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Season 1  "Dating Scene"  1x1

Aired 14 years ago - Sep 23, 2009

We meet Jules, a woman who at her twenties took on marriage and a baby instead of experiencing the dating scene. Now on her forties, she finds herself as a divorcee and eager to live the dating scene that she missed. With the help of her friend, Laurie, her younger co-worker who wants to show Jules to go out there and have fun. Ellie, her sarcastic, married and content to her average but lovable husband Andy. There's also her family, her ex-husband Bobby and her son Travis, who will test her patience, and her new forty-something divorced neighbour Gray, who doesn't believe that Jules can date again.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 1
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I'm gonna show everyone that baby picture of you two
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
You see? It's not a walk of shame if someone does it with you.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
But nobody cares, because when a 40-year-old guy gets divorced,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
Oh, to hell with it. Hey, kid!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6
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- Ryan. Tell him I love him. - I got you.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
I don't care if you fire me. I am putting you back out there.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
- Hey, Barb. - And good morning to you.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
Tonight is the night. We're going on the prowl.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
I'm also saying that I just don't want to become someone that I make fun of.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
Please buy the house.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
- I can't believe I married you. - Yeah, that was a bad call.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
And maybe you should ask yourself what you did to make me do that.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
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You know, ever since you got divorced, she's been trying to steal you from me.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
The biggest mistake of my life, screwing that one up.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
It's a little chilly in here. Also, I never really had my twenties
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
Well, I only had four left, and this is the hand that I smoke with.
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- [Mouthing] Hit that! - Stop it!
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- Hello? - Good, you're home. Come over.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
- May I come in? - Sure.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
Do you like crackers with peanut butter on them?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
I lied to you and I went to a bar... Oh, just go look at him.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
Oh, my God, what if he wants to leave the lights on?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
Hey.
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Yeah!
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We're having grown-up talk. Go push Stan around the block.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
You know why all the junior high boys are stealing these?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
- How about now? - But you and I had a plan, remember?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
Ellie, I will always have time for you.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
Apparently, there's a landscaping position
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
Look, I know you and I had a bit of an awkward moment last night.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
Hey, don't worry about it. He'll be fine.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
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you're not going to. Not when you're 50,
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Hey, nice pull with that hottie, sister.
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Can we stop sprinting? I feel like my boobs are trying to kill me.

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I'm gonna show everyone that baby picture of you two
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You see? It's not a walk of shame if someone does it with you.
#3
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But nobody cares, because when a 40-year-old guy gets divorced,
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Oh, to hell with it. Hey, kid!
#5
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- Ryan. Tell him I love him. - I got you.
#7
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I don't care if you fire me. I am putting you back out there.
#8
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- Hey, Barb. - And good morning to you.
#10
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
Tonight is the night. We're going on the prowl.
#11
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
I'm also saying that I just don't want to become someone that I make fun of.
#12
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
Please buy the house.
#13
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- I can't believe I married you. - Yeah, that was a bad call.
#14
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And maybe you should ask yourself what you did to make me do that.
#15
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You know, ever since you got divorced, she's been trying to steal you from me.
#17
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The biggest mistake of my life, screwing that one up.
#18
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It's a little chilly in here. Also, I never really had my twenties
#20
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Well, I only had four left, and this is the hand that I smoke with.
#21
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- [Mouthing] Hit that! - Stop it!
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- Hello? - Good, you're home. Come over.
#26
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- May I come in? - Sure.
#27
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Do you like crackers with peanut butter on them?
#28
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I lied to you and I went to a bar... Oh, just go look at him.
#29
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
Oh, my God, what if he wants to leave the lights on?
#30
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Hey.
#31
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Yeah!
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We're having grown-up talk. Go push Stan around the block.
#37
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You know why all the junior high boys are stealing these?
#38
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- How about now? - But you and I had a plan, remember?
#39
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Ellie, I will always have time for you.
#40
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
Apparently, there's a landscaping position
#41
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
Look, I know you and I had a bit of an awkward moment last night.
#42
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
Hey, don't worry about it. He'll be fine.
#43
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you're not going to. Not when you're 50,
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Hey, nice pull with that hottie, sister.
#47
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Can we stop sprinting? I feel like my boobs are trying to kill me.
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