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Season 1  "Sex, Lies and Vasectomies"  1x18

Aired 9 years ago - Apr 01, 2015

Bow learns from her colleague that Dre never had the vasectomy a few years back that he was supposedly scheduled, so she decides to see if he'll come clean and tell the truth.

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Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 1
Okay, uh, Dre, what are you gonna do?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 2
I would definitely rather get shot in the balls.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 3
and she said, "no."
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 4
Dre, you are not the father.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 5
It was gonna happen to me.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 6
But compared to a real baby,
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 7
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 8
If it's a girl...
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 9
I mean, pregnancy is bad,
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 10
you're pregnant?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 11
Sue me? Why would you sue me?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 12
I make $244,000 a year on vasectomy cancellation fees.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 13
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 14
You know, I just...
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 15
Pam is known for the fascial interposition and cautery.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 16
Oh, that's the kids calling.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 17
A wise man would have taken this as a sign
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 18
Hey, guys.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 19
I
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 20
No, just, uh... just me.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 21
Stand up.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 22
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 23
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 24
Lucky for me, all my best ideas come at 3:00 a.m.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 25
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 26
I think I need to turn on the A.C.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 27
Just wish I knew a man who would do that for me.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 28
It's a big, fat, pork-eating rat.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 29
Here we go.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 30
T-three of them a-are still in the package.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 31
Calm down there, sweet cans.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 32
What?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 33
We need to sue the damn hospital.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 34
Well, uh...
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 35
that I finally take the high road.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 36
Hm.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 37
That's another lie, 'cause I'm not gonna get that done.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 38
I'm not pregnant.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 39
Snip it.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 40
So in case I die?!
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 41
But I know you would want me to pick up
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 42
As sophisticated viewers,
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 43
so I'm gonna need you to put these two to bed.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 44
So we'll still be the babies?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 45
From the novel "Push" by Sapphire,
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 46
Unfortunately, it looks like you have four broken toes.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 47
Which you didn't get!
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 48
and he reads me poetry,
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 49
Ohhh.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 50
and the whole house is on fire?

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Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 2
I would definitely rather get shot in the balls.
#2 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 3
and she said, "no."
#3 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 4
Dre, you are not the father.
#4 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 5
It was gonna happen to me.
#5 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 6
But compared to a real baby,
#6 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 7 #7 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 8
If it's a girl...
#8 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 9
I mean, pregnancy is bad,
#9 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 10
you're pregnant?
#10 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 11
Sue me? Why would you sue me?
#11 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 12
I make $244,000 a year on vasectomy cancellation fees.
#12 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 13 #13 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 14
You know, I just...
#14 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 15
Pam is known for the fascial interposition and cautery.
#15 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 16
Oh, that's the kids calling.
#16 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 17
A wise man would have taken this as a sign
#17 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 18
Hey, guys.
#18 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 19
I
#19 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 20
No, just, uh... just me.
#20 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 21
Stand up.
#21 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 22 #22 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 23 #23 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 24
Lucky for me, all my best ideas come at 3:00 a.m.
#24 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 25 #25 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 26
I think I need to turn on the A.C.
#26 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 27
Just wish I knew a man who would do that for me.
#27 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 28
It's a big, fat, pork-eating rat.
#28 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 29
Here we go.
#29 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 30
T-three of them a-are still in the package.
#30 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 31
Calm down there, sweet cans.
#31 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 32
What?
#32 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 33
We need to sue the damn hospital.
#33 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 34
Well, uh...
#34 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 35
that I finally take the high road.
#35 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 36
Hm.
#36 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 37
That's another lie, 'cause I'm not gonna get that done.
#37 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 38
I'm not pregnant.
#38 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 39
Snip it.
#39 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 40
So in case I die?!
#40 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 41
But I know you would want me to pick up
#41 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 42
As sophisticated viewers,
#42 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 43
so I'm gonna need you to put these two to bed.
#43 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 44
So we'll still be the babies?
#44 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 45
From the novel "Push" by Sapphire,
#45 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 46
Unfortunately, it looks like you have four broken toes.
#46 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 47
Which you didn't get!
#47 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 48
and he reads me poetry,
#48 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 49
Ohhh.
#49 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 50
and the whole house is on fire?
#50