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Season 29  "3 Scenes Plus a Tag From a Marriage"  29x13

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 25, 2018

Homer and Marge recount the story of their transition from loving their life without kids to being miserable parents

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 1
The only reason you stayed for the credits
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 2
that's the ball game. Good night, everybody.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 3
Ah, yes, Tallow-town.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 4
There's our old building. Look.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 5
Yeah, great. Thank you, Kit Carson.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 6
Oh, yeah, I recognize that name.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 8
Before Homer and I got married, we had amazing times here.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 9
but I can't say dink when I'm talking about my dingus.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 10
- D'oh! - It was a great life.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 12
Hey, check out who crashed the party, Kent Brockman.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 13
for my gossip column, "Marge Madness."
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 14
Oh, I'm sorry.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 15
and business, and you, with your gentle good humor.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 16
Homer took me to the hippest spots in town.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 17
This is the happiest I've ever been in my life.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 18
Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 20
Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 21
At least I died before I'm 30!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 23
Pick up the narrative!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 24
Who likes num-num?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 25
Where did this beautiful man go?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 26
Sweetie, I treasure you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 27
- Aw. - Aw.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 28
That's the most acidic of all the citrus fruits!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 29
Next, baby Bart ruined my one shot at success,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 30
But I have a kid.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 31
And that. Now he's worth $10 billion.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 32
Of course. I've been waiting to say something to you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 33
Also, I'm afraid, a newborn and a journalism career did not mix.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 34
They're not the audience for the Leisure Section.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 35
you've moved into painting giant schnozzes.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 36
What are you doing here?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 37
D'oh!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 38
It's not art anymore!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 39
You're fired! Turn in your press card and your fedora!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 40
we'd have all been dead from the stress years ago.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 42
Now, won't you bow your heads
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 43
I think we all know who Professor Thernstrom is.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 44
Jane's problems became the family's problems.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 45
are pregnant, or want to keep your spare bedroom.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 46
That's what this was building to?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 47
Finally, he's asleep. Let's make another.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 49
Shut up, you!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 50
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 2
that's the ball game. Good night, everybody.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 3
Ah, yes, Tallow-town.
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 4
There's our old building. Look.
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 5
Yeah, great. Thank you, Kit Carson.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 6
Oh, yeah, I recognize that name.
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 7 #7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 8
Before Homer and I got married, we had amazing times here.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 9
but I can't say dink when I'm talking about my dingus.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 10
- D'oh! - It was a great life.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 11 #11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 12
Hey, check out who crashed the party, Kent Brockman.
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 13
for my gossip column, "Marge Madness."
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 14
Oh, I'm sorry.
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 15
and business, and you, with your gentle good humor.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 16
Homer took me to the hippest spots in town.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 17
This is the happiest I've ever been in my life.
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 18 #18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 19 #19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 20 #20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 21
At least I died before I'm 30!
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 22 #22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 23
Pick up the narrative!
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 24
Who likes num-num?
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 25
Where did this beautiful man go?
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 26
Sweetie, I treasure you.
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 27
- Aw. - Aw.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 28
That's the most acidic of all the citrus fruits!
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 29
Next, baby Bart ruined my one shot at success,
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 30
But I have a kid.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 31
And that. Now he's worth $10 billion.
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 32
Of course. I've been waiting to say something to you.
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 33
Also, I'm afraid, a newborn and a journalism career did not mix.
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 34
They're not the audience for the Leisure Section.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 35
you've moved into painting giant schnozzes.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 36
What are you doing here?
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 37
D'oh!
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 38
It's not art anymore!
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 39
You're fired! Turn in your press card and your fedora!
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 40
we'd have all been dead from the stress years ago.
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 41 #41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 42
Now, won't you bow your heads
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 43
I think we all know who Professor Thernstrom is.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 44
Jane's problems became the family's problems.
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 45
are pregnant, or want to keep your spare bedroom.
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 46
That's what this was building to?
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 47
Finally, he's asleep. Let's make another.
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 48 #48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 49
Shut up, you!
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 13 (S29E13) - 50
More or less.
#50