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Season 1  "The Talk"  1x2

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 01, 2014

When Dre decides to give Andre Jr. the sex talk, he instantly regrets it when his son won't stop asking questions.

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I'm devastated.
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You know, my parents never wore clothes, so...
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Hey, Dre. How's life?
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it reduces the risk of an office shooting.
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I just told him what my father told me.
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Well, I'm sure I could squeeze you in before I go in there
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"Zoey hasn't said two words to you all month."
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It's like... it's a lot of facets to this one.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
I'm about to go upstairs and give Junior the talk.
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Show me one place in the Bible where a kid talks.
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Whoo. Okay.
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Yeah, maybe about the birds and the bees,
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Trying to do telekinesis again?
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Just gonna jump right in there like that, huh, son?
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you never spray this on your body.
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I think he's getting it because he's always in his room with the door closed.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
But your date could keep kosher,
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
I heard some kids talking about oral.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
So, show me which one of your crew has the most busted face.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
never pick a movie that'll make you cry.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
I rewarded myself with a cinnamon stick while letting bow chew on her defeat.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
Now, who do I e-mail to give a T.E.Di. sex talk?
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
You know, that's a common two-parent-home mistake.
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- Oh, you're laughing. Okay. - I'm laughing.
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and no one's given us the talk.
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about everything that you told me yesterday about...
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- I want bad! - We'll flip for it.
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when he's opened the door of knowledge to his son.
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Ohh. I heard these seniors talking about a position called the triceratops.
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Oh!
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You opened Pandora's box and a triceratops jumped out.
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But you know what?
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You know? That's the important part... out loud.
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Moms like me... basically just me.
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Unless you're in Prague, where it's just called "sex."
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Please, Barbell, just slip and fall on my throat.
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Then the lunch lady popped into my head.
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But the other day, I actually cried afterwards...
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- ♪ It keeps coming up anyhow - ... To avoid him at all costs.
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♪ let's talk about sex ♪
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My mom game hit an all-time low with Zoey.
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- I'm gonna go talk to Junior. - What?
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Yeah, I kind of picked up on that when you left me hanging for a week,
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You have got to tell me what she said.

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You know, my parents never wore clothes, so...
#2
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Hey, Dre. How's life?
#3
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it reduces the risk of an office shooting.
#4
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I just told him what my father told me.
#5
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Well, I'm sure I could squeeze you in before I go in there
#7
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"Zoey hasn't said two words to you all month."
#8
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
It's like... it's a lot of facets to this one.
#9
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
I'm about to go upstairs and give Junior the talk.
#10
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Show me one place in the Bible where a kid talks.
#11
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
Whoo. Okay.
#12
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Yeah, maybe about the birds and the bees,
#13
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Trying to do telekinesis again?
#15
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Just gonna jump right in there like that, huh, son?
#16
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you never spray this on your body.
#17
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I think he's getting it because he's always in his room with the door closed.
#18
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But your date could keep kosher,
#19
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I heard some kids talking about oral.
#20
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So, show me which one of your crew has the most busted face.
#21
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never pick a movie that'll make you cry.
#22
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I rewarded myself with a cinnamon stick while letting bow chew on her defeat.
#23
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Now, who do I e-mail to give a T.E.Di. sex talk?
#24
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You know, that's a common two-parent-home mistake.
#25
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- Oh, you're laughing. Okay. - I'm laughing.
#26
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and no one's given us the talk.
#27
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about everything that you told me yesterday about...
#28
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- I want bad! - We'll flip for it.
#31
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when he's opened the door of knowledge to his son.
#32
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Ohh. I heard these seniors talking about a position called the triceratops.
#33
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Oh!
#34
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You opened Pandora's box and a triceratops jumped out.
#36
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But you know what?
#37
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You know? That's the important part... out loud.
#38
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
Moms like me... basically just me.
#39
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Unless you're in Prague, where it's just called "sex."
#40
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Please, Barbell, just slip and fall on my throat.
#41
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Then the lunch lady popped into my head.
#42
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But the other day, I actually cried afterwards...
#43
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- ♪ It keeps coming up anyhow - ... To avoid him at all costs.
#45
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♪ let's talk about sex ♪
#46
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My mom game hit an all-time low with Zoey.
#47
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- I'm gonna go talk to Junior. - What?
#48
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Yeah, I kind of picked up on that when you left me hanging for a week,
#49
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You have got to tell me what she said.
#50