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Season 5  "Wilds of Valley Glen"  5x9

Aired 5 years ago - Jan 08, 2019

Dre must take Jack and Diane on a mandatory camping trip for school and hatches a plan for them to escape to a fancy hotel for some pampering. Meanwhile, Bow gets an award at work, but feels undermined after a colleague is surprised to learn that she went to USC for med school.

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Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 1
- Diane? - What?
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...you don't know me.
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Kids today.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 4
We should be spending tonight
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
- You said it, baby. - One, two, three, unh!
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 6
get the extra credit,
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
Is there any other way to send a fax?
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
Just another routine bifrontal craniotomy in the books.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
Surprise!
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
- Oh, there she is! - Oh, look. A plaque.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
and then put him back to sleep and made sure he didn't die.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
Here we go! Cheese!
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
Now, everybody, I am Mr. Solomon,
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
Is that a coyote I hear?
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
The camp staff is gonna be coming around
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
I learned my lesson at the Drake concert.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
I'm gonna need you to make your rounds,
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
Yeah, I like to just...
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
I love how we're documenting our camping experience...
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
only has the slider bar from 4:00 to 6:00.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
Uh, how did you know that?
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
- Excuse me? - We've never touched a condor egg.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
but I'm kind of having a good time.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
Follow me, future flautists! Follow me!
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
And you went there.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
Don't you think you might be reading a lot into that?
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
Unbelievable.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
the rooftop hot tub is closed.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
We're already here, and we're having fun.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
Insider tip... you're gonna want to make it
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Let me confirm.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
hot, teriyaki, and lemon pepper.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
I don't care about the birds, son!
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
I didn't pack a tent.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
Hot, teriyaki, and lemon pepper.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
They can come in, but they can't have any of my wings.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
are starting to like things that you don't.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40
This sounds really familiar.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41
So we pretty much stopped doing things together.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
I think that's kind of cool.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
Ooh, I don't know about this "La La Land," Devante.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
It's fine. Nothing matters.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45
Yes, Ruby. Women can be doctors.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
that I went to USC.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that happened.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
Oh, I get it.
 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 50
And you...

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Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 2
...you don't know me.
#2 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 3
Kids today.
#3 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 4
We should be spending tonight
#4 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
- You said it, baby. - One, two, three, unh!
#5 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 6
get the extra credit,
#6 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
Is there any other way to send a fax?
#7 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
Just another routine bifrontal craniotomy in the books.
#8 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
Surprise!
#9 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
- Oh, there she is! - Oh, look. A plaque.
#10 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
and then put him back to sleep and made sure he didn't die.
#11 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
Here we go! Cheese!
#12 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
Now, everybody, I am Mr. Solomon,
#13 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
Is that a coyote I hear?
#14 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
The camp staff is gonna be coming around
#15 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
I learned my lesson at the Drake concert.
#16 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
I'm gonna need you to make your rounds,
#17 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
Yeah, I like to just...
#18 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
I love how we're documenting our camping experience...
#19 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
only has the slider bar from 4:00 to 6:00.
#20 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
Uh, how did you know that?
#21 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
- Excuse me? - We've never touched a condor egg.
#22 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
but I'm kind of having a good time.
#23 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
Follow me, future flautists! Follow me!
#24 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
And you went there.
#25 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
Don't you think you might be reading a lot into that?
#26 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27 #27 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
Unbelievable.
#28 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
the rooftop hot tub is closed.
#29 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
We're already here, and we're having fun.
#30 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
Insider tip... you're gonna want to make it
#31 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Let me confirm.
#32 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
hot, teriyaki, and lemon pepper.
#33 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
I don't care about the birds, son!
#34 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35 #35 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
I didn't pack a tent.
#36 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
Hot, teriyaki, and lemon pepper.
#37 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
They can come in, but they can't have any of my wings.
#38 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
are starting to like things that you don't.
#39 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40
This sounds really familiar.
#40 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41
So we pretty much stopped doing things together.
#41 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
I think that's kind of cool.
#42 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
Ooh, I don't know about this "La La Land," Devante.
#43 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
It's fine. Nothing matters.
#44 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45
Yes, Ruby. Women can be doctors.
#45 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
that I went to USC.
#46 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that happened.
#47 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48 #48 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
Oh, I get it.
#49 Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 50
And you...
#50