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Season 29  "Haw-Haw Land"  29x10

Aired 6 years ago - Jan 07, 2018

When the Simpsons go to a STEM conference, Lisa falls for a crooning jazz pianist named Brendan. Meanwhile, Bart discovers that he has an affinity for chemistry

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 1
Oh, it's hopeless.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 2
It's science.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 3
[CRYING] No! _
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 4
It makes you look kind of heavy.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 5
Here, I'll show ya how it goes.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 6
♪ And leavin', ♪ ♪ well, it really stings... ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 7
- That's nice. Any sparkling? - Damn it!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 8
Now to subtly find out how old he is.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 9
Um, so w-where do you go to school?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 10
A beautiful hotel bar! Just like in The Shining!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 11
"making elephant toothpaste."
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 12
[EXPLOSION]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 13
You're just a little behind the beat.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 14
It's not a racket!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 15
[BANGING RHYTHMICALLY TO MUSIC]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 16
- Oh, hello, Lisa. - [GASPS]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 17
Lisa, does that fat kid like you?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 18
Oh, man.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 20
Meanwhile, Bart's teacher says he has a flair for chemistry.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 21
Because if he lies to me, it's like a dagger in my heart.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 22
Finally, the truth.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 23
Thanks, guys.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 24
Meth Life, proud sponsor of the 2020 Opioid Olympics!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 25
Do you want to go to work with me today?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 26
I'm about to flip Mr. Simpson the "Flanders finger."
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 28
_
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 29
♪ Sweet, comic valentine ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 30
Scared and excited at the same time.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 31
Haw-haw!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 32
And so now there's a jazz war over me.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 33
Dimples? It's that serious?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 35
- A kid who's almost there. - [GRUMBLES]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 36
Nelson. You took our washboard.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 37
[BART AND MILHOUSE LAUGH]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 38
complete abandonment from age five.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 39
You wanted rock candy, you got rock candy.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 41
Well, you're gonna look very nice for the show tonight.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 42
[MARGE HUMMING]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 43
to be us believing in him.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 44
Take five, Martin.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 45
That's how much I want to hold your stupid hand.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 46
Could I really choose him?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 47
[GASPS] My choice is clear: Brendan.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 48
This young man does not live in the district.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 49
until this town invests in mass transit.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 50
Lift weights, get dates.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 2
It's science.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 3
[CRYING] No! _
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 4
It makes you look kind of heavy.
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 5
Here, I'll show ya how it goes.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 6
♪ And leavin', ♪ ♪ well, it really stings... ♪
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 7
- That's nice. Any sparkling? - Damn it!
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 8
Now to subtly find out how old he is.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 9
Um, so w-where do you go to school?
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 10
A beautiful hotel bar! Just like in The Shining!
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 11
"making elephant toothpaste."
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 12
[EXPLOSION]
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 13
You're just a little behind the beat.
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 14
It's not a racket!
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 15
[BANGING RHYTHMICALLY TO MUSIC]
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 16
- Oh, hello, Lisa. - [GASPS]
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 17
Lisa, does that fat kid like you?
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 18
Oh, man.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 19 #19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 20
Meanwhile, Bart's teacher says he has a flair for chemistry.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 21
Because if he lies to me, it's like a dagger in my heart.
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 22
Finally, the truth.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 23
Thanks, guys.
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 24
Meth Life, proud sponsor of the 2020 Opioid Olympics!
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 25
Do you want to go to work with me today?
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 26
I'm about to flip Mr. Simpson the "Flanders finger."
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 27 #27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 28
_
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 29
♪ Sweet, comic valentine ♪
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 30
Scared and excited at the same time.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 31
Haw-haw!
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 32
And so now there's a jazz war over me.
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 33
Dimples? It's that serious?
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 34 #34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 35
- A kid who's almost there. - [GRUMBLES]
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 36
Nelson. You took our washboard.
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 37
[BART AND MILHOUSE LAUGH]
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 38
complete abandonment from age five.
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 39
You wanted rock candy, you got rock candy.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 40 #40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 41
Well, you're gonna look very nice for the show tonight.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 42
[MARGE HUMMING]
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 43
to be us believing in him.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 44
Take five, Martin.
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 45
That's how much I want to hold your stupid hand.
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 46
Could I really choose him?
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 47
[GASPS] My choice is clear: Brendan.
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 48
This young man does not live in the district.
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 49
until this town invests in mass transit.
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 29 Episode 10 (S29E10) - 50
Lift weights, get dates.
#50