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Season 1  "Sex, Lies and Vasectomies"  1x18

Aired 5 years ago - Apr 01, 2015

Bow learns from her colleague that Dre never had the vasectomy a few years back that he was supposedly scheduled, so she decides to see if he'll come clean and tell the truth.

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I would definitely rather get shot in the balls.
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and she said, "no."
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Dre, you are not the father.
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It was gonna happen to me.
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But compared to a real baby,
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If it's a girl...
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I mean, pregnancy is bad,
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you're pregnant?
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Sue me? Why would you sue me?
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I make $244,000 a year on vasectomy cancellation fees.
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You know, I just...
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Pam is known for the fascial interposition and cautery.
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Oh, that's the kids calling.
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A wise man would have taken this as a sign
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Hey, guys.
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I
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No, just, uh... just me.
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Stand up.
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Lucky for me, all my best ideas come at 3:00 a.m.
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I think I need to turn on the A.C.
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Just wish I knew a man who would do that for me.
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It's a big, fat, pork-eating rat.
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Here we go.
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T-three of them a-are still in the package.
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Calm down there, sweet cans.
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What?
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We need to sue the damn hospital.
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Well, uh...
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that I finally take the high road.
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Hm.
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That's another lie, 'cause I'm not gonna get that done.
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I'm not pregnant.
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Snip it.
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So in case I die?!
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But I know you would want me to pick up
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As sophisticated viewers,
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so I'm gonna need you to put these two to bed.
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So we'll still be the babies?
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From the novel "Push" by Sapphire,
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Unfortunately, it looks like you have four broken toes.
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Which you didn't get!
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and he reads me poetry,
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Ohhh.
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and the whole house is on fire?
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