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Aired a month ago - Jan 22, 2019

Dre's teenage cousin Kyra needs a place to stay and the Johnsons decide to take her in, but they have different approaches to helping her adjust to suburban life. Meanwhile, Jack and Diane try to vet Kyra on social media to get information on her.

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More stabbing involved.
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- Yeah. Mm-hmm. - But he is right.
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But you're lying to these children.
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Ah, I admire your sense of goodwill.
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Look, boarding schools exist
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ever since the Great Migration,
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and now my credit score is eight.
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and if it doesn't work out...
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but you'll be celebrated on a Black History Month stamp
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and my credit score's the best thing about me!
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We are not accepting anybody else into this house!
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Why are you, uh... Why do you have that look on your face?
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And ignore everything that... that he said.
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[CHUCKLES] Now, that's funny.
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Wow. This is really nice.
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- Okay. - Okay. Bye.
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- Oh, I know. - She has nothing.
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- No. - She's not showing it,
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JACK: Man, Kyra posts a lot of inspirational quotes.
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and the bunny-filter selfies is dangerous?
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Maybe she is just normal.
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How long have you been waiting there?
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That book will be something you leave behind
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Just remember... it's not your fault!
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- Irish scones, English muffins. - Mm-hmm.
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Y-You know? No, just give me that.
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Easy. It's like home, Compton, hospital.
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And you're just gonna throw money at her
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Let's just... treat her like one of our kids.
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were acting like they lost their damn minds.
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Get your ass out of here and take your mama's jacket off.
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We have a fake Instagram?
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Yeah, and look at that. And you brought a...
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- Oh. - No?
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You got another name? 'Cause I'm not calling you "Stunts."
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- That guy. - [CHUCKLING] Okay. Oh, that guy, yeah. Okay.
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Mr. Fisher's stupid.
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just doesn't see their greatness.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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We did so good. Are you kidding me?
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Mmm. Kyra.
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I-I'm a little worried, Dre.
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Hey, June Bug! Kyra's missing, man!
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June Bug should have warned us about.
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gang-infested streets of her youth,
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- I won't. - Oh, my God.
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Oh. Oh, God bless you, Pops. Thank you so much.
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♪ ♪
Aired a month ago - Jan 15, 2019

Dre and Bow are furious after Diane isn’t lit properly in her class photo. Diane doesn’t want to make it a big deal, but they decide to talk to the principal about the need for sensitivity toward all complexions. Meanwhile, Junior claims there is unspoken colorism within their own family, and things get heated.

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say they have trouble starring even in Bollywood movies.
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how to control us by dividing us by color.
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This separation caused deep-seated tension
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Like, immediately after drop-off,
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- What? - Hey, what's going on here?
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Mother, why are you touching me?
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And we're gonna go and talk to them about this.
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Okay, well, the point is we have less than 40 minutes
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we're gonna go in there screaming
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Sometimes you need a Ferguson.
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Whoo! Morning.
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- then you can handle anybody else's. - What issues?
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[Car tires squealing, glass shattering]
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Oh, oh, s-so that's what we're doing here?
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Yeah, I don't think is gonna help me get to school on time.
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Oh no, I can't fit all my money in my pocket.
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Calm down, Team Lightskin. It's all right.
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Well, if it's so harmless, Dre,
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Well, I do not want them learning about colorism
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have to look up to, huh?
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- from "Black Panther"... - Danai Gurira?
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That's why we can't tell jokes but you can.
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Drake jokes are not lightskin jokes.
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I have worked for everything that I have.
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They see a Black woman.
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Because clearly we are not gonna fix you guys
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Right.
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A guy who dances and collects flowers
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when they're done with a ridiculous conversation.
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Are the lightskins crying beige tears again?
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and lightskin people ever since they brought us here.
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would you come take me and my sister to school?
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I've gotten some glares from bike cops.
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and only seeing a lighter version of yourself.
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Since when did you become darkskin?
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then why are you all so scared to talk about it?
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So then why do people bleach their skin?
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DIANE: It's everywhere I look.
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You see, now you feel bad for me!
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I can connect with her on this.
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- I'm wrong for that?! - Yes, you're wrong for that, Rainbow!
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That you're Blacker than me! Ooh, and I have no struggle!
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talking about it never goes well.
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RUBY: Kids, I need you to come look at this.
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I used to feel different, too.
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so my dark skin and my nappy hair
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If you're Black, get back.
Aired a month ago - Jan 08, 2019

Dre must take Jack and Diane on a mandatory camping trip for school and hatches a plan for them to escape to a fancy hotel for some pampering. Meanwhile, Bow gets an award at work, but feels undermined after a colleague is surprised to learn that she went to USC for med school.

