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Season 5  "Andre Johnson: Good Person"  5x18

Aired 4 months ago - Apr 09, 2019

As they are planning Devante’s birthday, Bow wants to be more mindful with all the new child-rearing rules these days, but Dre isn’t having it; Jack and Diane try to change Ruby’s bad habits.

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We've been riding on that for a while.
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is gonna serve you well in hell, baby girl.
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if the reward you seek is not of this world.
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Is the vending machine all out of sunflower seeds?
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Now you can't call 'em "bums," and you can't make 'em fight.
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That... That long, huh?
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W-W-Who's in a secret society?
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So what do I do?
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Uh, look, baby, we need to stand tall
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Okay, I understand that this is important to you, Dre,
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Did you just call me a bad person?
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Okay, I'd be lying if I said
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Think about the chorus.
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Name an instance where I put myself ahead of others.
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I only laugh at Rudy.
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- Well. - Well, for someone who claims
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Yeah, happy until they get a bolt in the brain.
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"It's not bling-bling.
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Like that luxury SUV that seats eight
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The sign of a good person, Dre,
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Yeah. Science shows that those reusable totes
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Well, can you at least save them so you can reuse them?
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I'll get rid of them the right way...
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I love polar bears, but I also love a big, stanky fire.
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I don't even miss my diamonds.
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- That would be amazing. - Just like our public transit system.
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not with burgers or steaks or...
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No... much conflict.
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Hold on, b-babe, babe.
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These were made in a sweatshop, probably by children.
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And now that I was seeing the world in a different way,
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I was excited about eating mindfully.
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Ooh! One rib left.
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Never mind.
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I see you.
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- I ate salad for lunch on rib day. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Sure, not wearing my diamond ring made some things easier,
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I'm not.
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to put all your ideas in.
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Jack, after 400 years of suffering,
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Sorry, Junior, but this strong Black man's
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And that other guy just gave his drunk girlfriend to a nerd.

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is gonna serve you well in hell, baby girl.
#3
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if the reward you seek is not of this world.
#4
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Is the vending machine all out of sunflower seeds?
#5
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Now you can't call 'em "bums," and you can't make 'em fight.
#6
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 7
That... That long, huh?
#7
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 8
W-W-Who's in a secret society?
#8
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
So what do I do?
#9
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
Uh, look, baby, we need to stand tall
#10
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Okay, I understand that this is important to you, Dre,
#11
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 12
Did you just call me a bad person?
#12
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Okay, I'd be lying if I said
#13
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Think about the chorus.
#14
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Name an instance where I put myself ahead of others.
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I only laugh at Rudy.
#17
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- Well. - Well, for someone who claims
#18
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Yeah, happy until they get a bolt in the brain.
#19
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"It's not bling-bling.
#20
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Like that luxury SUV that seats eight
#21
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The sign of a good person, Dre,
#22
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Yeah. Science shows that those reusable totes
#24
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Well, can you at least save them so you can reuse them?
#25
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I'll get rid of them the right way...
#26
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 27
I love polar bears, but I also love a big, stanky fire.
#27
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 28
I don't even miss my diamonds.
#28
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- That would be amazing. - Just like our public transit system.
#29
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not with burgers or steaks or...
#30
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No... much conflict.
#31
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Hold on, b-babe, babe.
#32
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These were made in a sweatshop, probably by children.
#34
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And now that I was seeing the world in a different way,
#35
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I was excited about eating mindfully.
#36
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Ooh! One rib left.
#37
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Never mind.
#38
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I see you.
#39
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- I ate salad for lunch on rib day. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
#41
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Sure, not wearing my diamond ring made some things easier,
#42
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I'm not.
#44
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to put all your ideas in.
#46
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Jack, after 400 years of suffering,
#47
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Sorry, Junior, but this strong Black man's
#48
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And that other guy just gave his drunk girlfriend to a nerd.
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