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Season 5

Aired 4 years ago - Apr 30, 2019

Dre is thrilled when Jack makes the football team, but Bow is against the idea. Meanwhile, Diane wants Junior to drive her to her first real date with Jalen, but Junior overstays his welcome.

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Football isn't just a game.
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Jack and Diane get all those life lessons
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Clean this [BLEEP] up.
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And you think I'm not gonna cry?
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But I would be honored to be your chaperone.
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- I made you a green one... - Guys, I need your help.
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No matter what I say, she won't budge.
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Just send me an e-mail or text or something, huh?
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the way Cindy Demito just lifted me to the top of the pyramid.
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There, there, little bear. You're in a loop.
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- I mean, he loves? - Right, right, right.
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So I did a little research.
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- Hmm. - So no more girls' soccer.
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- Mm-hmm. - ... with a helmet
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- So no soccer for Diane... - Nope.
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More protein, fruits, veggies,
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I need a 2.0 GPA if I'm going to play in the game coming up.
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you want to... tell Jack?
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Because I've already forged your signature on the slip
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Okay.
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I've never seen you take an interest
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And that wasn't even the best part.
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Thank you, football.
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All those college football games I've been watching,
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I'm crying, sweetheart.
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- Alright. Alright. - Excuse me. Getting a snack. Sorry.
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Hey, which one's your kid?
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Okay. Alright. I'll watch the game.
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Good job getting a reservation.
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trying to create some magic.
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- Hey. - Hi.
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at our Cheesecake Machine factory.
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Hey, you can go viral.
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I thought I could get on board for watching this,
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- No! - No, it's the way it fell off.
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Is he okay?
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For a second there, I thought these two lifelong fans
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- it's getting personal. - Yeah.
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It is high and deep.
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- Your thigh okay? - Yeah.
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I love football. Alright? It's a great game.
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I'm always proud of you.
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And maybe I haven't been loud about it in the past,
Aired 4 years ago - Apr 23, 2019

Dre’s sister Rhonda takes Jack and Diane to her part of town in a black neighborhood and claims the twins are scared of their own community. Dre and Rhonda take them to a local diner to show them why it’s so special. Meanwhile, Bow becomes the “office mom” at work, and Junior tries to help her break the label.

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So, yeah, Rhonda,
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- See? There you have it. - Uh-huh.
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Wh... Did a patient die?
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- I'm touched. - Aww.
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- ...just in here like this, right? - Mm-hmm.
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May I please have a piece with a flower?
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But I'm such a braggable kid!
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But at work, you're dead to me.
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Well, maybe there is a less extreme way
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- Oh, stop. - Right? I mean, come here!
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Off Crenshaw.
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Okay, we have a different relationship
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- Looking for a Church's Chicken? - Eh...
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Ah, "inconvenient." Is... Is that the new euphemism, Dre?
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while others become the nation's fabric.
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but one of them is DVR-ing "Riverdale."
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at Staples Center downtown?
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Inglewood?
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...maybe... maybe we should just do the concert, you know?
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Destroying $400 to teach you a lesson.
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All right, Dad. Ready to go.
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You seriously don't remember how to get to your sister's house?
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I can't believe
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In fact, all kinds of famous people lived here...
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to this vibrant community
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and that should make you feel at home.
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because here, you can just be.
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Doctor coming through.
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- I spilled all of the blood, Dr.Johnson! - N... Oh, it's okay!
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You were wiping noses?
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Do I look like your mom?
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you need to call your mama...
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but I thought she was my friend.
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Free at last, right?
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So, this is my brother, and, um...
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She lyin'.
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We know you're Black, with your multiple savings accounts
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So you can wear five-carat diamond earrings
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No, baby. It's all about being careful, okay?
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'Cause it seems like you're acting
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Come on, now.
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Something's off with me.
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grew up only speaking French.
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but now I don't.
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as "Ama-do not call,"
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Now I am the bitch.
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"drama queen," "kid sister,"
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Plus, I have sex a regular amount!
Aired 4 years ago - Apr 16, 2019

Jack is going through an experimental phase and getting himself into trouble, so Dre chaperones the twins’ school dance to keep an eye on him. Meanwhile, Junior fights with his girlfriend, Niecy, after she thinks he spends too much time taking care of Devante.

