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Season 1  "Big Night, Big Fight"  1x13

Aired 5 years ago - Feb 11, 2015

Although Dre and Rainbow find they always end up quarreling on their annual Valentine's Day date, this time around, Dre is determined to do everything right and keep the peace. Meanwhile, Diane realizes she may not have received many Valentine's cards because she is too critical, so her siblings decide to teach her how to give a compliment

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Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 1
How does a boob like you get more Valentines than me?
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 2
"you catch more flies with honey"?
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 3
Welcome to Everly.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 4
But long story short... no ressie, mad wife, marriage on the line.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 5
Oh, here's your reservation.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 6
Oh, you too.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 7
I'm just gonna go with the short rib,
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 8
Oh, okay. Hold on.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 9
Excuse me, garçon! Walk me through this skate.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 10
There's just too much baggage between us.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 11
Listen, Diane, there's something to make fun of
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 12
I see what I did there.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 13
Chicken. Yep. That's it. The chicken.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 14
Thank you so much.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 15
Uh, public land. Out of my control.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 16
You take special moments and you kill them dead.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 17
Uh, okay, baby.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 18
'Cause plenty of women successfully raise children alone.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 19
I hate Valentine's day.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 20
_
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 21
Hello. I'm Keith.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 22
Told my wife her naan is not as puffy as my mom's.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 23
Ours is not to reason why.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 24
But I wasn't the only one with a war council.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 25
- Oh, we just got engaged last week. - Oh, okay.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 26
It's a fight about him leaving the milk on the counter
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 27
I kind of meant just a bite.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 28
You dance well.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 29
I wrote down the rest of what I wanted to say.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 30
even if it's a natural part of childbirth.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 31
Oh, I get it. Now Dre is the victim.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 32
No one else in here is having sex tonight,
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 33
- Come on! - Special sex! Special sex! Special sex!
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 34
Quivering lip... go.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 35
I'm sorry, Dre.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 36
Or I could take it to the next level and be a legend.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 37
And what else exactly would I apologize for?
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 38
Perfect for coffee, perfect for soup.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 39
Go time, Diane. Your first real-world test.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 40
I didn't know they'd be sending a mutant.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 41
You were amazing! That guy was rough.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 42
Oddly, it keeps the peace.
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 43
sippin' chowder out of Shaquille O'neal's big head
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 44
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 45
Well, I never read your hip-hop "Goodfellas" screenplay.
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Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 47
No, it's mine! Give me it!
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 48
All right, look, everybody, shut up or there's gonna be
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 49
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 50
I was gonna change!

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Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 2
"you catch more flies with honey"?
#2
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 3
Welcome to Everly.
#3
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 4
But long story short... no ressie, mad wife, marriage on the line.
#4
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 5
Oh, here's your reservation.
#5
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 6
Oh, you too.
#6
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 7
I'm just gonna go with the short rib,
#7
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 8
Oh, okay. Hold on.
#8
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 9
Excuse me, garçon! Walk me through this skate.
#9
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 10
There's just too much baggage between us.
#10
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 11
Listen, Diane, there's something to make fun of
#11
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 12
I see what I did there.
#12
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 13
Chicken. Yep. That's it. The chicken.
#13
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 14
Thank you so much.
#14
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 15
Uh, public land. Out of my control.
#15
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 16
You take special moments and you kill them dead.
#16
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 17
Uh, okay, baby.
#17
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 18
'Cause plenty of women successfully raise children alone.
#18
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 19
I hate Valentine's day.
#19
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 20
_
#20
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 21
Hello. I'm Keith.
#21
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 22
Told my wife her naan is not as puffy as my mom's.
#22
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 23
Ours is not to reason why.
#23
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 24
But I wasn't the only one with a war council.
#24
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 25
- Oh, we just got engaged last week. - Oh, okay.
#25
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 26
It's a fight about him leaving the milk on the counter
#26
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 27
I kind of meant just a bite.
#27
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 28
You dance well.
#28
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 29
I wrote down the rest of what I wanted to say.
#29
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 30
even if it's a natural part of childbirth.
#30
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 31
Oh, I get it. Now Dre is the victim.
#31
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 32
No one else in here is having sex tonight,
#32
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 33
- Come on! - Special sex! Special sex! Special sex!
#33
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 34
Quivering lip... go.
#34
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I'm sorry, Dre.
#35
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Or I could take it to the next level and be a legend.
#36
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 37
And what else exactly would I apologize for?
#37
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 38
Perfect for coffee, perfect for soup.
#38
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 39
Go time, Diane. Your first real-world test.
#39
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 40
I didn't know they'd be sending a mutant.
#40
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 41
You were amazing! That guy was rough.
#41
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 42
Oddly, it keeps the peace.
#42
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 43
sippin' chowder out of Shaquille O'neal's big head
#43
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 44 #44 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 45
Well, I never read your hip-hop "Goodfellas" screenplay.
#45
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No, it's mine! Give me it!
#47
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 48
All right, look, everybody, shut up or there's gonna be
#48
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I was gonna change!
#50