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Season 1  "Pilot"  1x1

Aired 5 years ago - Sep 24, 2014

Advertising executive Dre happily anticipates a promotion; Andre Jr. wants to covert to Judaism and have a bar mitzvah like his friends.

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Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 1
Oh, why don't y'all go get a room?
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
Why do you have to get to school so early, son?
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
Man, isn't that a woman's sport?
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
Hey.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
You are not in rome! You're in l.A.!
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6
And I play field hockey."
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
So when one of us made it, it was kind of like we all did.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
Killer kris.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
My dad was a frickin' field-hockey god.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
Listen, we're working on this folgers copy,
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
You know, I'm hearing "historic,"
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
Even our snacks were divided.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
More wine!
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
All right...
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
Yeah. Yeah. Hm.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
Excuse me. Excuse me. All right.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
That's right.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
Okay. Hello! Okay.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
Actually, you told me I was coming over
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
I said I wanted to be the first black svp for stevens & lido,
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
Obama's the first black president?
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
Hey. You two.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
You got to stop with the whole pity-party thing.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
Who technically isn't even really black?
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
Tomorrow, he's running from the police in a white bronco.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
This is your dream and this is our plan.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
You're welcome. Mwah. I love you.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
And, remember, really put your swag on it, you know?
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
"keep it real."
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
Liza jackson asked if we could have a playdate.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
Why didn't you just say that?
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
Oh, and, dad, me and some of the field mob
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Are you listening to this?
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
I smell a group hug coming on. I'm going to the track.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
So, then he sent me a smiley face with a wink.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
Dad -- quiet!
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
A black man, because I'm throwing you
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
Hey, hey! Hold on, hold on. Slow your roll, you two.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
Mm-hmm.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
You were the one who brought up
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
If she thinks I'm finished with keeping it real,
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
And lalonde goes down!
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
I thought it was funny.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
Mm! - Andre.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
Bow, I could use your support right now.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
The irony of my pitch, so we mutually decided
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
If they'd given it to someone white,
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
Okay?

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Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
Why do you have to get to school so early, son?
#2
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
Man, isn't that a woman's sport?
#3
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
Hey.
#4
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
You are not in rome! You're in l.A.!
#5
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6
And I play field hockey."
#6
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
So when one of us made it, it was kind of like we all did.
#7
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
Killer kris.
#8
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
My dad was a frickin' field-hockey god.
#9
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
Listen, we're working on this folgers copy,
#10
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
You know, I'm hearing "historic,"
#11
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
Even our snacks were divided.
#12
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
More wine!
#13
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
All right...
#14
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
Yeah. Yeah. Hm.
#15
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
Excuse me. Excuse me. All right.
#16
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
That's right.
#17
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
Okay. Hello! Okay.
#18
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
Actually, you told me I was coming over
#19
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
I said I wanted to be the first black svp for stevens & lido,
#20
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
Obama's the first black president?
#21
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
Hey. You two.
#22
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
You got to stop with the whole pity-party thing.
#23
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
Who technically isn't even really black?
#24
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
Tomorrow, he's running from the police in a white bronco.
#25
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
This is your dream and this is our plan.
#26
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
You're welcome. Mwah. I love you.
#27
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
And, remember, really put your swag on it, you know?
#28
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
"keep it real."
#29
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
Liza jackson asked if we could have a playdate.
#30
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
Why didn't you just say that?
#31
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32 #32 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
Oh, and, dad, me and some of the field mob
#33
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Are you listening to this?
#34
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
I smell a group hug coming on. I'm going to the track.
#35
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
So, then he sent me a smiley face with a wink.
#36
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
Dad -- quiet!
#37
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
A black man, because I'm throwing you
#38
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
Hey, hey! Hold on, hold on. Slow your roll, you two.
#39
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
Mm-hmm.
#40
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
You were the one who brought up
#41
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
If she thinks I'm finished with keeping it real,
#42
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
And lalonde goes down!
#43
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
I thought it was funny.
#44
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
Mm! - Andre.
#45
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46 #46 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
Bow, I could use your support right now.
#47
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
The irony of my pitch, so we mutually decided
#48
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
If they'd given it to someone white,
#49
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
Okay?
#50