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Season 24  "Hardly Kirk-ing"  24x13

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 17, 2013

Bart and Milhouse explore the perks of being an adult when a shaving accident leaves Milhouse looking exactly like his father, Kirk. Marge fears Maggie is slipping into the clutches of children's television.

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written by TV stars.
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One day, Silly Sally said,
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Oh, I could slurp this soup forever.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 5
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Okay, now to see if I can apply my book knowledge
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 7
I couldn't get through a day without
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 8
Don't worry, all I need is a cigarette lighter
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 9
I always wanted to wear a necktie.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 10
Whoa, that's a little too tight.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 11
What, now I'm not pulling it off?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 12
♪ Here comes your man.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 13
Another invasive Skype from Mil... Huh?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 14
I also want to say that Bart is a remarkable boy,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 15
Sometimes it's just so nice to have a man take charge.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 16
You now have one minute, 55 seconds.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 17
Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 18
You know what's itchy and what's not.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 19
I'm driving a truck.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 20
An adult-- he's buying it.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 21
I want to buy this beer, uh, cigarettes,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 22
Your grown-man friend is all right.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 23
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 26
Oh, well, in my case,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 28
not to go to downtown Springfield.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 29
visited upon our people,
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 31
I mean, he-he's my son.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 32
a settlement to any parent
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Marge, can I get a subscription to Highlights magazine?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 35
Just my honey pie.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 36
Shake hands?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 37
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 39
Uh, we'd like it in singles and nickels, please.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 40
Give me a break.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 41
but Luann just told me they're supposed to be here.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 42
How many kids will jazz corrupt?
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Lady, my stomach's full, and I want to go.
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Though, some days,
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Kirk, don't you have something to tell her?
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 47
The kids?
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How'd you know it was me?
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And worst of all, you cast my vote.
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just like you.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 2
written by TV stars.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 3
One day, Silly Sally said,
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 4
Oh, I could slurp this soup forever.
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 5 #5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 6
Okay, now to see if I can apply my book knowledge
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 7
I couldn't get through a day without
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 8
Don't worry, all I need is a cigarette lighter
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 9
I always wanted to wear a necktie.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 10
Whoa, that's a little too tight.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 11
What, now I'm not pulling it off?
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 12
♪ Here comes your man.
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 13
Another invasive Skype from Mil... Huh?
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 14
I also want to say that Bart is a remarkable boy,
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 15
Sometimes it's just so nice to have a man take charge.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 16
You now have one minute, 55 seconds.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 17 #17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 18
You know what's itchy and what's not.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 19
I'm driving a truck.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 20
An adult-- he's buying it.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 21
I want to buy this beer, uh, cigarettes,
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 22
Your grown-man friend is all right.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 23 #23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 24 #24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 25 #25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 26
Oh, well, in my case,
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 27 #27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 28
not to go to downtown Springfield.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 29
visited upon our people,
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 30 #30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 31
I mean, he-he's my son.
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 32
a settlement to any parent
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 33
Marge, can I get a subscription to Highlights magazine?
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 34 #34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 35
Just my honey pie.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 36
Shake hands?
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 37 #37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 38 #38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 39
Uh, we'd like it in singles and nickels, please.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 40
Give me a break.
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 41
but Luann just told me they're supposed to be here.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 42
How many kids will jazz corrupt?
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 43
Lady, my stomach's full, and I want to go.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 44
Though, some days,
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 45
Kirk, don't you have something to tell her?
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 46 #46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 47
The kids?
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 48
How'd you know it was me?
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 49
And worst of all, you cast my vote.
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 13 (S24E13) - 50
just like you.
#50