Aired 4 years ago - Apr 09, 2019

As they are planning Devante’s birthday, Bow wants to be more mindful with all the new child-rearing rules these days, but Dre isn’t having it; Jack and Diane try to change Ruby’s bad habits.

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We've been riding on that for a while.
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is gonna serve you well in hell, baby girl.
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if the reward you seek is not of this world.
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Is the vending machine all out of sunflower seeds?
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Now you can't call 'em "bums," and you can't make 'em fight.
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That... That long, huh?
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W-W-Who's in a secret society?
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So what do I do?
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Uh, look, baby, we need to stand tall
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Okay, I understand that this is important to you, Dre,
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Did you just call me a bad person?
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Okay, I'd be lying if I said
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Think about the chorus.
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Name an instance where I put myself ahead of others.
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I only laugh at Rudy.
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- Well. - Well, for someone who claims
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Yeah, happy until they get a bolt in the brain.
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"It's not bling-bling.
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Like that luxury SUV that seats eight
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The sign of a good person, Dre,
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Yeah. Science shows that those reusable totes
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Well, can you at least save them so you can reuse them?
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I'll get rid of them the right way...
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I love polar bears, but I also love a big, stanky fire.
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I don't even miss my diamonds.
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- That would be amazing. - Just like our public transit system.
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not with burgers or steaks or...
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No... much conflict.
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Hold on, b-babe, babe.
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These were made in a sweatshop, probably by children.
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And now that I was seeing the world in a different way,
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I was excited about eating mindfully.
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Ooh! One rib left.
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Never mind.
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I see you.
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- I ate salad for lunch on rib day. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Sure, not wearing my diamond ring made some things easier,
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I'm not.
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to put all your ideas in.
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Jack, after 400 years of suffering,
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Sorry, Junior, but this strong Black man's
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And that other guy just gave his drunk girlfriend to a nerd.
Aired 4 years ago - Apr 02, 2019

Dre feels like he has made a difference with the diversity at Stevens & Lido as the head of the Urban Division, but when Junior tells him that Josh is his mentor, Dre flips out. Meanwhile, Jack and Diane show their friends a video of Bow dancing and now she’s become the hot mom.

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on our innovations for centuries.
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Black man needing a White man to jump-start his career.
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He doesn't need a Pat Riley.
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Or you could just mentor your assistant, Curtis.
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- EMERSON: [Chuckling] Check out my mom. - [Groans]
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BEYONCÉ: ♪ Okay, ladies, now let's get in formation
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Yeah, it is.
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Yeah. I don't get it, either.
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Did you... Did you say the hot mom?
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They're obsessed with... [Sniffs]
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Go to your room.
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Uh, no, no, no, no.
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- Um... - What?
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Let me mentor you.
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I haven't seen someone lose that many young Black people
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- Well, I'll start with... - See? You can't even name one person,
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- By leading by example... - Uh-huh.
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In the medical field, we have a little saying...
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- ...then you're able to do it? - N... [Sighs]
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for seven years in medical school?
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Hey, guys. Come on, you two. All right?
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if they're in the middle of a meeting
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Okay.
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♪♪
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"Orange" you glad I sliced up some snacks?
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I'll tell you in one second, kiddo.
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Flirt? What?
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- I'm j... Oh! - JOSHUA: Ow!
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...he ties his shoes too tight and says...
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All right.
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Curtis.
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I had these hot-pink high-tops when I was little,
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I decided to let them do a trial pitch.
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I felt like anything was possible.
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"My First Kicks"... the story of your first pair.
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Or the first time you realize that you own 51% of the company
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we're not gonna need you around here anymore.
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You know, from the shoes to the personal touch,
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[Clears throat]
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- It went great. - Yeah, it was going great,
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Yeah, but those were our ideas that they responded to.
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Is what true?
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You think that's why we hired you?
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You're not just "the Black guy."
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And now we got two whole brothers up in there.
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Wh... What?
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What... What... What happened?!
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Sweetheart, can you give us a second?
Aired 4 years ago - Mar 26, 2019

After Kyra's estranged father, Perry, shows up and wants to bring Kyra home to Houston, Dre and Bow work to show him the amazing life they can provide for her. Meanwhile, the kids go on a mission to get her one last chili dog from Larry's.

Aired 5 years ago - Mar 19, 2019

Dre and Bow want to send Kyra to Valley Glen Prep, but after the school treats them like a charity case, they are infuriated. Meanwhile, Junior wants to get a job as Josh's assistant at Stevens & Lido.

