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Season 4  "Haylias"  4x5

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 11, 2007

When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock. Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys.

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Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 1
Mex is a street-wiseday laborer.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 2
Best. Catchphrase. Ever.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 3
We would have made great detectives.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 4
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 5
The Path to Happiness, but yeah, me, too.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 6
working up a sweat.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 7
that took me around the globe, where I feasted on the sweet, sticky nectar of life.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 8
Huh? What do you think?
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 9
I can't. I was a cop who got shot.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 10
I was that baby.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 11
I'll just mosey on over to the men's room, and see if I can't find a willing foreigner
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 12
You won't let me? It's my life.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 13
Agent Small Wonder activated. What are my orders?
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 14
Ah, young love.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 15
Dill!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 16
Your daughter is as nimbleas Johnny Yip,
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 17
She doesn't really seem happy.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 18
I kinda brainwashed Hayley.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 19
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 20
I think you only talk to me when there's no one else to turn to.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 21
Yes, why don't you do that.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 22
You know, like answering the phone with dirty limericks, or constantly talking
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 23
The ABC story department would never approve that.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 24
Something wird is going on, Stan.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 25
or rubbed vigorously with soap and water.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 26
He didn't. I did. Those weremy orders.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 27
Wait. Why would it haveto happen by...?
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 28
Really.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 29
Listen, Stan, I know your heart's in the right place,
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 30
Can you teach me how to read?
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 31
mostly divorce cases and insurance fraud.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 32
But that... but you...but she...
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 33
Do you, Dill, take Hayley to be your lawfully wedded wife,
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 34
I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 35
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 36
My, how courting has changed.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 37
I can't. It's been over seven days.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 38
The problem is, she's going to turn on her handler.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 39
Come on, Hayley,cut the cake.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 40
Oh, I would, but, uh, I have to tip the dove guy. Ow!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 41
So, after she died in Hurricane Katrina,
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 42
Something about this angel stinks to high heaven!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 43
My first clue that something was amiss was when Angel asked me...
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 44
Say it now.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 45
Yeah. Except I'm going to kill you.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 46
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 47
416 Cherry Street! Go!
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Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 2
Best. Catchphrase. Ever.
#2
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We would have made great detectives.
#3
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 4 #4 Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 5
The Path to Happiness, but yeah, me, too.
#5
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 6
working up a sweat.
#6
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 7
that took me around the globe, where I feasted on the sweet, sticky nectar of life.
#7
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 8
Huh? What do you think?
#8
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 9
I can't. I was a cop who got shot.
#9
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 10
I was that baby.
#10
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 11
I'll just mosey on over to the men's room, and see if I can't find a willing foreigner
#11
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 12
You won't let me? It's my life.
#12
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 13
Agent Small Wonder activated. What are my orders?
#13
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 14
Ah, young love.
#14
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 15
Dill!
#15
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 16
Your daughter is as nimbleas Johnny Yip,
#16
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 17
She doesn't really seem happy.
#17
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I kinda brainwashed Hayley.
#18
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I think you only talk to me when there's no one else to turn to.
#20
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Yes, why don't you do that.
#21
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 22
You know, like answering the phone with dirty limericks, or constantly talking
#22
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 23
The ABC story department would never approve that.
#23
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Something wird is going on, Stan.
#24
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or rubbed vigorously with soap and water.
#25
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 26
He didn't. I did. Those weremy orders.
#26
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 27
Wait. Why would it haveto happen by...?
#27
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 28
Really.
#28
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 29
Listen, Stan, I know your heart's in the right place,
#29
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 30
Can you teach me how to read?
#30
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 31
mostly divorce cases and insurance fraud.
#31
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 32
But that... but you...but she...
#32
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 33
Do you, Dill, take Hayley to be your lawfully wedded wife,
#33
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 34
I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!
#34
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 35 #35 Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 36
My, how courting has changed.
#36
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I can't. It's been over seven days.
#37
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 38
The problem is, she's going to turn on her handler.
#38
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 39
Come on, Hayley,cut the cake.
#39
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 40
Oh, I would, but, uh, I have to tip the dove guy. Ow!
#40
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 41
So, after she died in Hurricane Katrina,
#41
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 42
Something about this angel stinks to high heaven!
#42
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 43
My first clue that something was amiss was when Angel asked me...
#43
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 44
Say it now.
#44
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 45
Yeah. Except I'm going to kill you.
#45
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416 Cherry Street! Go!
#47
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