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- Diane? - What?
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...you don't know me.
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Kids today.
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We should be spending tonight
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- You said it, baby. - One, two, three, unh!
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get the extra credit,
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Is there any other way to send a fax?
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Just another routine bifrontal craniotomy in the books.
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Surprise!
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- Oh, there she is! - Oh, look. A plaque.
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and then put him back to sleep and made sure he didn't die.
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Here we go! Cheese!
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Now, everybody, I am Mr. Solomon,
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Is that a coyote I hear?
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The camp staff is gonna be coming around
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I learned my lesson at the Drake concert.
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I'm gonna need you to make your rounds,
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Yeah, I like to just...
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I love how we're documenting our camping experience...
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only has the slider bar from 4:00 to 6:00.
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Uh, how did you know that?
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- Excuse me? - We've never touched a condor egg.
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but I'm kind of having a good time.
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Follow me, future flautists! Follow me!
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And you went there.
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Don't you think you might be reading a lot into that?
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Unbelievable.
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the rooftop hot tub is closed.
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We're already here, and we're having fun.
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Insider tip... you're gonna want to make it
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Let me confirm.
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hot, teriyaki, and lemon pepper.
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I don't care about the birds, son!
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I didn't pack a tent.
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Hot, teriyaki, and lemon pepper.
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They can come in, but they can't have any of my wings.
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are starting to like things that you don't.
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This sounds really familiar.
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So we pretty much stopped doing things together.
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I think that's kind of cool.
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Ooh, I don't know about this "La La Land," Devante.
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It's fine. Nothing matters.
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Yes, Ruby. Women can be doctors.
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that I went to USC.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that happened.
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Oh, I get it.
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And you...
Aired 2 months ago - Dec 11, 2018

The Johnsons have a tradition of going to the movies on Christmas and they can never agree on what to see. Dre wants to see an important film about Rosa Parks, but they all want to see the latest action-packed superhero blockbuster. Meanwhile, Junior becomes embarrassed about taking a gap year after he runs into his ex-girlfriend Megan at the theater. MORE -LESS

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Justice! Justice! Justice!
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- Well, I don't listen to R. Kelly. - That one song...
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stop your grandmother from harassing Commander Justice.
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Oh, sorry, I just thought
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So that's out there.
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Spending a lonely Christmas at the movies by yourself, too?
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Anyway, love being at the movies.
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My secret dream is to one day make a living off movies.
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A lot of the "Commander Justice" shows are almost sold out,
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Hey, and thank you for bringing your queen
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- Mnh-mnh. - What's going on with everybody?
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All right. Got the tickets.
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And he wonders why Zoey decided
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That's not true.
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Which is your right
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Can't even believe it.
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Yeah, if we want Black movies, we got to show up.
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and... and the Michael Ealys of the world.
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and "Coming to America."
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Thanks, Pops. Now, come on.
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- Can't think of nothing. - Mm-hmm.
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you better hush up and eat this turkey and greens.
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- On it. - All right.
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off movies one day.
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Run for it!
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Copies, wow.
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That is so cool.
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- Is everything okay? - Yeah, it's nothing.
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We'll be right back after these messages.
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I'll leave as soon as someone rats out
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I'm talking to you.
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If we don't support Black businesses, who will?
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Follow the rules.
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Tell me what I want to know, boy.
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You weren't there, Bow.
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I've never once been on a bus.
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- Can we go, too? - No.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Where are you going?
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Here. Let me get the whipped cream.
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Yeah.
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You know, t-there was a post-credits sequel tease
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I would be saying the message behind it wasn't important,
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Cookie, cookie, cookie.
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I'm gonna go to Australia for a walkabout.
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and $7,500.
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That's not a plan, Junior.
Aired 2 months ago - Dec 04, 2018

Bow makes a new friend at work and Dre thinks she has broken bird syndrome. Meanwhile, Junior transforms his shared room with Jack into a frat house, and Ruby and Diane gang up against them.