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Yo, Jackie, guess who's about to get a job!
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You told her?
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Let's sit down and talk about this!
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to make a new cologne called Cool Diamonds.
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I don't know. Maybe they have her doing puzzles.
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Yeah, we were very, very impressed.
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Barbara, yes, thank you so much. Oh, sweetheart.
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A-And I made a list of all of the female clients
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the Harvard alumni Facebook page.
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- Now, where did you grow up? - Connecticut.
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a prep-peroni pizza!
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"From Compton To The Quad."
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- Can you believe this article? - Right?
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you shouldn't be, either.
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to an elite private school.
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Where's my movie?
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Yes, they did.
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Just because you don't go outside
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and became a Jedi master.
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Your mother is a doctor.
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Now, no matter what I did,
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I don't need handouts!
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Now they see me as just a kid from Compton.
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Damn straight!
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Like the days we spent with the oven door open
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Everybody always goes for the handout.
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I'm not allowed within 500 feet of the "Today" show
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do something big to change it, Dre.
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Kyra Winston will be declining your financial aid.
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Andre Johnson is paying full tuition
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You know what? Here. Um, can we, um...
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The Compton girl?
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She has a brilliant scientific mind.
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who plans to follow in the footsteps of trailblazers
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Hey.
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Kirby and I just had an instant connection.
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You think you're like him?
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- Yeah, I did. - And so did I.
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and that's to focus on how brilliant she is.
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which we don't.
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all by myself.
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What...
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and wanted to pay for your schooling.
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which is why I lied to you.
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It doesn't matter whether you're a Black, White, or a Chinese!
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 26, 2019

Dre is upset that Jack and Diane are getting the same surface-level education about Black History Month that he got when he was growing up; he is asked to make a presentation at the school assembly and wants to bring black history to life.

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You're supposed to email before you come.
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that Harriet Tubman invented the tub.
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Besides, the only thing you need to know
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and people getting blasted by fire hoses.
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The original focus of Black History Month
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Counterpoint... most people don't want to learn
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I realized it was my job to educate that school.
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Yep, come on.
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No!
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which paved the way for our modern lightbulb.
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- Okay, okay, okay, guys. - "To who"?!
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Aretha!
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Or... Or Jay-Z or Kendrick Lamar...
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by introducing them to an unsung Black hero...
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Okay.
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and opening a public school for struggling kids.
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Son, Latimer fought in the Civil War!
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Don't embarrass us in front of our whole school!
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No, Mama, I've done my research.
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Of course... I looked at... DeR... DeRay Mckesson.
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You didn't even eat today!
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Uhh... a-a little mystery, Bow!
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I hate it when the kids know more than I do.
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It's definitely more productive for you to sit on a toilet
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My, uh...
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but we all know
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sex education and drug addiction
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Rubilene Johnson, mother of Black America!
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Who is your Black she-ro?
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And that's a Black person you should know.
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Oprah Winfrey is the first Black female billionaire.
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about DeRay... Mckesson?
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And that's a Black person you should know.
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everything that he's going to accomplish.
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You know, we were in the kitchen
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I'm the one with the degree in this stuff.
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You can't even get on the Black History Month poster
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who said slaves were a bunch of Black immigrants
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Cuba Gooding Jr. had me thinking he was Ben Carson.
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- Mm-hmm. - Yeah, Dad, just admit it.
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Forget it.
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pick whoever you want.
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- Okay. Gosh. - And you know what?
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Your betrayal killed my appetite,
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just like you didn't like it when Junior knew more than you.
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I like it when you keep pushing for the new kids on the block,
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You took all of the lightbulbs out of our bedrooms.
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A lot is riding on me getting this right.
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for another year.
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 19, 2019

Junior shakes things up at Stevens and Lido as an intern; Bow has a meeting with one of Kyra's teachers and learns that she has an aptitude for chemistry, but Kyra doesn't want to transfer to a magnet school.

Aired 5 years ago - Feb 12, 2019

Dre and Bow struggle with the changing times of identity politics and gender neutrality. Diane auditions for the school play and scores the male lead part, but her crush starts spending time with another girl. Meanwhile, Junior's Valentine's Day date goes awry after Dre and Pops have a talk with him about chivalry

Aired 5 years ago - Jan 22, 2019

Dre's teenage cousin Kyra needs a place to stay and the Johnsons decide to take her in, but they have different approaches to helping her adjust to suburban life. Meanwhile, Jack and Diane try to vet Kyra on social media to get information on her.

