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Season 1  "The Dozens"  1x15

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 25, 2015

Dre schools Andre Jr. in the art of "playing the dozens," trash talking someone into submission, after he's intimidated by a bully at school, but he succeeds a little too well with his plan; Bow struggles with sleep deprivation when Diane develops a fear of the dark.

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only no love, all Isaacs...
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- Ah. - Josh: Oh.
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[Cheers and applause]
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Oh, you so white, you the light that people see before they die.
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I think it is. I got to go. I got to leave right now.
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Go back to making fun of Josh, or I'll fire you.
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Okay, but it's got to be a quick one.
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Wow.
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- Okay. - Bye!
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Hey, son, I'm telling you... bagging will work.
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I guess the lesson started.
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Look at this brother wearing a striped shirt.
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you can go to my favorite... "you big."
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- Mm-hmm... - Like a...
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Oh, God.
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Okay, come here.
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and then you don't need to be scared of the dark, okay?
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- Wait. So, there's no Photons?! - Nope.
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[Whimpers] Oh, gosh.
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- Rainbow! - Huh?
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Oh, wow, so it looks like you have an extra day to live.
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I'm gonna beat you with one hand and film it with the other.
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_
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[Crowd oohs] Just a drip.
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As it turns out, the roasts are strong with this one.
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[Laughter]
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like you got one set of grandparents.
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My son? Where?
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Yeah, man, you don't look like
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because your son's been aggressive lately.
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Uh... detention?
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Because he roasted.
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♪ Roast-roast roast-roast-roasted them ♪
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Sweetheart, I fell asleep trying to put someone to sleep today.
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You don't need to feel afraid in your own house.
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you were the first to ride a bike,
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- We have a duty to be good at roasting. - What?
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You're so tired, you look like... like you drowned.
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Bow, this is the dozens, all right?
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Bow was right. I may have created a monster.
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Those are some very mixed messages.
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Look, man, I taught you the dozens to defend yourself,
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[Door slams]
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I don't have any jokes today, just facts.
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[Laughs]
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No money down on all 2014s!

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- Ah. - Josh: Oh.
#2
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[Cheers and applause]
#3
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Oh, you so white, you the light that people see before they die.
#4
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I think it is. I got to go. I got to leave right now.
#5
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Go back to making fun of Josh, or I'll fire you.
#6
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Okay, but it's got to be a quick one.
#7
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Wow.
#8
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- Okay. - Bye!
#9
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Hey, son, I'm telling you... bagging will work.
#10
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I guess the lesson started.
#12
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Look at this brother wearing a striped shirt.
#13
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you can go to my favorite... "you big."
#14
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- Mm-hmm... - Like a...
#15
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Oh, God.
#16
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Okay, come here.
#17
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and then you don't need to be scared of the dark, okay?
#18
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- Wait. So, there's no Photons?! - Nope.
#19
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[Whimpers] Oh, gosh.
#20
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- Rainbow! - Huh?
#21
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Oh, wow, so it looks like you have an extra day to live.
#22
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I'm gonna beat you with one hand and film it with the other.
#23
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_
#24
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[Crowd oohs] Just a drip.
#25
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As it turns out, the roasts are strong with this one.
#26
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[Laughter]
#27
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like you got one set of grandparents.
#28
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My son? Where?
#29
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Yeah, man, you don't look like
#30
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because your son's been aggressive lately.
#31
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Uh... detention?
#32
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Because he roasted.
#33
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♪ Roast-roast roast-roast-roasted them ♪
#34
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Sweetheart, I fell asleep trying to put someone to sleep today.
#35
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You don't need to feel afraid in your own house.
#36
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you were the first to ride a bike,
#37
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- We have a duty to be good at roasting. - What?
#38
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You're so tired, you look like... like you drowned.
#39
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Bow, this is the dozens, all right?
#40
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Bow was right. I may have created a monster.
#42
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Those are some very mixed messages.
#43
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Look, man, I taught you the dozens to defend yourself,
#44
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[Door slams]
#46
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I don't have any jokes today, just facts.
#47
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[Laughs]
#49
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No money down on all 2014s!
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