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Season 28  "The Town"  28x3

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 09, 2016

After Homer catches Bart rooting for Springfield’s football rival, the Boston Americans, he plans a family “hate-cation” trip to Boston in an attempt to show Bart that Boston is a terrible city.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 1
I'd be class all the way, like Mark Harmon... pure American elegance.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 2
My son!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 3
Sucks to be a loser.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 4
(SIGHS) Your father never could resist an "olé."
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 5
This is your hometown.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 6
I would pluck out my own eyes if I did not have a call-back
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 7
People? The dog and the baby are your people.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 8
Nope, I think I'll stick with the bad boys.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 9
They think their stupid city has the best everything:
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 10
(CONFUSED GRUNTING)
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 11
that I would not love you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 12
Where you experience the worst a place has to offer, and then say, "Told ya!"
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 13
That's it, build it up in your head.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 14
I got to get to the packy before the B's drop puck!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 15
Homer, your negative attitude is ruining this hate-cation.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 16
tear your innocent father limb from limb
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 17
The seats at Fenway Park are too narrow, and many of them face center field!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 18
No, don't struggle!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 19
Mm, so many doctors.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 20
accident-prone husbands.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 21
You better go someplace bad.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 22
Free sunscreen? So progressive.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 23
A Wild West-afarian!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 24
Ah, it's like heaven for people who don't believe in heaven.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 25
They even found a way to mess up bowling.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 27
Hmm? Hmm.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 28
has knocked my misguided hate into the gutter.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 29
("THE MAN IN ME" BY BOB DYLAN PLAYING)
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 31
that values education, with great health care,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 32
The chance to knock down all of life's pins.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 33
(KISSES)
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 34
I love these colonial quilts on the wall.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 35
Why don't we just break into Fort Knox?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 36
Can we really afford to live in a city
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 38
Are you sure we have to go to school here?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 39
Today, we explore Lincoln's 1861 suspension of habeas corpus,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 40
(ALL GASPING)
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 41
What the hell?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 42
People think Boston's all Southies and hooligans.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 43
Colleges?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 44
(SCREAMING)
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 45
It's nothing at all like The Departed.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 46
(GROANS)
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 49
to help celebrate our move.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 50
for using magnets to affect the coin toss.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 2
My son!
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 3
Sucks to be a loser.
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 4
(SIGHS) Your father never could resist an "olé."
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 5
This is your hometown.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 6
I would pluck out my own eyes if I did not have a call-back
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 7
People? The dog and the baby are your people.
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 8
Nope, I think I'll stick with the bad boys.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 9
They think their stupid city has the best everything:
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 10
(CONFUSED GRUNTING)
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 11
that I would not love you.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 12
Where you experience the worst a place has to offer, and then say, "Told ya!"
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 13
That's it, build it up in your head.
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 14
I got to get to the packy before the B's drop puck!
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 15
Homer, your negative attitude is ruining this hate-cation.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 16
tear your innocent father limb from limb
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 17
The seats at Fenway Park are too narrow, and many of them face center field!
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 18
No, don't struggle!
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 19
Mm, so many doctors.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 20
accident-prone husbands.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 21
You better go someplace bad.
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 22
Free sunscreen? So progressive.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 23
A Wild West-afarian!
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 24
Ah, it's like heaven for people who don't believe in heaven.
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 25
They even found a way to mess up bowling.
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 26 #26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 27
Hmm? Hmm.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 28
has knocked my misguided hate into the gutter.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 29
("THE MAN IN ME" BY BOB DYLAN PLAYING)
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 30 #30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 31
that values education, with great health care,
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 32
The chance to knock down all of life's pins.
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 33
(KISSES)
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 34
I love these colonial quilts on the wall.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 35
Why don't we just break into Fort Knox?
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 36
Can we really afford to live in a city
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 37 #37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 38
Are you sure we have to go to school here?
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 39
Today, we explore Lincoln's 1861 suspension of habeas corpus,
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 40
(ALL GASPING)
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 41
What the hell?
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 42
People think Boston's all Southies and hooligans.
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 43
Colleges?
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 44
(SCREAMING)
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 45
It's nothing at all like The Departed.
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 46
(GROANS)
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 47 #47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 48 #48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 49
to help celebrate our move.
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 28 Episode 3 (S28E03) - 50
for using magnets to affect the coin toss.
#50