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Season 1  "What Are You Doin' in My Life"  1x16

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 03, 2010

Laurie needs a co-signer to buy her first condo and finds her less than stellar, absentee mother no help at all. Meanwhile, Bobby is mugged by a woman and Travis comes to Barb's aid after her latest cosmetic surgery procedure.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 1
- If he was two years older... - [clicking]
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Anyway, Laurie, you can absolutely afford this condo.
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You're my younger sister, I'm your slightly older sister.
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Mom, there's got to be a line somewhere. Doesn't there?
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Robbed?
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I mean, sure, I'd get a lot of sympathy and that would be nice.
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Ergo, you got robbed.
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You let an unarmed girl take my money?
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I don't want to hear your sex stories.
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- [Door opening] - Hello? May I help you?
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And if you try anything, I'm gonna stab you in the neck
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So, Mom, I haven't seen you since you ran off with that doctor.
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[Both chuckling]
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A rape whistle, to help you ward off other scary lady muggers.
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- How are you not embarrassed? - Sorry, Ellie, can't be done.
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Hello? Barb?
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She pretends that people back their cars into her.
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All right, don't feel weird. We all have our embarrassing family members.
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Rick's not gay.
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Honey, just please try to stay out of this, OK?
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- [Clinking] - [Both] Penny-can!
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- [Clinking] - [All] Penny-can!
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Ah! Ow!
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- No, I trust you. - No, it's not going anywhere.
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I think Laurie would want me to say something.
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I'm sure it's not bad. Let me see.
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- [Rattling, banging outside] - Hello? Someone out there?
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[Laughing]
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Why are there dogs singing Christmas carols?
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Look, Laurie is in a place in her life right now
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I think them, I write them on scrap paper and put them in my purse.
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- The point is, you're a horrible mom. - Jules!
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- Nice try, Kiki. - Don't you dare.
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We've already been over this. I'm more like her slightly older sister.
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So I got to get my niece home, because I never cleared it with her parents.
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- What about you, Face? - How's he Face? He's...
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Stop being such a baby.
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- What's wrong? - I can't believe you don't hate me.
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- Look, that's your mom. - Yeah.
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- [Chuckling] - I made you dance.
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that I wasn't good enough to do, well, anything.
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Hey! Don't do that.
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Anyway, Laurie, you can absolutely afford this condo.
#2
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You're my younger sister, I'm your slightly older sister.
#3
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Mom, there's got to be a line somewhere. Doesn't there?
#4
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Robbed?
#5
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I mean, sure, I'd get a lot of sympathy and that would be nice.
#6
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Ergo, you got robbed.
#7
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You let an unarmed girl take my money?
#8
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I don't want to hear your sex stories.
#9
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- [Door opening] - Hello? May I help you?
#10
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And if you try anything, I'm gonna stab you in the neck
#11
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So, Mom, I haven't seen you since you ran off with that doctor.
#12
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[Both chuckling]
#13
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A rape whistle, to help you ward off other scary lady muggers.
#16
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- How are you not embarrassed? - Sorry, Ellie, can't be done.
#17
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Hello? Barb?
#18
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She pretends that people back their cars into her.
#20
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All right, don't feel weird. We all have our embarrassing family members.
#21
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Rick's not gay.
#22
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Honey, just please try to stay out of this, OK?
#23
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- [Clinking] - [Both] Penny-can!
#24
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- [Clinking] - [All] Penny-can!
#25
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Ah! Ow!
#26
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- No, I trust you. - No, it's not going anywhere.
#27
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I think Laurie would want me to say something.
#28
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I'm sure it's not bad. Let me see.
#29
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- [Rattling, banging outside] - Hello? Someone out there?
#30
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[Laughing]
#32
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Why are there dogs singing Christmas carols?
#33
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Look, Laurie is in a place in her life right now
#34
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I think them, I write them on scrap paper and put them in my purse.
#35
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- The point is, you're a horrible mom. - Jules!
#36
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- Nice try, Kiki. - Don't you dare.
#37
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We've already been over this. I'm more like her slightly older sister.
#38
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So I got to get my niece home, because I never cleared it with her parents.
#39
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- What about you, Face? - How's he Face? He's...
#40
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Stop being such a baby.
#41
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- What's wrong? - I can't believe you don't hate me.
#43
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- Look, that's your mom. - Yeah.
#44
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- [Chuckling] - I made you dance.
#45
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that I wasn't good enough to do, well, anything.
#46
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Hey! Don't do that.
#48
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