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More stabbing involved.
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- Yeah. Mm-hmm. - But he is right.
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But you're lying to these children.
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Ah, I admire your sense of goodwill.
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Look, boarding schools exist
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ever since the Great Migration,
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and now my credit score is eight.
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and if it doesn't work out...
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but you'll be celebrated on a Black History Month stamp
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and my credit score's the best thing about me!
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We are not accepting anybody else into this house!
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Why are you, uh... Why do you have that look on your face?
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And ignore everything that... that he said.
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[CHUCKLES] Now, that's funny.
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Wow. This is really nice.
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- Okay. - Okay. Bye.
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- Oh, I know. - She has nothing.
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- No. - She's not showing it,
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JACK: Man, Kyra posts a lot of inspirational quotes.
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and the bunny-filter selfies is dangerous?
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Maybe she is just normal.
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How long have you been waiting there?
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That book will be something you leave behind
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Just remember... it's not your fault!
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- Irish scones, English muffins. - Mm-hmm.
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Y-You know? No, just give me that.
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Easy. It's like home, Compton, hospital.
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And you're just gonna throw money at her
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Let's just... treat her like one of our kids.
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were acting like they lost their damn minds.
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Get your ass out of here and take your mama's jacket off.
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We have a fake Instagram?
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Yeah, and look at that. And you brought a...
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- Oh. - No?
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You got another name? 'Cause I'm not calling you "Stunts."
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- That guy. - [CHUCKLING] Okay. Oh, that guy, yeah. Okay.
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Mr. Fisher's stupid.
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just doesn't see their greatness.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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You really didn't have to do that.
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We did so good. Are you kidding me?
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Mmm. Kyra.
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I-I'm a little worried, Dre.
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Hey, June Bug! Kyra's missing, man!
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June Bug should have warned us about.
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gang-infested streets of her youth,
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- I won't. - Oh, my God.
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Oh. Oh, God bless you, Pops. Thank you so much.
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♪ ♪
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 15, 2019

Dre and Bow are furious after Diane isn’t lit properly in her class photo. Diane doesn’t want to make it a big deal, but they decide to talk to the principal about the need for sensitivity toward all complexions. Meanwhile, Junior claims there is unspoken colorism within their own family, and things get heated.

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say they have trouble starring even in Bollywood movies.
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how to control us by dividing us by color.
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This separation caused deep-seated tension
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Like, immediately after drop-off,
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- What? - Hey, what's going on here?
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Mother, why are you touching me?
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And we're gonna go and talk to them about this.
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Okay, well, the point is we have less than 40 minutes
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we're gonna go in there screaming
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Sometimes you need a Ferguson.
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Whoo! Morning.
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- then you can handle anybody else's. - What issues?
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Oh, oh, s-so that's what we're doing here?
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Yeah, I don't think is gonna help me get to school on time.
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Oh no, I can't fit all my money in my pocket.
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Calm down, Team Lightskin. It's all right.
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Well, if it's so harmless, Dre,
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Well, I do not want them learning about colorism
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have to look up to, huh?
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- from "Black Panther"... - Danai Gurira?
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That's why we can't tell jokes but you can.
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Drake jokes are not lightskin jokes.
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I have worked for everything that I have.
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They see a Black woman.
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Because clearly we are not gonna fix you guys
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Right.
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A guy who dances and collects flowers
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when they're done with a ridiculous conversation.
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Are the lightskins crying beige tears again?
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and lightskin people ever since they brought us here.
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would you come take me and my sister to school?
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I've gotten some glares from bike cops.
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and only seeing a lighter version of yourself.
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Since when did you become darkskin?
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then why are you all so scared to talk about it?
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So then why do people bleach their skin?
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It's everywhere I look.
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You see, now you feel bad for me!
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I can connect with her on this.
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- I'm wrong for that?! - Yes, you're wrong for that, Rainbow!
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That you're Blacker than me! Ooh, and I have no struggle!
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talking about it never goes well.
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Kids, I need you to come look at this.
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I used to feel different, too.
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so my dark skin and my nappy hair
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If you're Black, get back.
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 08, 2019

Dre must take Jack and Diane on a mandatory camping trip for school and hatches a plan for them to escape to a fancy hotel for some pampering. Meanwhile, Bow gets an award at work, but feels undermined after a colleague is surprised to learn that she went to USC for med school.

