S1 E19
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Season 1  "Everything Man"  1x19

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 31, 2010

Jules and Sara hit it off, but when Grayson is overly attentive to his new girl, Jules warns him to back off before Sara pulls away. Meanwhile, Jules' perfect new bathroom complete with a "talking toilet" becomes the main attraction in her home and Grayson finds inspiration for a new song with a little help from Sara.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 1
Seriously?
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- Laurie. - [Ellie] Laurie.
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- [Camera clicks] - Shaboom!
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Oh, I forgot. You don't know me.
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What kind of a skank wears a watch?
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[Camera clicks]
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I've got heated floors, a steam shower,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 9
We're in a bathroom.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 10
Wow, brace yourselves. Grayson's on his way up with Sara.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 11
- A wittle num num... - Oh, no.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 12
[Applauding]
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 13
Downright painful.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 14
- Pursey-cat. - That's not how it works.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 15
[Ellie] I never got this whole Grayson thing,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 16
I don't wanna watch a friend drown.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 17
I feel like photos really capture our collective unconscious.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 18
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 19
Art should never be compromised for the sake of vanity.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 20
So Ellie pulled the whole "to get sex more you have to want it less" thing?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 21
Fish guts, dip, spit, dead rats.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 22
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 23
- Good day. - So...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 24
Grayson, you are acting like a total pursey.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 25
- You enjoy your shower? - Yeah.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 26
but I looked inside, and it was nothing but sex.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 27
I present to you the crown jewel of stolen moments.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 28
What about all the stuff you said about art being more important than vanity?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 29
I'm trying to really be in it. OK?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 30
It's like I don't have teeth no mo'."
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 31
I'm not jealous. I'm happy for you.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 32
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Yep. Get comfortable.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 34
but I do it because I know, ultimately, you're all grateful.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 35
She was pretty clear the first time.
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Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 38
- I'm in. - You just need to get to a place
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Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 40
I stuck my nose in my friend's business, and I hurt him.
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You know, I was thinking maybe I might just crash at my place tonight.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 42
Was it as beautiful as it was in my dreams?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 43
See, there's a few tiles over there that are just a little uneven.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 44
Could be that she's pretending to be angry so she doesn't feel so guilty
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 45
There is no end to what a man must do for a woman.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 46
I left my bathroom to come over here, and that's a big deal.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 47
See...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 48
Sorry.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 49
We want a guy who truly listens to us,
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It's easy. Just treat her like you treat me.

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- Laurie. - [Ellie] Laurie.
#2
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- [Camera clicks] - Shaboom!
#3
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Oh, I forgot. You don't know me.
#5
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What kind of a skank wears a watch?
#6
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 7
[Camera clicks]
#7
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 8
I've got heated floors, a steam shower,
#8
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 9
We're in a bathroom.
#9
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 10
Wow, brace yourselves. Grayson's on his way up with Sara.
#10
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 11
- A wittle num num... - Oh, no.
#11
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 12
[Applauding]
#12
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 13
Downright painful.
#13
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 14
- Pursey-cat. - That's not how it works.
#14
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[Ellie] I never got this whole Grayson thing,
#15
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I don't wanna watch a friend drown.
#16
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I feel like photos really capture our collective unconscious.
#17
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Art should never be compromised for the sake of vanity.
#19
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So Ellie pulled the whole "to get sex more you have to want it less" thing?
#20
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 21
Fish guts, dip, spit, dead rats.
#21
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- Good day. - So...
#23
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Grayson, you are acting like a total pursey.
#24
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- You enjoy your shower? - Yeah.
#25
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but I looked inside, and it was nothing but sex.
#26
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 27
I present to you the crown jewel of stolen moments.
#27
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 28
What about all the stuff you said about art being more important than vanity?
#28
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 29
I'm trying to really be in it. OK?
#29
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 30
It's like I don't have teeth no mo'."
#30
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 31
I'm not jealous. I'm happy for you.
#31
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Yep. Get comfortable.
#33
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but I do it because I know, ultimately, you're all grateful.
#34
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 35
She was pretty clear the first time.
#35
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- I'm in. - You just need to get to a place
#38
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I stuck my nose in my friend's business, and I hurt him.
#40
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You know, I was thinking maybe I might just crash at my place tonight.
#41
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 42
Was it as beautiful as it was in my dreams?
#42
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 43
See, there's a few tiles over there that are just a little uneven.
#43
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Could be that she's pretending to be angry so she doesn't feel so guilty
#44
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 45
There is no end to what a man must do for a woman.
#45
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I left my bathroom to come over here, and that's a big deal.
#46
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 47
See...
#47
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 48
Sorry.
#48
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 49
We want a guy who truly listens to us,
#49
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 50
It's easy. Just treat her like you treat me.
#50