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Season 1  "You Wreck Me"  1x5

Aired 15 years ago - Oct 21, 2009

Jules rues the day when her ex-husband, Bobby, and Grayson become fast friends over a mercy golf lesson that she organized to help boost Bobby's self esteem. Meanwhile, Laurie surprises even herself when she takes on a new client to prove her worth to Jules.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 1
It sucks you're so tired. Why do you work so hard?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 2
I'm wearing matching underwear with tiny bows on the side.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 3
I knew I had to work early, so I blew him off.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
Oh, and I swear, if you don't stop with the hazelnut,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
I'm pulling up. Come outside.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6
Do you ever carry folders right here?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7
- [Mouths] What am I supposed to do? - I don't care what you do, Laurie!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
or play with him three weeks from now after I've spent all this time
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
I was air-drying my skirt and it got away from me! You made me rush.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
- You rock! - [Both] Whoo!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
Oh, my God. You look amazing. Really, I am so proud of you.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
Aw, thanks for my promotion, Ellie. So sweet of you.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
I could duct tape these bad boys and there'd still be too much jiggle.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14
- Sorry. Hey, Trav. - Too late. Scarred for life.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
She's probably bored answering phones.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
- You mind if I call you G-Man? - I do. Very much.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
What the hell was that?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 19
- Why does that work? - Nobody knows. It just does.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
I feel like you're embarrassed by me or something.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
and you can kiss whoever you wanna kiss.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
- Leave? - No.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
OK, do you remember Chrissy, that skank Dale hooked up with,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
You remind me of the statue of David. He's nude.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
I've been doing some soul-searching, and I am in.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
You are fantastic on the neck. Seriously, kudos.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 28
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 29
Work it. Oh, there you go. OK.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30
- Interrupt what? Travis. - Bye, Mom.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31
The only time I ever spoke to your wife, she told me she'd, and I quote,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 32
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 33
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 34
I underestimated the fighting skills of one of our nation's finest soldiers.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
It's not good.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
Look, I did a great job staging that house.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38
but it has, like, 20 hooks, so just forget it!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39
- Hey, you do really smell nice. - Yeah? New cologne.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
- Distraction! - Really?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
Do you know how much his self-esteem is tied to that stupid record?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 42
Bobby's best quality is that he's always upbeat. Mr. Sunshine.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 43
So I put out some food, but this thing snuck up on me
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 44
- You and Bobby played golf today? - Stop it.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 45
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 46
You are coming with me. Come on.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
You broke him, you fix him. Come on, Josh. Try to keep up.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48
It's because I can't get this stupid bra off.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 49
But... All right, I'm gonna get a little corny and brace yourself.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 50
I went to a party with a professional-grade margarita machine,

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 2
I'm wearing matching underwear with tiny bows on the side.
#2
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 3
I knew I had to work early, so I blew him off.
#3
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
Oh, and I swear, if you don't stop with the hazelnut,
#4
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
I'm pulling up. Come outside.
#5
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6
Do you ever carry folders right here?
#6
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7
- [Mouths] What am I supposed to do? - I don't care what you do, Laurie!
#7
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
or play with him three weeks from now after I've spent all this time
#8
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
I was air-drying my skirt and it got away from me! You made me rush.
#9
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
- You rock! - [Both] Whoo!
#10
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
Oh, my God. You look amazing. Really, I am so proud of you.
#11
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
Aw, thanks for my promotion, Ellie. So sweet of you.
#12
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
I could duct tape these bad boys and there'd still be too much jiggle.
#13
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14
- Sorry. Hey, Trav. - Too late. Scarred for life.
#14
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
She's probably bored answering phones.
#15
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
- You mind if I call you G-Man? - I do. Very much.
#16
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What the hell was that?
#18
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- Why does that work? - Nobody knows. It just does.
#19
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I feel like you're embarrassed by me or something.
#21
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
and you can kiss whoever you wanna kiss.
#22
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
- Leave? - No.
#23
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
OK, do you remember Chrissy, that skank Dale hooked up with,
#24
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
You remind me of the statue of David. He's nude.
#25
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
I've been doing some soul-searching, and I am in.
#26
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
You are fantastic on the neck. Seriously, kudos.
#27
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 28 #28 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 29
Work it. Oh, there you go. OK.
#29
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30
- Interrupt what? Travis. - Bye, Mom.
#30
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31
The only time I ever spoke to your wife, she told me she'd, and I quote,
#31
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I underestimated the fighting skills of one of our nation's finest soldiers.
#34
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
It's not good.
#35
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36 #36 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
Look, I did a great job staging that house.
#37
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38
but it has, like, 20 hooks, so just forget it!
#38
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39
- Hey, you do really smell nice. - Yeah? New cologne.
#39
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
- Distraction! - Really?
#40
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
Do you know how much his self-esteem is tied to that stupid record?
#41
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 42
Bobby's best quality is that he's always upbeat. Mr. Sunshine.
#42
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 43
So I put out some food, but this thing snuck up on me
#43
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 44
- You and Bobby played golf today? - Stop it.
#44
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You are coming with me. Come on.
#46
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
You broke him, you fix him. Come on, Josh. Try to keep up.
#47
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48
It's because I can't get this stupid bra off.
#48
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 49
But... All right, I'm gonna get a little corny and brace yourself.
#49
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 50
I went to a party with a professional-grade margarita machine,
#50