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- Diane? - What?
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...you don't know me.
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Kids today.
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We should be spending tonight
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- You said it, baby. - One, two, three, unh!
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get the extra credit,
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Is there any other way to send a fax?
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Just another routine bifrontal craniotomy in the books.
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Surprise!
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- Oh, there she is! - Oh, look. A plaque.
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and then put him back to sleep and made sure he didn't die.
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Here we go! Cheese!
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Now, everybody, I am Mr. Solomon,
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Is that a coyote I hear?
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The camp staff is gonna be coming around
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I learned my lesson at the Drake concert.
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I'm gonna need you to make your rounds,
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Yeah, I like to just...
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I love how we're documenting our camping experience...
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only has the slider bar from 4:00 to 6:00.
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Uh, how did you know that?
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- Excuse me? - We've never touched a condor egg.
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but I'm kind of having a good time.
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Follow me, future flautists! Follow me!
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And you went there.
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Don't you think you might be reading a lot into that?
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Unbelievable.
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the rooftop hot tub is closed.
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We're already here, and we're having fun.
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Insider tip... you're gonna want to make it
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Let me confirm.
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hot, teriyaki, and lemon pepper.
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I don't care about the birds, son!
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I didn't pack a tent.
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Hot, teriyaki, and lemon pepper.
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They can come in, but they can't have any of my wings.
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are starting to like things that you don't.
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This sounds really familiar.
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So we pretty much stopped doing things together.
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I think that's kind of cool.
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Ooh, I don't know about this "La La Land," Devante.
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It's fine. Nothing matters.
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Yes, Ruby. Women can be doctors.
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that I went to USC.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that happened.
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Oh, I get it.
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And you...
Aired 5 years ago - Dec 11, 2018

The Johnsons have a tradition of going to the movies on Christmas and they can never agree on what to see. Dre wants to see an important film about Rosa Parks, but they all want to see the latest action-packed superhero blockbuster. Meanwhile, Junior becomes embarrassed about taking a gap year after he runs into his ex-girlfriend Megan at the theater. MORE -LESS

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Justice! Justice! Justice!
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- Well, I don't listen to R. Kelly. - That one song...
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stop your grandmother from harassing Commander Justice.
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Oh, sorry, I just thought
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So that's out there.
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Spending a lonely Christmas at the movies by yourself, too?
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Anyway, love being at the movies.
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My secret dream is to one day make a living off movies.
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A lot of the "Commander Justice" shows are almost sold out,
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Hey, and thank you for bringing your queen
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- Mnh-mnh. - What's going on with everybody?
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All right. Got the tickets.
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And he wonders why Zoey decided
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That's not true.
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Which is your right
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Can't even believe it.
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Yeah, if we want Black movies, we got to show up.
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and... and the Michael Ealys of the world.
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and "Coming to America."
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Thanks, Pops. Now, come on.
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- Can't think of nothing. - Mm-hmm.
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you better hush up and eat this turkey and greens.
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- On it. - All right.
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off movies one day.
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Run for it!
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Copies, wow.
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That is so cool.
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- Is everything okay? - Yeah, it's nothing.
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We'll be right back after these messages.
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I'll leave as soon as someone rats out
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I'm talking to you.
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If we don't support Black businesses, who will?
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Follow the rules.
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Tell me what I want to know, boy.
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You weren't there, Bow.
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I've never once been on a bus.
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- Can we go, too? - No.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Where are you going?
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Here. Let me get the whipped cream.
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Yeah.
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You know, t-there was a post-credits sequel tease
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I would be saying the message behind it wasn't important,
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Cookie, cookie, cookie.
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I'm gonna go to Australia for a walkabout.
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and $7,500.
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That's not a plan, Junior.
Aired 5 years ago - Dec 04, 2018

Bow makes a new friend at work and Dre thinks she has broken bird syndrome. Meanwhile, Junior transforms his shared room with Jack into a frat house, and Ruby and Diane gang up against them.

Aired 5 years ago - Nov 27, 2018

Junior hasn’t been doing much at home during his gap year, so Dre decides to put him to work as an intern at Stevens & Lido. Junior is astonished to see Dre’s co-workers say offensive things and Dre letting it slide. Meanwhile, Bow lets Ruby watch Devante after the nanny quits; and Ruby has a hard time following Bow’s rules.

