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Season 23  "Treehouse of Horror XXII"  23x3

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 30, 2011

Simpsons' twentysecond Halloween show. The Diving Bell and the Butterball: Homer is bitten by a radioactive spider. Dial "D" for Diddly: Ned becomes a serial killer. In the Na'Vi: Bart and Milhouse in an Avatar spoof.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 1
I can't speak!
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(chuckles)
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Just because you've had a little setback
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 5
"Alexey Fyodorovitch Karamazov was the third son
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 6
Dad! Ew.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 7
Oh, my God!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 8
Okay, first letter: D.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 9
"cannot move, my heart still beats
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 10
"For further communication, I will require more beans.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 14
I wish I could move like him.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 15
My money's on the kid.
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(truck beeping)
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in his favorite language-- English.
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(gasps)
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 22
I command you to kill Patty and Selma Bouvier.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 23
It's, uh, it's, you know,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 24
You forgot Patty and Selma.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 26
Hey Bart... Uh, I mean, Jesus.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 27
Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 28
There is no Hell, and there is no God.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 29
But, but...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 31
(indistinct voices)
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 32
Oh, oh, is it Michigan?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 33
Oh, yeah, they're back.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 35
Yo.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 36
Naw, we can't.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 37
(moaning)
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 38
Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 40
Oh! Even when we're monsters, he gets the girl. (grunts)
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 41
Thank the Almighty Fungus you are wiser
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 42
Today you are a man. Mazel Tov!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 43
Uh... it's a place on the other side of this planet that's...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 44
I love you, sugar-slime.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 45
(grunts) You said you were using birth control!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 46
Without it, her crankiness will become unbearable.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 47
Listen closely.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 48
Traitor! How dare you betray the planet I got laid on?!
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(bellowing)

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 2
(chuckles)
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 3 #3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 4
Just because you've had a little setback
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 5
"Alexey Fyodorovitch Karamazov was the third son
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 6
Dad! Ew.
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 7
Oh, my God!
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 8
Okay, first letter: D.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 9
"cannot move, my heart still beats
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 10
"For further communication, I will require more beans.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 11 #11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 12 #12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 13 #13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 14
I wish I could move like him.
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 15
My money's on the kid.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 16 #16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 17 #17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 18
(truck beeping)
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 19
in his favorite language-- English.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 20
(gasps)
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 21 #21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 22
I command you to kill Patty and Selma Bouvier.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 23
It's, uh, it's, you know,
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 24
You forgot Patty and Selma.
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 25 #25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 26
Hey Bart... Uh, I mean, Jesus.
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 27
Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 28
There is no Hell, and there is no God.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 29
But, but...
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 30 #30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 31
(indistinct voices)
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 32
Oh, oh, is it Michigan?
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 33
Oh, yeah, they're back.
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 34 #34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 35
Yo.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 36
Naw, we can't.
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 37
(moaning)
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 38
Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard.
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 39 #39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 40
Oh! Even when we're monsters, he gets the girl. (grunts)
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 41
Thank the Almighty Fungus you are wiser
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 42
Today you are a man. Mazel Tov!
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 43
Uh... it's a place on the other side of this planet that's...
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 44
I love you, sugar-slime.
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 45
(grunts) You said you were using birth control!
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 46
Without it, her crankiness will become unbearable.
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 47
Listen closely.
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 48
Traitor! How dare you betray the planet I got laid on?!
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 49 #49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E03) - 50
(bellowing)
#50