.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
When you think about it,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
he bought Barkley, the doggy butler.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 11
You wore two different shoes to watch the super bowl.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 12
This elevator goes to the top floor.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 13
- I want to see an eight. - Seven out.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 14
It's the lady version of Barkley.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 15
Give these a blow, beautiful.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 16
Yeah, I think I'm gonna do a soak.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 17
The miracle... of metamorphosis.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 18
I'll endeavor to prove that some change is glacial,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 19
It's what I do.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 20
I did it! I did it!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 21
Excelsior Plus.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 22
I think I heard him cough one time on a conference call.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 23
Go that way.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 24
Because it didn't last very long.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 25
Come on, it'll be fun. Do it.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 26
I promise you, we did everything right.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 27
Oh, gambling's fun.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 28
- You know, I'm really glad that you came over here. - Really? Why is that?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 29
Yes! Yeah! Ah!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 30
I want to do something crazy. Okay, I'm gonna order a bath.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 31
from that most intimate of V.I.P. arenas --
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 32
One of those -- one of those luxury baths.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 33
Burt says he's gonna be here any minute.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 34
be sleeping in the basement.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 35
Okay, I-I know I messed up,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 37
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 38
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 39
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 40
for somebody who was looking for you,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 41
- but I think it might be just what we need. - Okay.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 42
Dear, no.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 43
I'm not up to anything! I left my key by mistake.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 44
Hi, guys. What's going on?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 45
Gloria, hurry up, will you?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 46
That's not Burt Tanner, that's Long-ham.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 47
You're certainly gonna be clean by the end of the night, aren't you?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 48
Hey. Phil, there you are.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 49
Okay, let me just get everything set up.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 50
Really, uh, rubbing it in on that wife thing, huh?

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Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 2
to the importance of discretion in my job?
#2 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 3
our luxury bath service, sir?
#3 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 4
- Yep. - All right. Thank you.
#4 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 5 #5 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 6
So if you see him, maybe don't mention what I'm doing.
#6 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 7
Okay, everybody. We have a visitor.
#7 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 8
But let me tell you another story.
#8 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
When you think about it,
#9 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
he bought Barkley, the doggy butler.
#10 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 11
You wore two different shoes to watch the super bowl.
#11 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 12
This elevator goes to the top floor.
#12 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 13
- I want to see an eight. - Seven out.
#13 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 14
It's the lady version of Barkley.
#14 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 15
Give these a blow, beautiful.
#15 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 16
Yeah, I think I'm gonna do a soak.
#16 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 17
The miracle... of metamorphosis.
#17 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 18
I'll endeavor to prove that some change is glacial,
#18 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 19
It's what I do.
#19 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 20
I did it! I did it!
#20 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 21
Excelsior Plus.
#21 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 22
I think I heard him cough one time on a conference call.
#22 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 23
Go that way.
#23 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 24
Because it didn't last very long.
#24 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 25
Come on, it'll be fun. Do it.
#25 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 26
I promise you, we did everything right.
#26 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 27
Oh, gambling's fun.
#27 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 28
- You know, I'm really glad that you came over here. - Really? Why is that?
#28 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 29
Yes! Yeah! Ah!
#29 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 30
I want to do something crazy. Okay, I'm gonna order a bath.
#30 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 31
from that most intimate of V.I.P. arenas --
#31 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 32
One of those -- one of those luxury baths.
#32 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 33
Burt says he's gonna be here any minute.
#33 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 34
be sleeping in the basement.
#34 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 35
Okay, I-I know I messed up,
#35 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36 #36 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 37 #37 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 38 #38 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 39 #39 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 40
for somebody who was looking for you,
#40 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 41
- but I think it might be just what we need. - Okay.
#41 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 42
Dear, no.
#42 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 43
I'm not up to anything! I left my key by mistake.
#43 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 44
Hi, guys. What's going on?
#44 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 45
Gloria, hurry up, will you?
#45 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 46
That's not Burt Tanner, that's Long-ham.
#46 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 47
You're certainly gonna be clean by the end of the night, aren't you?
#47 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 48
Hey. Phil, there you are.
#48 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 49
Okay, let me just get everything set up.
#49 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 50
Really, uh, rubbing it in on that wife thing, huh?
#50