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with our new client, Hometown Market.
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[Sighs] Okay, guys.
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Ooh, these Charlies look delicious.
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Or... Or the Kanye Western Omelet.
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on my own a little later.
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You bought him a cupcake?
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I don't take cupcakes from uggos.
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and no choking hazards like hot dogs and grapes.
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I'll read your bible right away, Rainbow.
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I'm trying to crack the parental-control code
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It's a creative business, son, you know.
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They know when I sigh, they better tighten up.
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to make sure that we had the best product
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What's he talking about?
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And I didn't go back to Chick-fil-A after a week
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No. Not at all.
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so he can see the final result?
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[Door opens]
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- Really? - Yeah.
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so let's just jump back in.
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All right. Well, we do not want to come off as out of touch,
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- so, obviously, it has to be a woman. - Right.
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We do not want a caricature of a black woman.
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Come on, guys. Can't... Can't we find something fresher
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No! It's... It's not great.
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All right, Dre.
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I'm just gonna call home real quick, and then I'll scrub in.
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- [Phone falls] - Mo... Oh, okay! Mom, can you... oh, my God.
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- Wha... - ...to explore in the ball pit at IKEA.
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Okay. So you didn't follow any of my rules?
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I... I tried for like two whole, long days,
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Yeah.
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Ah, well, you know, son, I just do what I can.
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At least you don't have to do it.
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I can't believe they iced me out.
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The plastic ones that you add to existing tubs.
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Sure, black people are proud
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I wanted you to take a stand,
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I have to always think about consequences.
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the way that I appreciate you helping me see
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Before we get out of here, let's, uh...
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Well, that sounds fun.
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Oh, my goodness.
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When he gets hurt, we pretend to get revenge,
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But I can't give 100% at my job
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Unbelievable.
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Ooh, Splenda. All right,
Aired 5 years ago - Nov 20, 2018

Bow’s mom, Alicia, visits the family for the first time since the loss of Bow’s dad, and she is still heavily grieving. Bow decides to throw a big luau-themed party for what would have been her dad’s next birthday. Meanwhile, Mason has an extra ticket to an MMA fight and invites Diane on the same night as the party.

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And then, tomorrow, all of us together,
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I can't believe it. I feel so bad for her.
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I have work, the kids, and you to keep me strong.
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Well, one's for me, and one's for my Nana Jean,
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You feel me, Chief?
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Mixed Man Action.
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And, uh... Ohh, what's wrong, Dre?
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- Yeah. - Dear God, Dre!
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123 years just... just isn't enough.
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I have created an elaborate scavenger hunt
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Oh, yes, it is.
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just to keep all that extra money.
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I'll be dead.
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I'll put you out on the curb next to the Christmas tree.
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Look, I keep $45 in a coffee can back there.
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♪ I'm leaning on the everlasting arms ♪
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I haven't sung that song since I was a little girl
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- you know where I'll be. - Oh, yes.
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[Voice breaking] I know. I'm struggling.
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We used to do so many fun things to celebrate.
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for my dad.
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It's the perfect way for my mom to celebrate his life.
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Well, then it's going to be exactly what you think.
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- Good question. - Gross.
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I just think a Sunday party would be more fun, right?
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That's me getting behind you, all right?
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I mean, Mom is going through a lot right now.
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This is your only chance to have a sister who loves you.
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Aloha.
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Hey. I got to give it to you, babe.
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- Oh, aloha, cousin Gary! - I brought beer.
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It's like Snoop Dogg's pajama top.
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Oh, hey. Ohh!
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- Yep. - Thank you very much. Aloha.
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Six months after I'm gone,
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Mm-hmm. Got you, Pops.
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Who has a leg cramp and is out front
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- Thank you. You guys were amazing. - Thank you.
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He loved all different kinds of popcorn.
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to take me back to see "Caddyshack," right,
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Oh, God.
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'cause it makes me feel like he's... he's here with us.
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able to do any of those things with him again.
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Oh, damn. Yeah, I am.
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I even found a memento in my pocket.
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It all just snuck up on me, Mom.
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Aired 5 years ago - Nov 13, 2018

The family is shocked to learn that Jack and Diane are not familiar with the iconic music of Prince. One by one, each member of the family works to explain Prince’s tremendous impact on their lives through his music.

