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Season 1  "Crime and Punishment"  1x5

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 22, 2014

Although Dre and Rainbow agreed they would no longer spank their kids, all bets might be off when Jack disobeys. Now, Zoey, Junior, Diane and a nervous Jack are afraid that their parents will go back on their word.

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Yeah, but you still have an ass, don't you?
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I mean, nobody's gonna spank a 9th grader, right?
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Whupping don't care what you are.
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where everyone else came down on spanking.
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My dad used to have a Rob Roy,
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Hey, what do they do to kids in China?
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Well, I'm convinced.
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In the abstract, yeah,
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It's not up to them. It's our decision.
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You just need to admit it.
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So, what should I wear to the whupping?
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Has anyone seen Jack? I can't find him anywhere.
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What? Outside?
#16
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Ha! Gotcha!
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You know what? I'm about to whup your ass.
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About how when I get home, I'm gonna whip your behind.
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But little did I know, there was a conspiracy afoot.
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Oh, why is she like this?
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Okay, do you not understand what's going to happen?
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All weapons to use against mom when you're killing her with cuteness.
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If we don't come up with a new marketing strategy
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So, that's a yes?
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What?
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Hi, mommy.
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♪ Right now I put a spell on you ♪
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Don't beat him!
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Dre, can I talk to you for a minute?
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Oh, yeah.
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- Rodent-fast. - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
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Really, 'cause I heard that...
#36
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Okay, um...
#37
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Guys, that's like 300 mississippis.
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We're not exactly selling you out.
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Wait. I can't wear this.
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We were wrong.
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Hey, pops.
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and don't want anything bad to happen to him.
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You can never hide again.
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