S1 E8
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Season 1  "Two Gunslingers"  1x8

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 18, 2009

Mad because her two best friends don't get along, Jules tries to have fun at her birthday. She finally convinces Ellie and Laurie to go with her on a wild birthday weekend, and they accept. But Jules encounters her nemesis with her flirtatious husband.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 1
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I just wanna go somewhere where no one knows who I am
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if they gave away free lipo with the continental breakfast.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
OK, your dad convinced some tourist that he's a hunting guide,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
- It was the happiest day of my life. - Damn straight.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
I'm guessing, like, seven.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
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I thought we agreed on 36.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
Ooh! I call the bed by the window!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
This weekend we're gonna be like Thelma & Louise and Louise.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
I hate her.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
"Say hello to Tanya and her slightly smaller twin, Tina."
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
- She won't find out. - Jules always finds out.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
Which is kinda weird 'cause I'm allergic to pecans, and Jules knows that.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
"Is it OK to have sex in a limo before your prom?"
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
Of course they are.
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It's OK. I'll just get my stuff.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
Where is it? Whitesnake video?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
Come on, Jules, have a drink. You'll loosen up.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
You see the nice gentleman over here...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
Why do you have to ruin everything?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
[Gasps] How could you say that? Good!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
Look, sex is supposed to be an emotional connection between two people...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
but what's done is... is done.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
Oh. You...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
My friend Eric wore this Superman costume
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
Where is that mouthy waitress with our change?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
Well, I had to take Shanna someplace nice because of yesterday.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
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and picked herself back up! And I still get to have a kick-ass birthday
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
Yeah, and then after you put Queen Buzzkill to bed,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
You know, it's my birthday. I'm 34.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
And even though my friends are jerks, the next round's on me!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
Come on, I'm trying to scrape together a fantasy here.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
- No. I did. - Yeah, you're probably right.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
You make it too easy to judge you!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
- You look fab, by the way. - [Chuckles]
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- Still gay. - OK.
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even though we barely know each other.
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Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
The craziest story...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
Maybe you're feeling a little trapped in your own life.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
- Nobody likes gossip, Shanna. - Yeah, they do.
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- What's wrong now? - Shanna was so mean to me.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
If you ever say anything about Jules to anyone ever again,
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[Up-tempo music plays]

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I just wanna go somewhere where no one knows who I am
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Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
if they gave away free lipo with the continental breakfast.
#3
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
OK, your dad convinced some tourist that he's a hunting guide,
#4
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
- It was the happiest day of my life. - Damn straight.
#5
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
I'm guessing, like, seven.
#6
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I thought we agreed on 36.
#9
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
Ooh! I call the bed by the window!
#10
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
This weekend we're gonna be like Thelma & Louise and Louise.
#11
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
I hate her.
#12
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
"Say hello to Tanya and her slightly smaller twin, Tina."
#13
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- She won't find out. - Jules always finds out.
#14
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Which is kinda weird 'cause I'm allergic to pecans, and Jules knows that.
#15
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"Is it OK to have sex in a limo before your prom?"
#16
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Of course they are.
#17
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It's OK. I'll just get my stuff.
#19
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Where is it? Whitesnake video?
#20
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Come on, Jules, have a drink. You'll loosen up.
#21
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You see the nice gentleman over here...
#22
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Why do you have to ruin everything?
#23
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[Gasps] How could you say that? Good!
#24
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
Look, sex is supposed to be an emotional connection between two people...
#25
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but what's done is... is done.
#26
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
Oh. You...
#27
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
My friend Eric wore this Superman costume
#28
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
Where is that mouthy waitress with our change?
#29
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
Well, I had to take Shanna someplace nice because of yesterday.
#30
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and picked herself back up! And I still get to have a kick-ass birthday
#33
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Yeah, and then after you put Queen Buzzkill to bed,
#34
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You know, it's my birthday. I'm 34.
#35
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And even though my friends are jerks, the next round's on me!
#36
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Come on, I'm trying to scrape together a fantasy here.
#37
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- No. I did. - Yeah, you're probably right.
#38
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
You make it too easy to judge you!
#39
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- You look fab, by the way. - [Chuckles]
#40
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- Still gay. - OK.
#42
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even though we barely know each other.
#43
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The craziest story...
#45
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Maybe you're feeling a little trapped in your own life.
#46
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
- Nobody likes gossip, Shanna. - Yeah, they do.
#47
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- What's wrong now? - Shanna was so mean to me.
#48
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
If you ever say anything about Jules to anyone ever again,
#49
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[Up-tempo music plays]
#50