Aired 3 months ago - Nov 27, 2018

Junior hasn’t been doing much at home during his gap year, so Dre decides to put him to work as an intern at Stevens & Lido. Junior is astonished to see Dre’s co-workers say offensive things and Dre letting it slide. Meanwhile, Bow lets Ruby watch Devante after the nanny quits; and Ruby has a hard time following Bow’s rules.

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with our new client, Hometown Market.
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[Sighs] Okay, guys.
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Ooh, these Charlies look delicious.
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Or... Or the Kanye Western Omelet.
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on my own a little later.
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You bought him a cupcake?
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I don't take cupcakes from uggos.
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and no choking hazards like hot dogs and grapes.
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I'll read your bible right away, Rainbow.
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I'm trying to crack the parental-control code
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It's a creative business, son, you know.
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They know when I sigh, they better tighten up.
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to make sure that we had the best product
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What's he talking about?
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And I didn't go back to Chick-fil-A after a week
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No. Not at all.
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so he can see the final result?
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[Door opens]
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- Really? - Yeah.
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so let's just jump back in.
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All right. Well, we do not want to come off as out of touch,
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- so, obviously, it has to be a woman. - Right.
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We do not want a caricature of a black woman.
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Come on, guys. Can't... Can't we find something fresher
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No! It's... It's not great.
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All right, Dre.
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I'm just gonna call home real quick, and then I'll scrub in.
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- [Phone falls] - Mo... Oh, okay! Mom, can you... oh, my God.
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- Wha... - ...to explore in the ball pit at IKEA.
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Okay. So you didn't follow any of my rules?
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I... I tried for like two whole, long days,
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Yeah.
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Ah, well, you know, son, I just do what I can.
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At least you don't have to do it.
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I can't believe they iced me out.
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The plastic ones that you add to existing tubs.
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Sure, black people are proud
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I wanted you to take a stand,
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I have to always think about consequences.
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the way that I appreciate you helping me see
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Before we get out of here, let's, uh...
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Well, that sounds fun.
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Oh, my goodness.
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When he gets hurt, we pretend to get revenge,
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But I can't give 100% at my job
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Unbelievable.
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Ooh, Splenda. All right,
Aired 3 months ago - Nov 20, 2018

Bow’s mom, Alicia, visits the family for the first time since the loss of Bow’s dad, and she is still heavily grieving. Bow decides to throw a big luau-themed party for what would have been her dad’s next birthday. Meanwhile, Mason has an extra ticket to an MMA fight and invites Diane on the same night as the party.

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And then, tomorrow, all of us together,
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I can't believe it. I feel so bad for her.
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I have work, the kids, and you to keep me strong.
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Well, one's for me, and one's for my Nana Jean,
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You feel me, Chief?
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Mixed Man Action.
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And, uh... Ohh, what's wrong, Dre?
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- Yeah. - Dear God, Dre!
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123 years just... just isn't enough.
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I have created an elaborate scavenger hunt
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Oh, yes, it is.
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just to keep all that extra money.
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I'll be dead.
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I'll put you out on the curb next to the Christmas tree.
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Look, I keep $45 in a coffee can back there.
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♪ I'm leaning on the everlasting arms ♪
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I haven't sung that song since I was a little girl
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- you know where I'll be. - Oh, yes.
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[Voice breaking] I know. I'm struggling.
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We used to do so many fun things to celebrate.
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for my dad.
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It's the perfect way for my mom to celebrate his life.
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Well, then it's going to be exactly what you think.
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- Good question. - Gross.
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I just think a Sunday party would be more fun, right?
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That's me getting behind you, all right?
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I mean, Mom is going through a lot right now.
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This is your only chance to have a sister who loves you.
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Aloha.
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Hey. I got to give it to you, babe.
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- Oh, aloha, cousin Gary! - I brought beer.
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It's like Snoop Dogg's pajama top.
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Oh, hey. Ohh!
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- Yep. - Thank you very much. Aloha.
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Six months after I'm gone,
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Mm-hmm. Got you, Pops.
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Who has a leg cramp and is out front
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- Thank you. You guys were amazing. - Thank you.
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He loved all different kinds of popcorn.
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to take me back to see "Caddyshack," right,
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Oh, God.
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'cause it makes me feel like he's... he's here with us.
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able to do any of those things with him again.
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Oh, damn. Yeah, I am.
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I even found a memento in my pocket.
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It all just snuck up on me, Mom.
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Aired 3 months ago - Nov 13, 2018

The family is shocked to learn that Jack and Diane are not familiar with the iconic music of Prince. One by one, each member of the family works to explain Prince’s tremendous impact on their lives through his music.

