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Season 1  "Counting on You"  1x17

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 10, 2010

Jules is determined to prove to Grayson that women and men can be friends without any sexual undertones. Meanwhile, with Jules' encouragement, Andy buys a motorcycle from Laurie to Ellie's dismay and Travis joins Bobby on a man-trip for some "noodling," only to be mortified by his discovery of what noodling actually is.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 1
(sighs loudly)
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 2
Yeah, okay, well, when you tweet it,
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 3
When I realize no one's ever gonna see it. The only time I have for just me is my drive to and from work.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 4
What, are you still mad
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 5
Because we both know it would end in disaster,
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 6
Oh, yeah. He definitely wants to water your flowers.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 7
(rock music playing)
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 8
I'll buy it!
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 9
Where a catfish is protecting its eggs,
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 10
Go drive over it, and then find out who it belongs to.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 11
(imitates bird calling)
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 12
Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 13
Popular? Organ donors. It's not happening.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 14
Trying to find one who didn't want to sleep with her. Oh, hi, gil. This is-
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 15
(chuckles) what a kook, huh?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 16
He also said that you should call him,
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 17
So first things first - we gotta find a good hole. Define "good hole."
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 18
Dad, I'm trying, but why would anyone do this?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 19
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, when did this turn into a real fight?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 20
If you open that churro hole of yours one more time - I had sex in your house.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 21
It's probably not the time.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 22
And I have a strict "you breait, you buy it" policy
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 23
(starts engine)
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 24
(engine revving)
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 25
(door closes) you had to top me, tom.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 26
I'm gonna go check on ellie.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 27
(normal voice) you pull any crap with her,
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 28
(whispers) good. (slaps arm)
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 29
There's nothing to be afraid of, all right? Look.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 30
Is this whole thing my fault?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 31
Well, why didn't you just say that?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 32
Don't be late. I'm gonna stay on bobby's boat for a few days.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 33
(ellie) it is not okay for him to just bail
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 34
This is why I usually don't meddle in people's lives.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 35
Until we decided to go horseback riding. Okay.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 36
Was he pointing to his eyes?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 37
So I didn't noodle.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 38
I'm a man, jules. She treats me like a child! Just come down and talk.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 39
You can go as a contestant. Do you know why she doesn't want you to have a motorcycle?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 40
Why?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 41
(screaming)
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 42
Oh, andy. Come on!
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 43
Come here.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 44
Mm-hmm.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 45
Whatevs. Do you have any red wine? I'm out of red wine.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 46
Witch. Anybody want wine?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 47
Stan's 1. I bet he didn't even move.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 48
I'm gonna cry.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 49
I should feel bad, but I don't. I hate ducks.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 50
Hey, look, trav, I don't care about noodling.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 2
Yeah, okay, well, when you tweet it,
#2 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 3
When I realize no one's ever gonna see it. The only time I have for just me is my drive to and from work.
#3 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 4
What, are you still mad
#4 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 5
Because we both know it would end in disaster,
#5 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 6
Oh, yeah. He definitely wants to water your flowers.
#6 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 7
(rock music playing)
#7 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 8
I'll buy it!
#8 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 9
Where a catfish is protecting its eggs,
#9 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 10
Go drive over it, and then find out who it belongs to.
#10 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 11
(imitates bird calling)
#11 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 12 #12 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 13
Popular? Organ donors. It's not happening.
#13 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 14
Trying to find one who didn't want to sleep with her. Oh, hi, gil. This is-
#14 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 15
(chuckles) what a kook, huh?
#15 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 16
He also said that you should call him,
#16 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 17
So first things first - we gotta find a good hole. Define "good hole."
#17 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 18
Dad, I'm trying, but why would anyone do this?
#18 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 19
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, when did this turn into a real fight?
#19 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 20
If you open that churro hole of yours one more time - I had sex in your house.
#20 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 21
It's probably not the time.
#21 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 22
And I have a strict "you breait, you buy it" policy
#22 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 23
(starts engine)
#23 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 24
(engine revving)
#24 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 25
(door closes) you had to top me, tom.
#25 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 26
I'm gonna go check on ellie.
#26 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 27
(normal voice) you pull any crap with her,
#27 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 28
(whispers) good. (slaps arm)
#28 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 29
There's nothing to be afraid of, all right? Look.
#29 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 30
Is this whole thing my fault?
#30 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 31
Well, why didn't you just say that?
#31 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 32
Don't be late. I'm gonna stay on bobby's boat for a few days.
#32 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 33
(ellie) it is not okay for him to just bail
#33 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 34
This is why I usually don't meddle in people's lives.
#34 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 35
Until we decided to go horseback riding. Okay.
#35 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 36
Was he pointing to his eyes?
#36 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 37
So I didn't noodle.
#37 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 38
I'm a man, jules. She treats me like a child! Just come down and talk.
#38 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 39
You can go as a contestant. Do you know why she doesn't want you to have a motorcycle?
#39 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 40
Why?
#40 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 41
(screaming)
#41 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 42
Oh, andy. Come on!
#42 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 43
Come here.
#43 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 44
Mm-hmm.
#44 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 45
Whatevs. Do you have any red wine? I'm out of red wine.
#45 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 46
Witch. Anybody want wine?
#46 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 47
Stan's 1. I bet he didn't even move.
#47 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 48
I'm gonna cry.
#48 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 49
I should feel bad, but I don't. I hate ducks.
#49 Recap of Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 50
Hey, look, trav, I don't care about noodling.
#50