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Season 5  "Scarred for Life"  5x3

Aired 10 months ago - Oct 30, 2018

The twins opt out of the family Halloween costume for fear it will hurt their social status in middle school. Dre and Bow take it upon themselves to protect them from bullies by putting together the best haunted house and invite the whole seventh grade. Meanwhile, Junior starts spending time with a girl from Ruby’s choir and Ruby doesn’t know how to feel about it.

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without being excluded from parties.
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I was the king of seventh grade.
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You ever feel like you didn't wash your...
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♪ I come running! ♪
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It's an Olive's Garden now. [Laughs]
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All right, you two little babies chat, okay?
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Yeah, me neither.
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about everybody getting invited to everything?
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The summer between sixth and seventh grade,
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You go on and do your job.
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ruling the roost.
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These are for them.
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[Chanting] Thir-sty Twins! Thir-sty Twins!
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[Laughter]
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I can't believe they clowned my kids!
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Oh-ho-ho! Let's go on the Dark Web
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and enroll in the school as a cooler kid
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what you need to do is throw a kick-ass rival party.
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No, no, no, no. No, no, no!
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Uh, okay, yeah, thank you.
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- What? - I love that.
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Have no fear, little lady.
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No!
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- haunted house party. - Haunted house party!
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I am going to use all of my resources at work.
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- Mnh-mnh. - All right?
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32 years ago...
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RONNIE: My mom died. Also, your purse!
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I make no promises.
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Okay.
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I was with Niecy.
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having relations with people.
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Not one more word out of you, young man.
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I mean, you got the whole seventh grade here,
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Jack Johnson, Diane Johnson.
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who will play radio edits of all your favorite songs.
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Hype Twins! Hype Twins!
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[Children screaming]
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Has anyone seen Joshua?
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If you like, there's 40 more boxes downstairs.
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Yeah, it ruined middle school for me.
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Now, I know you want to protect the kids
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Pushing through made me stronger.
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Yeah. It happens fast.
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Grandma, before you throw that at me,
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You know Grandma don't really give a damn
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and it's all happening in front of me.

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I was the king of seventh grade.
#2
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
You ever feel like you didn't wash your...
#3
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
♪ I come running! ♪
#4
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It's an Olive's Garden now. [Laughs]
#5
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All right, you two little babies chat, okay?
#6
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Yeah, me neither.
#7
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about everybody getting invited to everything?
#9
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
The summer between sixth and seventh grade,
#10
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
You go on and do your job.
#11
Recap of black-ish Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
ruling the roost.
#12
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These are for them.
#13
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[Chanting] Thir-sty Twins! Thir-sty Twins!
#14
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[Laughter]
#15
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I can't believe they clowned my kids!
#16
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Oh-ho-ho! Let's go on the Dark Web
#17
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and enroll in the school as a cooler kid
#18
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what you need to do is throw a kick-ass rival party.
#19
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No, no, no, no. No, no, no!
#20
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Uh, okay, yeah, thank you.
#21
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- What? - I love that.
#22
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Have no fear, little lady.
#23
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No!
#24
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- haunted house party. - Haunted house party!
#25
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I am going to use all of my resources at work.
#26
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- Mnh-mnh. - All right?
#27
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32 years ago...
#28
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RONNIE: My mom died. Also, your purse!
#29
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I make no promises.
#30
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Okay.
#31
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I was with Niecy.
#32
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having relations with people.
#33
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Not one more word out of you, young man.
#34
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I mean, you got the whole seventh grade here,
#35
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Jack Johnson, Diane Johnson.
#36
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who will play radio edits of all your favorite songs.
#37
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Hype Twins! Hype Twins!
#38
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[Children screaming]
#39
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Has anyone seen Joshua?
#40
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If you like, there's 40 more boxes downstairs.
#41
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Yeah, it ruined middle school for me.
#43
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Now, I know you want to protect the kids
#44
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Pushing through made me stronger.
#45
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Yeah. It happens fast.
#46
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Grandma, before you throw that at me,
#48
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You know Grandma don't really give a damn
#49
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and it's all happening in front of me.
#50