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 30, 2018

The twins opt out of the family Halloween costume for fear it will hurt their social status in middle school. Dre and Bow take it upon themselves to protect them from bullies by putting together the best haunted house and invite the whole seventh grade. Meanwhile, Junior starts spending time with a girl from Ruby’s choir and Ruby doesn’t know how to feel about it. MORE -LESS

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without being excluded from parties.
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I was the king of seventh grade.
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You ever feel like you didn't wash your...
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♪ I come running! ♪
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It's an Olive's Garden now. [Laughs]
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All right, you two little babies chat, okay?
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Yeah, me neither.
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about everybody getting invited to everything?
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The summer between sixth and seventh grade,
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You go on and do your job.
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ruling the roost.
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These are for them.
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[Chanting] Thir-sty Twins! Thir-sty Twins!
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[Laughter]
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I can't believe they clowned my kids!
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Oh-ho-ho! Let's go on the Dark Web
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and enroll in the school as a cooler kid
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what you need to do is throw a kick-ass rival party.
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No, no, no, no. No, no, no!
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Uh, okay, yeah, thank you.
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- What? - I love that.
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Have no fear, little lady.
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No!
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- haunted house party. - Haunted house party!
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I am going to use all of my resources at work.
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- Mnh-mnh. - All right?
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32 years ago...
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RONNIE: My mom died. Also, your purse!
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I make no promises.
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Okay.
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I was with Niecy.
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having relations with people.
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Not one more word out of you, young man.
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I mean, you got the whole seventh grade here,
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Jack Johnson, Diane Johnson.
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who will play radio edits of all your favorite songs.
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Hype Twins! Hype Twins!
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[Children screaming]
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Has anyone seen Joshua?
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If you like, there's 40 more boxes downstairs.
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Yeah, it ruined middle school for me.
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Now, I know you want to protect the kids
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Pushing through made me stronger.
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Yeah. It happens fast.
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Grandma, before you throw that at me,
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You know Grandma don't really give a damn
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and it's all happening in front of me.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 23, 2018

The neighbors decide to rent their house out for homestays and it’s causing problems for the Johnsons. Dre develops a newfound joy of calling the cops over petty neighborhood issues but begins to question the example he is setting for Jack. Meanwhile, Diane develops her first crush and Bow wants to help but lets Zoey take the lead.

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 16, 2018

After dropping Junior off at college, Dre and Bow are beside themselves when they find him back at home announcing his decision to take a gap year. Meanwhile, Jack and Diane begin to question whether they should still be sharing a room.

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Pops, it is not some white stuff.
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You are monster food right now.
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Oh, wait a minute. So... [chuckles]
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Oh, no.
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Watching you and Jack
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You're a young lady now,
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we're like bacon and eggs.
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I'm trying to make my triceps pop.
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Ah, one of those Doogie Howser types, huh? [Chuckles]
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and become the men we were meant to be.
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For us. But not great for you guys.
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I've been an unwilling party
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are more likely to stay well-to-do,
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But, really, it all stems from institutionalized racism
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Except for the 5 Freeway.
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for me and my brethren not to hire him.
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Hopefully, Bow was making some progress
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Fam, you don't have a major?
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Why'd he keep saying "bong"?
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It's not nerves, and... it wasn't just Marques.
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- Do you? - I do.
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I-I don't really have one.
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So, do you have, like, a... um, like, a notion,
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Uh, Junior has no plan.
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- I'm Dr. Rainbow Johnson. - Yes, you are.
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You know what? I...
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I'ma go up there, and I'ma snatch his ass,
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to buy cheap amphetamine salts.
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He's a man.
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M-My bad.
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- Well, I'm gonna go to the kitchen. - Okay.
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You're so lucky that you get to share a room with a girl.
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Junior was a man now,
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Nope. Unh-unh.
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[Grunting]
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You ran the numbers?
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Listen, Dad.
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Then let's take money out of it.
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But a man has to realize
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Well, I've, uh, already done the paperwork,
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A kid who's gonna go back to school because I say so.
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Fine.
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I told him either go back to school or move out,
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and I'm not kicking you out!
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that the world was much bigger than my block.
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and they are still spinning.
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I think that that strong, honest young man you both raised
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Besides, living here rent-free
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I-I'm good.