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Season 1  "Pilot"  1x1

Aired 10 years ago - Sep 24, 2014

Advertising executive Dre happily anticipates a promotion; Andre Jr. wants to covert to Judaism and have a bar mitzvah like his friends.

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Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 1
Oh, why don't y'all go get a room?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
Why do you have to get to school so early, son?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
Man, isn't that a woman's sport?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
Hey.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
You are not in rome! You're in l.A.!
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6
And I play field hockey."
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
So when one of us made it, it was kind of like we all did.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
Killer kris.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
My dad was a frickin' field-hockey god.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
Listen, we're working on this folgers copy,
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
You know, I'm hearing "historic,"
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
Even our snacks were divided.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
More wine!
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
All right...
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
Yeah. Yeah. Hm.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
Excuse me. Excuse me. All right.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
That's right.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
Okay. Hello! Okay.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
Actually, you told me I was coming over
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
I said I wanted to be the first black svp for stevens & lido,
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
Obama's the first black president?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
Hey. You two.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
You got to stop with the whole pity-party thing.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
Who technically isn't even really black?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
Tomorrow, he's running from the police in a white bronco.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
This is your dream and this is our plan.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
You're welcome. Mwah. I love you.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
And, remember, really put your swag on it, you know?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
"keep it real."
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
Liza jackson asked if we could have a playdate.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
Why didn't you just say that?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
Oh, and, dad, me and some of the field mob
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Are you listening to this?
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
I smell a group hug coming on. I'm going to the track.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
So, then he sent me a smiley face with a wink.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
Dad -- quiet!
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
A black man, because I'm throwing you
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
Hey, hey! Hold on, hold on. Slow your roll, you two.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
Mm-hmm.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
You were the one who brought up
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
If she thinks I'm finished with keeping it real,
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
And lalonde goes down!
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
I thought it was funny.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
Mm! - Andre.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
Bow, I could use your support right now.
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
The irony of my pitch, so we mutually decided
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
If they'd given it to someone white,
 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
Okay?

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Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
Why do you have to get to school so early, son?
#2 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
Man, isn't that a woman's sport?
#3 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
Hey.
#4 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
You are not in rome! You're in l.A.!
#5 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6
And I play field hockey."
#6 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
So when one of us made it, it was kind of like we all did.
#7 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
Killer kris.
#8 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
My dad was a frickin' field-hockey god.
#9 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
Listen, we're working on this folgers copy,
#10 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
You know, I'm hearing "historic,"
#11 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
Even our snacks were divided.
#12 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
More wine!
#13 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
All right...
#14 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
Yeah. Yeah. Hm.
#15 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
Excuse me. Excuse me. All right.
#16 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
That's right.
#17 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
Okay. Hello! Okay.
#18 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
Actually, you told me I was coming over
#19 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
I said I wanted to be the first black svp for stevens & lido,
#20 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
Obama's the first black president?
#21 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
Hey. You two.
#22 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
You got to stop with the whole pity-party thing.
#23 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
Who technically isn't even really black?
#24 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
Tomorrow, he's running from the police in a white bronco.
#25 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
This is your dream and this is our plan.
#26 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
You're welcome. Mwah. I love you.
#27 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
And, remember, really put your swag on it, you know?
#28 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
"keep it real."
#29 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
Liza jackson asked if we could have a playdate.
#30 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
Why didn't you just say that?
#31 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32 #32 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
Oh, and, dad, me and some of the field mob
#33 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Are you listening to this?
#34 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
I smell a group hug coming on. I'm going to the track.
#35 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
So, then he sent me a smiley face with a wink.
#36 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
Dad -- quiet!
#37 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
A black man, because I'm throwing you
#38 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
Hey, hey! Hold on, hold on. Slow your roll, you two.
#39 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
Mm-hmm.
#40 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
You were the one who brought up
#41 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
If she thinks I'm finished with keeping it real,
#42 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
And lalonde goes down!
#43 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
I thought it was funny.
#44 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
Mm! - Andre.
#45 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46 #46 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
Bow, I could use your support right now.
#47 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
The irony of my pitch, so we mutually decided
#48 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
If they'd given it to someone white,
#49 Recap of black-ish Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
Okay?
#50