Aired 4 months ago - Oct 30, 2018

The twins opt out of the family Halloween costume for fear it will hurt their social status in middle school. Dre and Bow take it upon themselves to protect them from bullies by putting together the best haunted house and invite the whole seventh grade. Meanwhile, Junior starts spending time with a girl from Ruby’s choir and Ruby doesn’t know how to feel about it. MORE -LESS

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without being excluded from parties.
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I was the king of seventh grade.
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You ever feel like you didn't wash your...
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♪ I come running! ♪
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It's an Olive's Garden now. [Laughs]
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All right, you two little babies chat, okay?
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Yeah, me neither.
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about everybody getting invited to everything?
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The summer between sixth and seventh grade,
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You go on and do your job.
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ruling the roost.
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These are for them.
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[Chanting] Thir-sty Twins! Thir-sty Twins!
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[Laughter]
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I can't believe they clowned my kids!
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Oh-ho-ho! Let's go on the Dark Web
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and enroll in the school as a cooler kid
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what you need to do is throw a kick-ass rival party.
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No, no, no, no. No, no, no!
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Uh, okay, yeah, thank you.
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- What? - I love that.
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Have no fear, little lady.
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No!
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- haunted house party. - Haunted house party!
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I am going to use all of my resources at work.
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- Mnh-mnh. - All right?
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32 years ago...
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RONNIE: My mom died. Also, your purse!
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I make no promises.
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Okay.
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I was with Niecy.
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having relations with people.
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Not one more word out of you, young man.
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I mean, you got the whole seventh grade here,
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Jack Johnson, Diane Johnson.
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who will play radio edits of all your favorite songs.
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Hype Twins! Hype Twins!
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[Children screaming]
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Has anyone seen Joshua?
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If you like, there's 40 more boxes downstairs.
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Yeah, it ruined middle school for me.
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Now, I know you want to protect the kids
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Pushing through made me stronger.
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Yeah. It happens fast.
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Grandma, before you throw that at me,
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You know Grandma don't really give a damn
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and it's all happening in front of me.
Aired 4 months ago - Oct 23, 2018

The neighbors decide to rent their house out for homestays and it’s causing problems for the Johnsons. Dre develops a newfound joy of calling the cops over petty neighborhood issues but begins to question the example he is setting for Jack. Meanwhile, Diane develops her first crush and Bow wants to help but lets Zoey take the lead.

Aired 4 months ago - Oct 16, 2018

After dropping Junior off at college, Dre and Bow are beside themselves when they find him back at home announcing his decision to take a gap year. Meanwhile, Jack and Diane begin to question whether they should still be sharing a room.

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Pops, it is not some white stuff.
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You are monster food right now.
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Oh, wait a minute. So... [chuckles]
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Oh, no.
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Watching you and Jack
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You're a young lady now,
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we're like bacon and eggs.
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I'm trying to make my triceps pop.
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Ah, one of those Doogie Howser types, huh? [Chuckles]
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and become the men we were meant to be.
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For us. But not great for you guys.
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I've been an unwilling party
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are more likely to stay well-to-do,
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But, really, it all stems from institutionalized racism
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Except for the 5 Freeway.
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for me and my brethren not to hire him.
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Hopefully, Bow was making some progress
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Fam, you don't have a major?
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Why'd he keep saying "bong"?
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It's not nerves, and... it wasn't just Marques.
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- Do you? - I do.
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I-I don't really have one.
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So, do you have, like, a... um, like, a notion,
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Uh, Junior has no plan.
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- I'm Dr. Rainbow Johnson. - Yes, you are.
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You know what? I...
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I'ma go up there, and I'ma snatch his ass,
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to buy cheap amphetamine salts.
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He's a man.
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M-My bad.
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- Well, I'm gonna go to the kitchen. - Okay.
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You're so lucky that you get to share a room with a girl.
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Junior was a man now,
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Nope. Unh-unh.
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[Grunting]
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You ran the numbers?
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Listen, Dad.
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Then let's take money out of it.
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But a man has to realize
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Well, I've, uh, already done the paperwork,
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A kid who's gonna go back to school because I say so.
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Fine.
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I told him either go back to school or move out,
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and I'm not kicking you out!
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that the world was much bigger than my block.
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and they are still spinning.
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I think that that strong, honest young man you both raised
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Besides, living here rent-free
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I-I'm good.